Michael Mufasa🦁✍🏽 (🚫🍊💩🤴)
@michaelmufasa.bsky.social
University Instructor “Problem Solving for Social Change”.
Proud target of TP Prof Watchlist since 2018
African & African American Studies 🌍 & Human Rights ✊🏽 academic📚
Fountain pen enthusiast 🖊️
Green Bay Packers owner 🏈
Radical Writer ✍🏽
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Proud target of TP Prof Watchlist since 2018
African & African American Studies 🌍 & Human Rights ✊🏽 academic📚
Fountain pen enthusiast 🖊️
Green Bay Packers owner 🏈
Radical Writer ✍🏽
🇺🇸🇨🇦🇲🇽🇨🇴🇵🇦🇯🇲🇩🇴🇮🇪🏴🇫🇷🇨🇭🇮🇹🇵🇹🇬🇭🇻🇦
Pinned
The Straggler
At 5:00 a.m., the old man sat down in a lotus position, brought his hands together in front of his heart-center, and began to breathe mindfully. Closing his eyes, he took in a deep breath, and he w…
flashfictionmagazine.com
I'm writing a 500-word flash fiction novella (not 501 or 499). It's a challenge creating (good?) stories that way. This has been edited a bit since it was published here. It's the first one I ever wrote, and ironically it may end up being the final chapter.
flashfictionmagazine.com/blog/2023/09...
flashfictionmagazine.com/blog/2023/09...
I'm writing a 500-word flash fiction novella (not 501 or 499). It's a challenge creating (good?) stories that way. This has been edited a bit since it was published here. It's the first one I ever wrote, and ironically it may end up being the final chapter.
flashfictionmagazine.com/blog/2023/09...
flashfictionmagazine.com/blog/2023/09...
The Straggler
At 5:00 a.m., the old man sat down in a lotus position, brought his hands together in front of his heart-center, and began to breathe mindfully. Closing his eyes, he took in a deep breath, and he w…
flashfictionmagazine.com
December 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I'm writing a 500-word flash fiction novella (not 501 or 499). It's a challenge creating (good?) stories that way. This has been edited a bit since it was published here. It's the first one I ever wrote, and ironically it may end up being the final chapter.
flashfictionmagazine.com/blog/2023/09...
flashfictionmagazine.com/blog/2023/09...
Jake Paul AND Andrew Tate getting the snot beat out of them in the same night is a sign of goodness to come in 2026, however sporadically) 🥊 🤞🏽
December 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Jake Paul AND Andrew Tate getting the snot beat out of them in the same night is a sign of goodness to come in 2026, however sporadically) 🥊 🤞🏽
In my 20s I worked as…
-gas station attendant
-bowling alley pin setter
-short order cook
-plastics factory
-railroad section crew
-tractor farmer
-travel agent
-truck driver
-grocery stocker
-school bus driver
-shoe repair clerk
-real estate photographer
-community newspaper reporter
2 at a time.
-gas station attendant
-bowling alley pin setter
-short order cook
-plastics factory
-railroad section crew
-tractor farmer
-travel agent
-truck driver
-grocery stocker
-school bus driver
-shoe repair clerk
-real estate photographer
-community newspaper reporter
2 at a time.
December 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
In my 20s I worked as…
-gas station attendant
-bowling alley pin setter
-short order cook
-plastics factory
-railroad section crew
-tractor farmer
-travel agent
-truck driver
-grocery stocker
-school bus driver
-shoe repair clerk
-real estate photographer
-community newspaper reporter
2 at a time.
-gas station attendant
-bowling alley pin setter
-short order cook
-plastics factory
-railroad section crew
-tractor farmer
-travel agent
-truck driver
-grocery stocker
-school bus driver
-shoe repair clerk
-real estate photographer
-community newspaper reporter
2 at a time.
Damn on count 2
Breaking:
Judge Dugan ACQUITTED on Count One, convicted on Count 2.
Judge Dugan ACQUITTED on Count One, convicted on Count 2.
December 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Damn on count 2
It is.
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It is.
