Pitch Mr. Perfect
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Director of Comms: Domestic Violence Coalition
Anna Kendrick, always
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Dream/WNBA: @winsidr.com
Fantasy baseball: @baseballprospectus.com
Co-host: @thenextwomanup.bsky.social
Director of Comms: Domestic Violence Coalition
Anna Kendrick, always
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Looks like I missed a hell of a game between #TCU and #OhioState. I was out touching grass with Jill.
#NCAAWBB I #WBB
#NCAAWBB I #WBB
January 19, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Looks like I missed a hell of a game between #TCU and #OhioState. I was out touching grass with Jill.
#NCAAWBB I #WBB
#NCAAWBB I #WBB
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
The best delivered movie line ever.
Never. Gets. Old.
Never. Gets. Old.
January 17, 2026 at 3:51 PM
The best delivered movie line ever.
Never. Gets. Old.
Never. Gets. Old.
January 17, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Tomorrow, at Walking Bucket newsletter.
We want to talk about glazing in the #WNBA?
Fine.
When free agency opens, I hope Marina Mabrey lands with a winning team.
She hasn't played on a team with a winning record in the W or #Unrivaled since her rookie season.
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We want to talk about glazing in the #WNBA?
Fine.
When free agency opens, I hope Marina Mabrey lands with a winning team.
She hasn't played on a team with a winning record in the W or #Unrivaled since her rookie season.
Sign up:
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January 15, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Tomorrow, at Walking Bucket newsletter.
We want to talk about glazing in the #WNBA?
Fine.
When free agency opens, I hope Marina Mabrey lands with a winning team.
She hasn't played on a team with a winning record in the W or #Unrivaled since her rookie season.
Sign up:
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We want to talk about glazing in the #WNBA?
Fine.
When free agency opens, I hope Marina Mabrey lands with a winning team.
She hasn't played on a team with a winning record in the W or #Unrivaled since her rookie season.
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Pittsburgh Steelers coach Anna Kendrick.
January 13, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Pittsburgh Steelers coach Anna Kendrick.
No. 1 Gabby Williams fan.
January 13, 2026 at 6:03 PM
No. 1 Gabby Williams fan.
Welp. I wrote this before Dearica Hamby balled out in #Unrivaled
January 12, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Welp. I wrote this before Dearica Hamby balled out in #Unrivaled
Tomorrow at Walking Bucket newsletter:
Alex Bregman's weaknesses are about to be exploited after signing with the Chicago Cubs. He's not made for Wrigley Field.
But Kelsey Plum IS made for #Unrivaled. Her historic night showed that.
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Alex Bregman's weaknesses are about to be exploited after signing with the Chicago Cubs. He's not made for Wrigley Field.
But Kelsey Plum IS made for #Unrivaled. Her historic night showed that.
Sign up, for free.
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January 11, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Tomorrow at Walking Bucket newsletter:
Alex Bregman's weaknesses are about to be exploited after signing with the Chicago Cubs. He's not made for Wrigley Field.
But Kelsey Plum IS made for #Unrivaled. Her historic night showed that.
Sign up, for free.
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Alex Bregman's weaknesses are about to be exploited after signing with the Chicago Cubs. He's not made for Wrigley Field.
But Kelsey Plum IS made for #Unrivaled. Her historic night showed that.
Sign up, for free.
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We are starting the new year off strong at @thenextwomanup.bsky.social.
Three big guests on the way 👀
#NCAAWBB I #WBB
Three big guests on the way 👀
#NCAAWBB I #WBB
January 10, 2026 at 1:40 PM
We are starting the new year off strong at @thenextwomanup.bsky.social.
Three big guests on the way 👀
#NCAAWBB I #WBB
Three big guests on the way 👀
#NCAAWBB I #WBB
January 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM
While Sabrina Ionescu isn’t playing #Unrivaled this year, she’s still involved with the league and its future. She couldn’t play due to an injury suffered during the #WNBA season, per a release.
#WBB I @winsidr.com
#WBB I @winsidr.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:31 PM
While Sabrina Ionescu isn’t playing #Unrivaled this year, she’s still involved with the league and its future. She couldn’t play due to an injury suffered during the #WNBA season, per a release.
#WBB I @winsidr.com
#WBB I @winsidr.com
Tomorrow at Walking Bucket Newsletter:
Kazuma Okamoto said that his daughter picked the Blue Jays logo as her favorite in #MLB reported by @bnsbaseball.bsky.social.
Can we trust her or is she full of shit?
I put together a focus group of children to see.
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Kazuma Okamoto said that his daughter picked the Blue Jays logo as her favorite in #MLB reported by @bnsbaseball.bsky.social.
Can we trust her or is she full of shit?
I put together a focus group of children to see.
