Michael Reis
@michaelreis.bsky.social
Serious question- if you only had the picture of his hands, what would you assume about the rest of the person....
January 23, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Serious question- if you only had the picture of his hands, what would you assume about the rest of the person....
So many of these guys are so focused on the perception of power and not the exercise of power.
Also, I'm genuinely shocked he didn't ask to meet "the real James Bond"
Also, I'm genuinely shocked he didn't ask to meet "the real James Bond"
January 22, 2026 at 8:02 PM
So many of these guys are so focused on the perception of power and not the exercise of power.
Also, I'm genuinely shocked he didn't ask to meet "the real James Bond"
Also, I'm genuinely shocked he didn't ask to meet "the real James Bond"
Read it first as Decepticon Pass and now I'm disappointed.
January 21, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Read it first as Decepticon Pass and now I'm disappointed.
What if I'm saying it as a compliment?
e.g. "Brian was a bozo for heist news"
e.g. "Brian was a bozo for heist news"
January 13, 2026 at 4:39 PM
What if I'm saying it as a compliment?
e.g. "Brian was a bozo for heist news"
e.g. "Brian was a bozo for heist news"
Bruh, some of us were old enough to remember the NRA freakouts over Ruby Ridge and Waco.
January 13, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Bruh, some of us were old enough to remember the NRA freakouts over Ruby Ridge and Waco.
Yeah, some of us found our first apartment in the NYT classified.
Print classifieds.
God I'm old.
Print classifieds.
God I'm old.
January 12, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Yeah, some of us found our first apartment in the NYT classified.
Print classifieds.
God I'm old.
Print classifieds.
God I'm old.
Not just college bars, it was in many, many bars that I frequented in the 2003-2010 period.
You could also play against your friends, so it was a really good way to waste some.time and get embarrassed .
You could also play against your friends, so it was a really good way to waste some.time and get embarrassed .
January 12, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Not just college bars, it was in many, many bars that I frequented in the 2003-2010 period.
You could also play against your friends, so it was a really good way to waste some.time and get embarrassed .
You could also play against your friends, so it was a really good way to waste some.time and get embarrassed .
Incorrect, beer tastes better when you take the boots off...
Also, not to be that guy but if you're sweaty in snow pants you're dressed wrong.
Also, not to be that guy but if you're sweaty in snow pants you're dressed wrong.
January 9, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Incorrect, beer tastes better when you take the boots off...
Also, not to be that guy but if you're sweaty in snow pants you're dressed wrong.
Also, not to be that guy but if you're sweaty in snow pants you're dressed wrong.
My daughter loves crepes, and a PN&J crepe is fantastic.
January 8, 2026 at 8:46 PM
My daughter loves crepes, and a PN&J crepe is fantastic.
And heres it rebuilt .
January 5, 2026 at 9:37 PM
And heres it rebuilt .
Here's a photo of the historic Pulaski, VA courthouse when it was consumed by fire in 1989.
NB it was rebuilt, and no one knows how the fire started but theories are about an electrical fire.
NB it was rebuilt, and no one knows how the fire started but theories are about an electrical fire.
January 5, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Here's a photo of the historic Pulaski, VA courthouse when it was consumed by fire in 1989.
NB it was rebuilt, and no one knows how the fire started but theories are about an electrical fire.
NB it was rebuilt, and no one knows how the fire started but theories are about an electrical fire.
Congratulations on your purchase of an NFL franchise, will you only respond to Mr. Charlatan now?
January 4, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Congratulations on your purchase of an NFL franchise, will you only respond to Mr. Charlatan now?
I was skiing in WV and saw a grown woman wearing a version of this shirt
January 4, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I was skiing in WV and saw a grown woman wearing a version of this shirt
Was there a point when they were not that way??
January 3, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Was there a point when they were not that way??
After Picking someone from Myanmar and Ethiopia who ended up being complicit in war crimes later, it's not looking good.
January 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
After Picking someone from Myanmar and Ethiopia who ended up being complicit in war crimes later, it's not looking good.
Like 20 years ago I was waiting to eat at a small, trendy NYC place. Also there was Jodi Foster, which I pretended not to notice.
After like an hour+ wait, we were about to be seated when someone said to the hostess "but that's Jodi Foster" to which she replied "but they've been waiting so long"
After like an hour+ wait, we were about to be seated when someone said to the hostess "but that's Jodi Foster" to which she replied "but they've been waiting so long"
December 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Like 20 years ago I was waiting to eat at a small, trendy NYC place. Also there was Jodi Foster, which I pretended not to notice.
After like an hour+ wait, we were about to be seated when someone said to the hostess "but that's Jodi Foster" to which she replied "but they've been waiting so long"
After like an hour+ wait, we were about to be seated when someone said to the hostess "but that's Jodi Foster" to which she replied "but they've been waiting so long"
I got into CFB watching at the OSU bar, especially when I had to keep a fight from breaking out between two guys. Both of whom agreed about how bad Jim Tressel was.
December 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I got into CFB watching at the OSU bar, especially when I had to keep a fight from breaking out between two guys. Both of whom agreed about how bad Jim Tressel was.
Medicaid pays for 59% of nursing home residents ($66.5 BN in 2019). It's a daily rate of at least $200 here in Virginia. That's $6,000 a month. And we don't have enough beds.
Home health aids get paid $78.74, or about $2,400.
A real "Tell me you never have dealt with an aging relative, without"
Home health aids get paid $78.74, or about $2,400.
A real "Tell me you never have dealt with an aging relative, without"
December 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Medicaid pays for 59% of nursing home residents ($66.5 BN in 2019). It's a daily rate of at least $200 here in Virginia. That's $6,000 a month. And we don't have enough beds.
Home health aids get paid $78.74, or about $2,400.
A real "Tell me you never have dealt with an aging relative, without"
Home health aids get paid $78.74, or about $2,400.
A real "Tell me you never have dealt with an aging relative, without"
Don't forget that Terry McAuliffe ran the second worst campaign for governor in VA history. And was Clinton guy, and it let them replay all their Trump Hillary schpiel.
Also he is a tall white dude with hair.
Also he is a tall white dude with hair.
December 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Don't forget that Terry McAuliffe ran the second worst campaign for governor in VA history. And was Clinton guy, and it let them replay all their Trump Hillary schpiel.
Also he is a tall white dude with hair.
Also he is a tall white dude with hair.
I stopped avengers movies after the 3rd iron man, and I still know what happens who the characters are.
I don't know a single thing about avatar except "unobtanium", in 50 years do you think it will be talked about like Jaws ($260MM in 1975)?
I don't know a single thing about avatar except "unobtanium", in 50 years do you think it will be talked about like Jaws ($260MM in 1975)?
December 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I stopped avengers movies after the 3rd iron man, and I still know what happens who the characters are.
I don't know a single thing about avatar except "unobtanium", in 50 years do you think it will be talked about like Jaws ($260MM in 1975)?
I don't know a single thing about avatar except "unobtanium", in 50 years do you think it will be talked about like Jaws ($260MM in 1975)?
Have you talked with an estate lawyer?
If not, do you live near a law school? If so, they may have a tax clinic or estate clinic that will help you pro bono.
Alternatively, the CA state bar has a lawyer referral service that could connect you to a lawyer
www.calbar.ca.gov/public/legal...
If not, do you live near a law school? If so, they may have a tax clinic or estate clinic that will help you pro bono.
Alternatively, the CA state bar has a lawyer referral service that could connect you to a lawyer
www.calbar.ca.gov/public/legal...
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December 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Have you talked with an estate lawyer?
If not, do you live near a law school? If so, they may have a tax clinic or estate clinic that will help you pro bono.
Alternatively, the CA state bar has a lawyer referral service that could connect you to a lawyer
www.calbar.ca.gov/public/legal...
If not, do you live near a law school? If so, they may have a tax clinic or estate clinic that will help you pro bono.
Alternatively, the CA state bar has a lawyer referral service that could connect you to a lawyer
www.calbar.ca.gov/public/legal...
Freezing the butter for about 20 minutes and then grating it into the flour was the game changer for me.
Made all the difference.
Made all the difference.
December 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Freezing the butter for about 20 minutes and then grating it into the flour was the game changer for me.
Made all the difference.
Made all the difference.
It is central Jersey erasure.
Like Newark and Bayonne would be South Jersey?
Everything south of Newark to and including Princeton is central Jersey. There are Border Reivers, like in Scotland of old. They just drive Nissan's.
Like Newark and Bayonne would be South Jersey?
Everything south of Newark to and including Princeton is central Jersey. There are Border Reivers, like in Scotland of old. They just drive Nissan's.
December 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
It is central Jersey erasure.
Like Newark and Bayonne would be South Jersey?
Everything south of Newark to and including Princeton is central Jersey. There are Border Reivers, like in Scotland of old. They just drive Nissan's.
Like Newark and Bayonne would be South Jersey?
Everything south of Newark to and including Princeton is central Jersey. There are Border Reivers, like in Scotland of old. They just drive Nissan's.