Michael Frederick
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Michael Frederick
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Audiobook Narrator, michaelfwalworth.com

Audio Publishers Association, Professional Audiobook Narrators Association

Medieval History book nerd, supporter of Arsenal FC

Cat Dad to two boys, voidzedo Conrad and chocolate tuxedo Zeno
I can definitely appreciate a beautiful brown cat 🤎 And yes, it’s hard to pick up the brownness of them unless on a black background 😹
December 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Black cat Conrad is: Corradino (for little Conrad), Fugu (as he’s very slightly portly)
Chocolate tuxedo Zeno is: Zinho, ZZ, Zizou, Zenobius, Zenobio, Zenobinho
Non-specific: Adding -gato or -gatito, -kitten or -baby as appellations, Schmoops, Babu
December 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Black cat I decided to name Conrad after several medieval kings of Germany. Brown tuxedo, I was originally given paperwork that said he was female, so he was called Zenobia after the Queen of Palmyra. After three vet visits, found out he’s actually a boy, and is now Zeno, after 4th c Roman emperor
December 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Same message, delivered 1000x better
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The second night I had my new kittens, they did this. First pic is after I took the bottom drawer off. The first night I had them, I spent an hour looking and couldn’t find them. I was scared and crying and getting frantic when I turned over a squishy recliner. Second pic is them hiding inside it.
November 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
November 15, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Boxed mine up
November 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Cat noir
October 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
October 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
October 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
September 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
They’re both adorable and super sweet. And I know Molly says not to try to shoehorn your cat into a breed, but I’m 100% that he’s a North American Voidxedo
September 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Omg, I gave my cats old leather shoelaces, best toy ever

They were sick, though, and so I boiled their soft toys to kill any parasites, including the leather shoelaces. It made them stiffer and crunchier, which only made them even better toys
September 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
September 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I love it because always, right when you’ve lined up the perfect picture of your cat, they make a sudden move and you get a blur 😂😹 Good to know it’s timeless
September 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
August 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Been reading this bad boy for the last couple of days
August 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Immediately reminded me of this:
July 31, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I have my own baby Pickle! His name is Conrad and he’s a very fierce panther (shown here in his lair). His sister Zenobia is the brown tuxedo (also very fierce) 😸😸
July 16, 2025 at 10:22 AM