Michael Beck
@michaeljeromebeck.bsky.social
Mid-level university functionary. Views are my own.
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I am never more in my element than when talking about something absolutely nobody cares about.
October 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I am never more in my element than when talking about something absolutely nobody cares about.
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You never heard of this fucking guy six weeks ago. Six weeks! Just get another Guy!!
Look around. There's a Guy. Over there, another Guy. Now turn around...Guys. What do you think is around that corner? You guessed it: More Guys.
Look around. There's a Guy. Over there, another Guy. Now turn around...Guys. What do you think is around that corner? You guessed it: More Guys.
October 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
You never heard of this fucking guy six weeks ago. Six weeks! Just get another Guy!!
Look around. There's a Guy. Over there, another Guy. Now turn around...Guys. What do you think is around that corner? You guessed it: More Guys.
Look around. There's a Guy. Over there, another Guy. Now turn around...Guys. What do you think is around that corner? You guessed it: More Guys.
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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
Supermajority in the VA House maybe but the entire VA Senate won’t be up for election until 2027
September 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Supermajority in the VA House maybe but the entire VA Senate won’t be up for election until 2027
I don’t know why the scientists keep making them!
September 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I don’t know why the scientists keep making them!
*Egbert being our favorite resident on Animal Crossing
August 30, 2025 at 9:48 AM
*Egbert being our favorite resident on Animal Crossing
Trump take Egbert
August 30, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Trump take Egbert
It’s way down the list of Actual
Concerns I Have About America, but I do hate the Kremlinology we engage in about our leaders now. I wish that journalism wasn’t so broken.
Concerns I Have About America, but I do hate the Kremlinology we engage in about our leaders now. I wish that journalism wasn’t so broken.
August 30, 2025 at 9:42 AM
It’s way down the list of Actual
Concerns I Have About America, but I do hate the Kremlinology we engage in about our leaders now. I wish that journalism wasn’t so broken.
Concerns I Have About America, but I do hate the Kremlinology we engage in about our leaders now. I wish that journalism wasn’t so broken.
I hate being middle aged so much!
August 30, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I hate being middle aged so much!
Ed, you’re a goddamned National treasure.
August 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Ed, you’re a goddamned National treasure.