michaelkaplan.bsky.social
@michaelkaplan.bsky.social
Dude probably considers listening to podcasts and talking to Grok to be “work.”
January 29, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Turns out getting lots of people to hate-read your work is pretty lucrative.
January 29, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Wow life-sized!
January 29, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Yeah. I figured as much.
January 29, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Battleship! It takes a long time to turn a battleship. Idiots can’t get a basic platitude right.
January 29, 2026 at 2:58 PM
They’re not gullible; they’re on the team.
January 29, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I wonder if he plans to prove that she’s lying?
January 29, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Was it a flop? Everyone I know saw it.
January 28, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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Voting is cringe. Unlike my theory of political power: Encouraging people to go fight the cops while I post about it.
January 28, 2026 at 12:48 AM
January 28, 2026 at 6:16 AM
NGL, community logistics make me hella anxious.
January 26, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Didn’t he hit 50 HRs for the Marlins once?
January 26, 2026 at 3:16 PM
No Nick Madrigal… AGAIN!?
January 26, 2026 at 3:02 PM
So more than $100k per year in royalties, just from one source?
January 26, 2026 at 1:33 PM
No. They’re doing the ICE raids because they’ve always wanted to do them.
January 26, 2026 at 11:46 AM
MVPaige
January 25, 2026 at 5:53 PM
They can’t fathom that a popular movement isn’t astroturfed.
January 25, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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I think the people who started fires last time now work for ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 5:49 PM
They should move it somewhere that has a warm-water port.
January 23, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Nats entering year 7 of their rebuild.
January 23, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Kinda surprised that the Nats AND Padres both managed to lose the Juan Soto trade.
January 23, 2026 at 2:19 PM