Michael Reis
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Michael Reis
@michaelreis.bsky.social
· Nov 27
Can I call it the G.O.A.T. of hog art?
For those who have never seen, the Etruscan Vessel in the Shape of a Boar.
For those who have never seen, the Etruscan Vessel in the Shape of a Boar.
At the hospital surgery waiting room, and theres a dude watching videos with the sound on.
Sir, it is 5 AM and that is the kind of behavior that gets you killed.
Sir, it is 5 AM and that is the kind of behavior that gets you killed.
December 18, 2025 at 10:34 AM
At the hospital surgery waiting room, and theres a dude watching videos with the sound on.
Sir, it is 5 AM and that is the kind of behavior that gets you killed.
Sir, it is 5 AM and that is the kind of behavior that gets you killed.
Guess what year I was born.....?
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Guess what year I was born.....?
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they were setting Busta up to fail by asking him to lip sync at 900 words per minute
It's Thanksgiving and I'm feeling generous so here's Busta Rhymes and the TMNT
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
they were setting Busta up to fail by asking him to lip sync at 900 words per minute
Dogs already exhausted from all the clean up work.
And yes one is on top of the other.
And yes one is on top of the other.
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Dogs already exhausted from all the clean up work.
And yes one is on top of the other.
And yes one is on top of the other.
Has anyone done the "this is the ideal make body, this is what peak performance looks like" joke yet?
If not, here it is.....
If not, here it is.....
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Has anyone done the "this is the ideal make body, this is what peak performance looks like" joke yet?
If not, here it is.....
If not, here it is.....
Bought to get my umarell on.
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Bought to get my umarell on.
Fun fact. You can see Lewisburg Federal Prison from the Bucknell Campus.
Technically, I saw John Gotti when I went to visit.
Technically, I saw John Gotti when I went to visit.
Welcome to the party of "schools sending email to my son" :
Bucknell
Bucknell
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Fun fact. You can see Lewisburg Federal Prison from the Bucknell Campus.
Technically, I saw John Gotti when I went to visit.
Technically, I saw John Gotti when I went to visit.
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Oh my lawd, Nylander's OT winner is filthy (via TSN)
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Oh my lawd, Nylander's OT winner is filthy (via TSN)
@briancgrubb.bsky.social Space crime!!
Ex-wife of NASA astronaut pleads guilty to lying in first alleged 'crime in space' case | ksdk.com share.google/qZDuwdDN6pju...
Ex-wife of NASA astronaut pleads guilty to lying in first alleged 'crime in space' case | ksdk.com share.google/qZDuwdDN6pju...
a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says space !
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says space !
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
@briancgrubb.bsky.social Space crime!!
Ex-wife of NASA astronaut pleads guilty to lying in first alleged 'crime in space' case | ksdk.com share.google/qZDuwdDN6pju...
Ex-wife of NASA astronaut pleads guilty to lying in first alleged 'crime in space' case | ksdk.com share.google/qZDuwdDN6pju...
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Always great to see my friend and fellow historian Scott Hancock reminding Gettysburg residents during its annual Remembrance Day Parade that Confederates "fought for slavery." 🗃️
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Always great to see my friend and fellow historian Scott Hancock reminding Gettysburg residents during its annual Remembrance Day Parade that Confederates "fought for slavery." 🗃️
@treblaw.bsky.social Did Chrysler start something because the Pacifica cup holder got a mug so perfectly?
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
@treblaw.bsky.social Did Chrysler start something because the Pacifica cup holder got a mug so perfectly?
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Stakes are high in the ongoing hearing in Virginia to disqualify Lindsey Halligan from the Comey and James prosecutions
www.lawandchaospod.com/p/lindsey-ha...
www.lawandchaospod.com/p/lindsey-ha...
Lindsey Halligan's Day In Court
No prizes for runner-up this time.
www.lawandchaospod.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Stakes are high in the ongoing hearing in Virginia to disqualify Lindsey Halligan from the Comey and James prosecutions
www.lawandchaospod.com/p/lindsey-ha...
www.lawandchaospod.com/p/lindsey-ha...
@iwriteok.bsky.social just was listening to your David Taylor episode where you posed this exact question.
Meta internally projected it would earn about $16 billion from running advertising for scams and banned goods, internal company documents show.
“It is easier to advertise scams on Meta platforms than Google" docs show.
@jeffhorwitz.bsky.social with the goods.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
“It is easier to advertise scams on Meta platforms than Google" docs show.