There's nothing quite as irritating as listening to an AI "support" operator furiously typing as if.
a cat wearing a blue shirt is sitting on a laptop computer
ALT: a cat wearing a blue shirt is sitting on a laptop computer
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
There's nothing quite as irritating as listening to an AI "support" operator furiously typing as if.
This seems very worthwhile for those of us who find the themselves in a new place for the next forever. 💔 😢 ❤️🩹
Walking with other people who are grieving a loss is one way to ease some of the pain and feel less alone. n.pr/4iW5b13
The 'magic' of walking with grief
Walking with other people who are grieving a loss is one way to ease some of the pain and feel less alone.
n.pr
December 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
This seems very worthwhile for those of us who find the themselves in a new place for the next forever. 💔 😢 ❤️🩹
I’m 15 min into Episode 7 of Pluribus and I’m becoming more and more convinced it was written by Seinfeld and Costanza.
two men are sitting at a table and one is wearing a striped shirt
ALT: two men are sitting at a table and one is wearing a striped shirt
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I’m 15 min into Episode 7 of Pluribus and I’m becoming more and more convinced it was written by Seinfeld and Costanza.
I'd like to know where I can stream "The Fourteen Fists of McCluskey" bc whoa that flamethrower 🔥.
a man wearing headphones is laying in a pool with his feet up
ALT: a man wearing headphones is laying in a pool with his feet up
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I'd like to know where I can stream "The Fourteen Fists of McCluskey" bc whoa that flamethrower 🔥.
I have to keep this handy to show my students. 🤯🤯🤯
An absolute horrific nightmare of two AI bots caught in a loop with each other is the perfect example of the total nothingness of AI “brains”.
December 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I have to keep this handy to show my students. 🤯🤯🤯
2:30 AM Bluesky.
Lithuania 🇱🇹 v Belarus 🇧🇾
Pakistan 🇵🇰 v Afghanistan 🇦🇫
Russia 🇷🇺 v Ukraine 🇺🇦
Israel 🇮🇱 v Palestine 🇵🇸
Not World Cup Qualifiers, but “rising tensions”.
If only there was a Peace Prize winner who could broker settlements.
Lithuania 🇱🇹 v Belarus 🇧🇾
Pakistan 🇵🇰 v Afghanistan 🇦🇫
Russia 🇷🇺 v Ukraine 🇺🇦
Israel 🇮🇱 v Palestine 🇵🇸
Not World Cup Qualifiers, but “rising tensions”.
If only there was a Peace Prize winner who could broker settlements.
a man in a suit and tie is shaking hands with another man while a woman holds a piece of paper .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is shaking hands with another man while a woman holds a piece of paper .
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 AM
2:30 AM Bluesky.
Lithuania 🇱🇹 v Belarus 🇧🇾
Pakistan 🇵🇰 v Afghanistan 🇦🇫
Russia 🇷🇺 v Ukraine 🇺🇦
Israel 🇮🇱 v Palestine 🇵🇸
Not World Cup Qualifiers, but “rising tensions”.
If only there was a Peace Prize winner who could broker settlements.
Lithuania 🇱🇹 v Belarus 🇧🇾
Pakistan 🇵🇰 v Afghanistan 🇦🇫
Russia 🇷🇺 v Ukraine 🇺🇦
Israel 🇮🇱 v Palestine 🇵🇸
Not World Cup Qualifiers, but “rising tensions”.
If only there was a Peace Prize winner who could broker settlements.
I detect a pattern 🥳😅🤩 🎶 🎵
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I detect a pattern 🥳😅🤩 🎶 🎵
Run, Mark, run….
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Run, Mark, run….
A bit low probably because I use a lot of fcks, mf’ers, dcks, cks, a-holes and SOBs. One needs to pace oneself during times like these. 🤬🤬🤬 !?&$x%#
@michaelmufasa.bsky.social has swears! They've used 153 profanities in their last 733 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (20 times)
🥈 "fucking" (16 times)
🥉 "hell" (16 times)
🥇 "fuck" (20 times)
🥈 "fucking" (16 times)
🥉 "hell" (16 times)
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
A bit low probably because I use a lot of fcks, mf’ers, dcks, cks, a-holes and SOBs. One needs to pace oneself during times like these. 🤬🤬🤬 !?&$x%#
@profanity.accountant I don’t swear. Or do I?
a man with a ring on his finger is clapping
ALT: a man with a ring on his finger is clapping
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
@profanity.accountant I don’t swear. Or do I?
