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Michael Sieben
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Vikings Football | Fixing things | Techy nerd | Still calls it the Gulf of Mexico
It's almost like these pussy ass ICE agents that were constantly bitching during COVID that they "could barely breathe" in their N95 masks, must have been all lying. They seem to be fine in FULL balaclava's & sunglasses now.

Crazy how that works. Just need to be racist, and you can breathe again.
December 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Rooting for my @vikings.bsky.social to lose....and watching the cowboys just looking like garbage is hilarious
December 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
And just like that, Vikings are out of the playoffs.

Grats @vikings.bsky.social . You left KOC play-calling a little too long and now we are in tanking mode.

I couldn't ask for a better thing.

Find a new HC. KOC is too stubborn to be a SB coach. You have to change and he doesn't like change.
December 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Now, I was not necessarily a huge fan of Gov. Newsom's takes in the past where he was a little soft, but the way his press office trolls Trump right now, could be an early indication of my vote.

Just saying.

Dem's don't fuck this up. Read the room. Put that person on the ticket.
December 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
@vikings.bsky.social Hey Zygi and Mark....

If you keep KOC calling plays, you DO know Jettas is going to request a trade, right? It's important to us fans that you realize this.

KOC is sandbagging. Watch ANY other game and then watch the Vikes. Tell me KOC doesn't suck. I'll wait....
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
@vikings.bsky.social

For the love of god, stop trying to make JJ work. You know you now have to start Brosmer, right? If you start JJ, we will just assume you are trying to sell.

KOC checked out when he started a 25% healthy Wentz

Jettas is pissed AF

JJ looks like he's playing flag football.
November 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
NFL - if you are reading this...get this guy on US soil

www.youtube.com/shorts/dqZG9...

Name is Will Gavin.
What a British NFL sports announcer sounds like
YouTube video by Krash
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
To me, right now sounds like a PERFECT time to just start a new caucus called Anti-Oligarchy.

I'd normally say call it ANTIFA, but so many boomers don't know what that means.
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Can someone enlighten me on why voting can't be done from home? If I can do my taxes on my phone sitting in hot tub drinking an Old Fashioned... and the government trusts me, why can't I click a few radio-buttons for an election on my phone?

Hell, make it part of submitting taxes. I don't care.
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Nothin' says "class" like heading to Kinko's and printing out some gold cursive font and attaching it to the side of your office like you're a chiropractor.
dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Covfefe and Hamberders 2.0
October 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Cool, cool!

So, whatever my bill is, I can just pay exactly half of it, and I'll be paid in full, right?
[checks calendar]
October 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
How to silence MAGA on internet.

Pass(4/5 right) = you get internet
Fail = you're on watchlist and no internet for 1 year

1. Did Joe Biden win the 2020 election fairly?
2. Do illegal immigrants get free healthcare?
3. Does Tylenol cause Autism?
4. Is the earth flat?
5. Do windmills cause cancer?
October 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Even IF he was talking about "worldwide", this idiot was off on his numbers by nearly a factor of 5.

He's so god damn stupid.
September 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Catholic School with an assault rifle, and you can bet your ass MAGA will just be saying "thoughts and prayers" and still not want to touch guns and will be blaming ONLY mental health.

Make no mistake about it...MAGA cares more about guns than children safety.
August 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Please tell me SOMETHING is going on behind closed doors regarding the petulant child we have in office.

Why are we just letting this fucking felon just break ALL rules. Tell me there is a "plan" and that you're using all this shit people are going through to do something. This can't be real life.
August 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
This. 100% this. Beto need to be the spirit animal for all of Democrats.

Democrats need to stop "playing by the rules". Break EVERY ONE of them. What are Republicans gonna do?? stop you?? rofl. On what grounds?? they've been breaking rules since Jan 20th.
August 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I can't imagine a world where Luke Skywalker (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) dunks on you all day, but you have Duece Bigalow (Rob Schneider) and Goat Boy (Jim Bruer) loving you and NOT thinking you are on the wrong side of history.
August 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
FOOT ON THE GAS with Epstein Files.

Don't let this Gerrymander (albeit important) hog the news. GET THIS LIST ON THE TOP AGAIN.

We can do 2 things at once.
August 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
So let me see if I got this right...

Trump gets asked about Epstein again, to which he says, "you ought to be speaking about Bill Clinton who went to the Island 28 times".

Hey, dipshit, that leaves 2 scenarios.

1. you saw him there personally 28 times

Or

2. THERE IS A LIST

Holy shit he's dumb.
July 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Can't wait for "the list" to be released and it looking like this:
July 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This is what they are trying to do in Texas because they know they can't win elections fair anymore.
July 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
In about 1 week, Trump will just be saying to reporters and crowds that he's never flown on a plane before.

www.cnn.com/2025/07/28/p...
Trump says he never went to Epstein’s island | CNN Politics
In a press conference with the UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer, President Trump claimed he never went to Jeffrey Epstein’s island when reporters asked Trump about his past relationship with Epstein.
www.cnn.com
July 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If Clintons are on the list, I am burning all my Clinton flags, Clinton NFT's, Clinton cologne, Clinton shoes, Clinton bible, Clinton hats and removing all my Clinton bumper stickers.

Oh...wait, I don't have any of those things because we are not a cult.
July 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM