Michael Frederick
@michaelfwalworth.com
Audiobook Narrator, michaelfwalworth.com
Audio Publishers Association, Professional Audiobook Narrators Association
Medieval History book nerd, supporter of Arsenal FC
Cat Dad to two boys, voidzedo Conrad and chocolate tuxedo Zeno
Audio Publishers Association, Professional Audiobook Narrators Association
Medieval History book nerd, supporter of Arsenal FC
Cat Dad to two boys, voidzedo Conrad and chocolate tuxedo Zeno
Also the “end” of the “hundred years war”
December 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Also the “end” of the “hundred years war”
Like how basically 100% of conservatives think that Leave It to Beaver was an accurate representation of 1950s America
December 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Like how basically 100% of conservatives think that Leave It to Beaver was an accurate representation of 1950s America
🎶 while the merry bells keep ringing
happy hollandaise to you
happy hollandaise to you
December 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
🎶 while the merry bells keep ringing
happy hollandaise to you
happy hollandaise to you
don’t know what you mean, that’s the spitting image of Diego Costa
December 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
don’t know what you mean, that’s the spitting image of Diego Costa
“It’s a little known fact that the ame of every president has been equally divisible by the year in which he was elected. So by my calculations, our next president will be named Yelnick McWawa.”
December 24, 2025 at 10:44 AM
“It’s a little known fact that the ame of every president has been equally divisible by the year in which he was elected. So by my calculations, our next president will be named Yelnick McWawa.”
The Council of Skokie votes to anathematize the American Christian nationalist schismatics
December 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The Council of Skokie votes to anathematize the American Christian nationalist schismatics
Not just stupid, but “Liverpool Summer Signings 2025” levels of stupid
December 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Not just stupid, but “Liverpool Summer Signings 2025” levels of stupid
🎶 with every Christmas card I bite
December 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
🎶 with every Christmas card I bite
This is reason #1 (and 2 and 3) why I was a hard pass on trying to sign him, especially at 120M+. He had a great season last year but was way overdue for another significant injury
December 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This is reason #1 (and 2 and 3) why I was a hard pass on trying to sign him, especially at 120M+. He had a great season last year but was way overdue for another significant injury
Brought to you by Bank of America
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Brought to you by Bank of America
Going to Marshall’s/TJ Maxx/HomeGoods on the Saturday before Christmas ought be grounds for a wellness check. I say this having just gotten home from Marshall’s on a last-minute wrapping paper run. Only time I’ve ever seen all checkout lanes in use. It was like a solar eclipse
December 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Going to Marshall’s/TJ Maxx/HomeGoods on the Saturday before Christmas ought be grounds for a wellness check. I say this having just gotten home from Marshall’s on a last-minute wrapping paper run. Only time I’ve ever seen all checkout lanes in use. It was like a solar eclipse
I read this in Worf's voice
December 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I read this in Worf's voice
written by assistant to the press secretary John Barron
December 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
written by assistant to the press secretary John Barron
I can definitely appreciate a beautiful brown cat 🤎 And yes, it’s hard to pick up the brownness of them unless on a black background 😹
December 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I can definitely appreciate a beautiful brown cat 🤎 And yes, it’s hard to pick up the brownness of them unless on a black background 😹
Brown cat sighting! 🤎😸
December 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Brown cat sighting! 🤎😸
the higher-ups are telling me that I have to hire a [woman/minority/person with a disability], you know how it is..."
As a former educator, I will often give credence to the suggestion that any problem is caused/worsened by a gutless administrator 🤣
As a former educator, I will often give credence to the suggestion that any problem is caused/worsened by a gutless administrator 🤣
December 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
the higher-ups are telling me that I have to hire a [woman/minority/person with a disability], you know how it is..."
As a former educator, I will often give credence to the suggestion that any problem is caused/worsened by a gutless administrator 🤣
As a former educator, I will often give credence to the suggestion that any problem is caused/worsened by a gutless administrator 🤣
I once read a comment about another "I'm a mediocre white guy and I didn't get hired because of woke" piece and it suggested it's due somewhat to gutless administrators/hiring managers who, instead of just saying, "it's because you're mediocre," say "man, if it were up to me, I'd hire you, but...
December 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I once read a comment about another "I'm a mediocre white guy and I didn't get hired because of woke" piece and it suggested it's due somewhat to gutless administrators/hiring managers who, instead of just saying, "it's because you're mediocre," say "man, if it were up to me, I'd hire you, but...
It's criminal that she never won an Emmy for BCS. If she doesn't win for this, it's torches and pitchforks
December 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It's criminal that she never won an Emmy for BCS. If she doesn't win for this, it's torches and pitchforks
There was a symposium on 19th-century women's literature at Univ of Gdansk on Sept 3 1939 that Hitler really wanted to go to but the Polish wouldn't let him. And this after the 1937 incident of a march for women's voting rights in Manchuria, marching over the Marco Polo bridge
December 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
There was a symposium on 19th-century women's literature at Univ of Gdansk on Sept 3 1939 that Hitler really wanted to go to but the Polish wouldn't let him. And this after the 1937 incident of a march for women's voting rights in Manchuria, marching over the Marco Polo bridge
I am sure to remind him often of what a dapper and handsome young man he is!
December 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I am sure to remind him often of what a dapper and handsome young man he is!
Black cat Conrad is: Corradino (for little Conrad), Fugu (as he’s very slightly portly)
Chocolate tuxedo Zeno is: Zinho, ZZ, Zizou, Zenobius, Zenobio, Zenobinho
Non-specific: Adding -gato or -gatito, -kitten or -baby as appellations, Schmoops, Babu
Chocolate tuxedo Zeno is: Zinho, ZZ, Zizou, Zenobius, Zenobio, Zenobinho
Non-specific: Adding -gato or -gatito, -kitten or -baby as appellations, Schmoops, Babu
December 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Black cat Conrad is: Corradino (for little Conrad), Fugu (as he’s very slightly portly)
Chocolate tuxedo Zeno is: Zinho, ZZ, Zizou, Zenobius, Zenobio, Zenobinho
Non-specific: Adding -gato or -gatito, -kitten or -baby as appellations, Schmoops, Babu
Chocolate tuxedo Zeno is: Zinho, ZZ, Zizou, Zenobius, Zenobio, Zenobinho
Non-specific: Adding -gato or -gatito, -kitten or -baby as appellations, Schmoops, Babu
Black cat I decided to name Conrad after several medieval kings of Germany. Brown tuxedo, I was originally given paperwork that said he was female, so he was called Zenobia after the Queen of Palmyra. After three vet visits, found out he’s actually a boy, and is now Zeno, after 4th c Roman emperor
December 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Black cat I decided to name Conrad after several medieval kings of Germany. Brown tuxedo, I was originally given paperwork that said he was female, so he was called Zenobia after the Queen of Palmyra. After three vet visits, found out he’s actually a boy, and is now Zeno, after 4th c Roman emperor
Tom’s bringing real r/ididnthaveeggs energy
December 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Tom’s bringing real r/ididnthaveeggs energy