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Rachel
@rachelhumpert.bsky.social
UO Grad & Duck fan. Wife. Mother. Knitter. Crocheter. Baker (happy to be your ‘go-to’ sourdough specialist). Lover of Libraries. Left handed. Former high school golfer.
Pinned
I’m petty.

I do not root for former Ducks who leave Oregon and play their college sport at another school.

I will never be a “once a Duck alway a Duck” fan.

Did I just boo Te-Hina Paopao when her face appeared on my TV? I sure did.

One day, I won’t care. But today is not that day.
A thoughts a I’m rewatching season 4 of stranger things: I still think Joseph Quinn looks like Robert Downey Jr’s son
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I’ve been listening to a podcast called The Devil You Know about the Satanic Panic of the 1980s. Now I’m also rewatching the 4th season of Stranger Things and the D&D/Hellfire Club and we meet Eddie as he’s reading an article about the satanic panic.
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
God I want one of those Transformer tables, but I do not want to spend $4,000 on the set up.
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The uniforms for this weeks game against Washington look sweet!
#GoDucks

youtu.be/hvxiRYHF19A?...
2025 Oregon Football Uniform Reveal | Washington
YouTube video by GoDucks
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Update!
Mashed potatoes are in the slow cooker.

Stuffing/dressing is assembled and muffined.
Pie is baked.

Turkeys are spatchcocked and dry brining in the fridge.

I still have to make the deviled eggs and the savory thumbprints cookies, but we are on our way.
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
8 years ago I won the inaugural Deviled Egg tailgate cook off
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Alright friends! Thanksgiving prep is WELL underway.

Apple pie filling and crust made? ✅

Rolls prepped? ✅

Turkeys brining? ✅

Serving dishes washed? ✅

Cranberry sauce made? ✅

Tomorrow will be the stuffing, mashed potatoes, and apple pie. Plus I’ll spatchcock the turkeys and get them ready.
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Chrostmas came early!

youtu.be/T6a3oG-BdNg?...
Ducks vs Them | 2025 Oregon Football Game 11 | “One More Round"
YouTube video by GoDucks
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Life is a mystery
Everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
And it feels like home
When you call my name, it's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour, I can feel your power
Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Reposted by Rachel
It's been seven hours and 15 days
Since you took your love away
I go out every night and sleep all day
Since you took your love away
Since you been gone, I can do whatever I want
I can see whomever I choose
I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant…
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I absolutely hate when teams have to compete against the REFS and the other team.
November 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Just set an alarm for 3 AM so I can take my 17yo to @espn.com College GameDay in Eugene.
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
"Leave me be, you blunt blazer!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I always just told my friends, "No thanks. My mom's cool with it and can 'get the good stuff'."
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
gif that pops up when I type my name
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Finally getting to watch a Duck's women's basketball game! #GoDucks
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek", "Doctor Who," or "Transformers."

Jinx from Space Camp
November 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Y'all! Next week while I'm off work and prepping for Thanksgiving, I'm gonna watch SOOOOOOOO MAAAAANNNNYYY Netflix and Hallmark Christmas movies. I LITERALLY cannot wait!

The real Christmas movies (animated classics, Elf, Christmas Vacation, White Christmas, etc) will happen AFTER 🦃.
November 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Reposted by Rachel
BREAKING NEWS: We’ve secured a $7 million settlement holding the largest U.S. landlord accountable for a price fixing scheme – and putting a check on the rising cost of rentals.

#consumerprotection #orpol
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Hey friends! This is your reminder that if you’re roasting the Thanksgiving turkey, today is the day to start defrosting it in the fridge, especially if you plan to brine it.
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Today I’m officially the mom of a 17 year old.

It’s crazy! Seems like yesterday we were bringing him home from the birth center.

Now we’re planning college visits. (UO is his first choice -Go Ducks!)
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
New Ducks vs Them!

youtu.be/x5cnLZQHgoI?...
Ducks vs Them | 2025 Oregon Football Game 10 | “In The Dark"
YouTube video by GoDucks
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 AM
😂😂😂😂
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Same, but also
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I’m so annoyed I haven’t been able to watch a single Ducks women’s basketball game yet this season. I think they’ve all been on the BIG10+ streaming service and I do not want to pay for another god damn streaming service.
November 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
GameDay’s coming back to Eugene!

The 7 yo asked if we could go and I said yes.
November 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM