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Rachel
@rachelhumpert.bsky.social
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UO Grad & Duck fan. Wife. Mother. Knitter. Crocheter. Baker (happy to be your ‘go-to’ sourdough specialist). Lover of Libraries. Left handed. Former high school golfer.
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · Jul 23
I’m petty.

I do not root for former Ducks who leave Oregon and play their college sport at another school.

I will never be a “once a Duck alway a Duck” fan.

Did I just boo Te-Hina Paopao when her face appeared on my TV? I sure did.

One day, I won’t care. But today is not that day.
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 7h
That game was just a fever dream! Whoop whoop!!
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 9h
Guy Branum is in Jeopardy!
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 9h
Auburn’s QB looks like a small child with a fake mustache
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 9h
What?!? No 15 inning game 5 for the National League?!?! Weak.
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 11h
Oh shit!! That’s why he looks familiar. I was more of a Real World watcher but I did watch a few season of the Real World/Road Rules challenge.
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 12h
It’s not currently raining east of the cascades.
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 13h
FUUUUCK!

Guess I’m going to go mow the lawn for the last time this season.
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 13h
Losing at home after a bye week is ridiculous
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 13h
And last night we watched 15 innings of mariners baseball. So stressful!
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 13h
I was stressed out during the Penn State game, but this is worse.
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 13h
Jesus fucking Christ. My heart is hurting.
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 14h
That’s why my husband and I were just saying.
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 14h
FINALLY!!! I’ve been asking for a pick 6 for 2+ quarters and they finally came through! I hope that’s the spark the team needs to pull out a win.

Let’s go Ducks!!

#GoDucks
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 14h
I don’t know enough about football to recognize that stuff. 😂
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 14h
They do! I realize this isn’t that dissimilar to the Penn St game, but it feels like we’re playing way worse.
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 14h
This fucking game, man. The Ducks do not look good on either side of the ball.

I still love my Ducks, jeez, they’re making it hard to line them right now. 😂

#GoDucks
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 14h
Mere moments before I posted. You were in the background and a bigger dude in yellow was in front. It was sort of a side view.
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 14h
Really? I feel like he’s calling a boring, vanilla game.
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 14h
@whatthekel.bsky.social and @megducks.bsky.social I just saw you two on TV!!
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 15h
I’m so mad at whichever one of you assholes called Atticus Sappington “Automaticus”.

He’s had issues ever since.
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 15h
The Ducks just do not look good today. But we’re doing better than the Beaves, so we got that going for us.

#GoDucks
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 16h
Defense does not look great. C’mon! Let’s go Ducks!!
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 18h
Let’s go Illinois!!
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 18h
Nearly every Trader Joe’s I’ve been to in Oregon has a terrible parking lot.
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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 18h
I like the think there’s a timeline where Wildcats is a sequel to Remember the Titans and Goldie Hawn’s Molly McGrath is Hayden Panettier’s Sheryl Yoast all grown up, coaching high school football.
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