@jeffhorwitz.bsky.social with the goods.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
Meta is earning a fortune on a deluge of fraudulent ads, documents show
Meta projected 10% of its 2024 revenue would come from ads for scams and banned goods, and it internally estimates that its platforms show users 15 billion scam ads a day, company documents show.
www.reuters.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
@iwriteok.bsky.social just was listening to your David Taylor episode where you posed this exact question.
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Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
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The one relatable thing about Dick Cheney was when they put him in charge of finding George W. Bush a vice president and after doing a few interviews was like, fuck it, I’ll just do it myself. That really spoke to me as a fellow type A personality who has issues delegating.
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The one relatable thing about Dick Cheney was when they put him in charge of finding George W. Bush a vice president and after doing a few interviews was like, fuck it, I’ll just do it myself. That really spoke to me as a fellow type A personality who has issues delegating.
We call this a deep cut.
Pre-council of Nicaea deep.
Codex Synaticus deep.
Pre-council of Nicaea deep.
Codex Synaticus deep.
October 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
We call this a deep cut.
Pre-council of Nicaea deep.
Codex Synaticus deep.
Pre-council of Nicaea deep.
Codex Synaticus deep.
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lol this cop pissed himself
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
lol this cop pissed himself
Everytime I make brownies from scratch (and cake too) I think, why do I keep doing this.
And it takes way more time.
And it takes way more time.
Box brownie mix is better than from-scratch brownies and that's a hill I will die on.
October 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Everytime I make brownies from scratch (and cake too) I think, why do I keep doing this.
And it takes way more time.
And it takes way more time.
We're getting dragged by Albania man, this is rough.
Also, how many guesses would it take for Trump to figure out where Albania is? More or less than 10?
Also, how many guesses would it take for Trump to figure out where Albania is? More or less than 10?
The Prime Minister of Albania came up to Macron and Azerbaijani President Aliyev and joked about how Trump had resolved the conflict between Albania and Azerbaijan.
October 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
We're getting dragged by Albania man, this is rough.
Also, how many guesses would it take for Trump to figure out where Albania is? More or less than 10?
Also, how many guesses would it take for Trump to figure out where Albania is? More or less than 10?
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The Prime Minister of Albania came up to Macron and Azerbaijani President Aliyev and joked about how Trump had resolved the conflict between Albania and Azerbaijan.
October 2, 2025 at 9:02 AM
The Prime Minister of Albania came up to Macron and Azerbaijani President Aliyev and joked about how Trump had resolved the conflict between Albania and Azerbaijan.
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Drop whatever you’re doing and read the last 15 pages of this 161-page opinion. I’m serious.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Omg. I’ve never seen anything like this in a judicial opinion:
September 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Drop whatever you’re doing and read the last 15 pages of this 161-page opinion. I’m serious.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Can Lindsey Halligan make a case against James Comey? Outlook not good.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/the-...
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/the-...
The Situation: Choose Your Own Adventure: Lindsey Halligan Edition
Any way you play, you lose.
www.lawfaremedia.org
September 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Can Lindsey Halligan make a case against James Comey? Outlook not good.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/the-...
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/the-...
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The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.
September 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.
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"The longest certified foot race in the world is 3100 miles and takes place around a single square block in Jamaica, Queens." Great Victory Journal piece by Thomas Wilson about how/why people run a legendary race a borough away that I never knew existed: victoryjournal.substack.com/p/3100?utm_s...
3100
Each year, groups of runners congregate in Jamaica, Queens to run in the world's longest certified foot race. The catch? It all happens on a single city block.
victoryjournal.substack.com
August 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
"The longest certified foot race in the world is 3100 miles and takes place around a single square block in Jamaica, Queens." Great Victory Journal piece by Thomas Wilson about how/why people run a legendary race a borough away that I never knew existed: victoryjournal.substack.com/p/3100?utm_s...
This is for the truly insane, but the word people should use is not apotheosis (which means to become a god usually after death) and should use aristeia which literally means to be the best or ultimate.
Much closer to the current usage.
Much closer to the current usage.
What would your pedantry bot be, friends?
I'm trying to think of what sort of pedantry account I'd run if i got into that game
July 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This is for the truly insane, but the word people should use is not apotheosis (which means to become a god usually after death) and should use aristeia which literally means to be the best or ultimate.
Much closer to the current usage.
Much closer to the current usage.