Sign up for free
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January 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Tomorrow at Walking Bucket Newsletter:
Kazuma Okamoto said that his daughter picked the Blue Jays logo as her favorite in #MLB reported by @bnsbaseball.bsky.social.
Can we trust her or is she full of shit?
I put together a focus group of children to see.
Sign up for free
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Kazuma Okamoto said that his daughter picked the Blue Jays logo as her favorite in #MLB reported by @bnsbaseball.bsky.social.
Can we trust her or is she full of shit?
I put together a focus group of children to see.
Sign up for free
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Tell me you’re in a 30-team dynasty fantasy basketball league without telling me you’re in a 30-team dynasty fantasy basketball league.
Our annual FAAB is $100, btw
Our annual FAAB is $100, btw
January 6, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Tell me you’re in a 30-team dynasty fantasy basketball league without telling me you’re in a 30-team dynasty fantasy basketball league.
Our annual FAAB is $100, btw
Our annual FAAB is $100, btw
The latest @thenextwomanup.bsky.social podcast is LIVE.
@thecoachmelissa.bsky.social & I talk about:
- the start of conference play
- the Audi Crooks Stat line of the week
- upsets!
before we are joined by @thomascostello.bsky.social who talks Ohio State.
#NCAAWBB
share.transistor.fm/s/7ce4d48e
@thecoachmelissa.bsky.social & I talk about:
- the start of conference play
- the Audi Crooks Stat line of the week
- upsets!
before we are joined by @thomascostello.bsky.social who talks Ohio State.
#NCAAWBB
share.transistor.fm/s/7ce4d48e
January 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
The latest @thenextwomanup.bsky.social podcast is LIVE.
@thecoachmelissa.bsky.social & I talk about:
- the start of conference play
- the Audi Crooks Stat line of the week
- upsets!
before we are joined by @thomascostello.bsky.social who talks Ohio State.
#NCAAWBB
share.transistor.fm/s/7ce4d48e
@thecoachmelissa.bsky.social & I talk about:
- the start of conference play
- the Audi Crooks Stat line of the week
- upsets!
before we are joined by @thomascostello.bsky.social who talks Ohio State.
#NCAAWBB
share.transistor.fm/s/7ce4d48e
The Mist didn't win its first game until February 1 last year in #Unrivaled (1-4).
A totally different team this year.
A totally different team this year.
January 5, 2026 at 7:03 PM
The Mist didn't win its first game until February 1 last year in #Unrivaled (1-4).
A totally different team this year.
A totally different team this year.
Alanna Smith saying HELLAUR to everyone at the rim. Welcome to the block party. #Unrivaled
January 5, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Alanna Smith saying HELLAUR to everyone at the rim. Welcome to the block party. #Unrivaled
#Unrivaled is tipping off right now. Here are some of my real award picks, as well as some made up ones.
Vinyl is winning it all, by the way. Sorry to break the news.
Vinyl is winning it all, by the way. Sorry to break the news.
January 5, 2026 at 6:01 PM
#Unrivaled is tipping off right now. Here are some of my real award picks, as well as some made up ones.
Vinyl is winning it all, by the way. Sorry to break the news.
Vinyl is winning it all, by the way. Sorry to break the news.
Tried tricking my boss into giving us another week off of work so that we don’t have to go back tomorrow. It didn’t work.
January 5, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Tried tricking my boss into giving us another week off of work so that we don’t have to go back tomorrow. It didn’t work.
“Why do you need 3 TVs?”
For days like today.
For days like today.
January 4, 2026 at 6:42 PM
“Why do you need 3 TVs?”
For days like today.
For days like today.
Tomorrow at Walking Bucket newsletter:
Avoiding the suck & how to avoid spiraling.
Plus:
- @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social Season 2 preview: Playoff teams, champion, award winners, Dom Malonga dunks, more from #Unrivaled
- Heated Rivalry giveaway winners.
- Sign up for free
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Avoiding the suck & how to avoid spiraling.
Plus:
- @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social Season 2 preview: Playoff teams, champion, award winners, Dom Malonga dunks, more from #Unrivaled
- Heated Rivalry giveaway winners.
- Sign up for free
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January 4, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Tomorrow at Walking Bucket newsletter:
Avoiding the suck & how to avoid spiraling.
Plus:
- @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social Season 2 preview: Playoff teams, champion, award winners, Dom Malonga dunks, more from #Unrivaled
- Heated Rivalry giveaway winners.
- Sign up for free
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Avoiding the suck & how to avoid spiraling.
Plus:
- @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social Season 2 preview: Playoff teams, champion, award winners, Dom Malonga dunks, more from #Unrivaled
- Heated Rivalry giveaway winners.
- Sign up for free
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