This is level 1 Nuremberg-trials-will-be-required kind of evil shit.
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This is level 1 Nuremberg-trials-will-be-required kind of evil shit.
To this bigoted administration: We are not here to “assimilate”. We’re not the Borg. We adapt, we share, we appreciate, we learn…we are not an “American blender”, we are a stew, a fruit salad, a spice rack of flavors, a fabric woven from many fibers, interlaced and becoming strong together.
the power of diversity is written on a colorful background
ALT: the power of diversity is written on a colorful background
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
To this bigoted administration: We are not here to “assimilate”. We’re not the Borg. We adapt, we share, we appreciate, we learn…we are not an “American blender”, we are a stew, a fruit salad, a spice rack of flavors, a fabric woven from many fibers, interlaced and becoming strong together.
31-21. So much for the lock with the under 😂 (I don't bet but I heard it was a lock). #Packers
a green bay packers football player is celebrating with his arms in the air and a crowd behind him .
ALT: a green bay packers football player is celebrating with his arms in the air and a crowd behind him .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
31-21. So much for the lock with the under 😂 (I don't bet but I heard it was a lock). #Packers
Thanks to all the prayers the shooter has been apprehended. Just kidding, prayers have never done jack 💩. If you think they have, you’re unserious and primitive and should consider growing the fk up.
BREAKING: A suspect is in custody in the shooting of two National Guard members in Washington, D.C., police say.
Two National Guard members shot in Washington, D.C., and their condition isn't known, AP source says
Two National Guard soldiers were shot Wednesday near the White House and their conditions aren’t immediately known, according to a law enforcement official not authorized to discuss the matter publicly and spoke to AP on condition of anonymity.Emergency vehicles were seen responding to the area.
bit.ly
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Thanks to all the prayers the shooter has been apprehended. Just kidding, prayers have never done jack 💩. If you think they have, you’re unserious and primitive and should consider growing the fk up.
Was noticing how engaging my TL was this morning. Sure, DT, Elon, MBS, E-Files, etc., all the insanity is still there. But why do I feel refreshed like stale, monotonous, snarky, white privilege gaslighting is missing? Oh! I remember, I blocked Tom Nichols. 🥳
a man in a white shirt with the words " privilege does have its privileges " below him
ALT: a man in a white shirt with the words " privilege does have its privileges " below him
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Was noticing how engaging my TL was this morning. Sure, DT, Elon, MBS, E-Files, etc., all the insanity is still there. But why do I feel refreshed like stale, monotonous, snarky, white privilege gaslighting is missing? Oh! I remember, I blocked Tom Nichols. 🥳
But not a cult 🤷♂️
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing 'Trump Whore' across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body - New Jersey Globe
A 26-year-old Ocean City woman who claimed she was brutally assaulted because she worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-Ocean City) instead orchestrated the
newjerseyglobe.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
But not a cult 🤷♂️
I wonder 🤔 #realeasetheepsteinfiles
November 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I wonder 🤔 #realeasetheepsteinfiles
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Mama, your show is a daily sanity, laugh, serious shot in the arm for so many. But that interview with @crockett.house.gov gave me ALL the feels 💙🥳😎😭♥️. What a joy to be standing on the same side with “HEROES OF DEMOCRACY!”
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Mama, your show is a daily sanity, laugh, serious shot in the arm for so many. But that interview with @crockett.house.gov gave me ALL the feels 💙🥳😎😭♥️. What a joy to be standing on the same side with “HEROES OF DEMOCRACY!”
Three words? No! Two! Two is the number. Who has three?! Come in to my office because you’re fucking fired. #TheresSomethingAboutDonald
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Three words? No! Two! Two is the number. Who has three?! Come in to my office because you’re fucking fired. #TheresSomethingAboutDonald
