Michele Fortier
michelefortie.bsky.social
Michele Fortier
@michelefortie.bsky.social
I need Maxton Hall level of yeaning in my life rn
April 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Torn between wanting to rewatch Normal People and wanting to protect my emotional health at all costs... 😅
March 31, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I used to think that being in a relationship was the ultimate goal, but tbh, this single chapter I'm in has been so fucking rad. Life has honestly never been better. 🤙🏻
March 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Nothing gives me a bigger ick than a guy who comes on so strong within two minutes of texting.
"What brought you to LA?"
"Besides looking for you?"
🙄🙄 My dude, this ain't it.
March 12, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Saw someone tonight that I haven't seen since last summer, and the way she came up to me to tell me: "wow girl, the transformation you've gone through, you look incredible and you seem so, so happy," and man, I feel that 😊
March 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Lol @ me pausing all my dating app notifications every time I'm on another date. Like, of course I'm on the apps but I don't want him to KNOW know, y'know?? 😅
March 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Really wish Bluesky let us save draft tweets??
March 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The insane urge I have to match with guys on dating apps just so I can tell them how to fix their profiles... It's like these guys have no idea that they're trying to sell themselves? This is your best??
March 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Could not agree more. The Prez & VP are shameful, embarrassing Putin puppets & a disgrace to our country. 🤮

#SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦
February 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Been working out like a maniac for the past year and I just discovered I can flex my pecs now???? Is this what it feels like to be jacked???
February 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Me literally every week of Severance: "What the fuck is going on"
February 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Between lifting & rock climbing, I perpetually have short, chipped nails and calloused hands. And tbh, I couldn't be more proud.
February 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This is so gorgeous I am stoked!!
We are charmed to reveal the cover for @writersofrohan.bsky.social's cozy romantasy Violet Thistlewait Is Not a Villain Anymore! Witchy retirement is looking pretty sweet...but does a former villain truly deserve a happily-ever-after?

reactormag.com/cover-reveal...
Revealing Violet Thistlewaite Is Not a Villain Anymore by Emily Krempholtz - Reactor
A powerful plant witch and a grumpy alchemist must work together to save their quiet town from a magical plague
reactormag.com
February 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Reposted by Michele Fortier
So proud to share the cover for my debut cozy fantasy romance, VIOLET THISTLEWAITE IS NOT A VILLAIN ANYMORE! Thank you so much, Reactor! 💚
We are charmed to reveal the cover for @writersofrohan.bsky.social's cozy romantasy Violet Thistlewait Is Not a Villain Anymore! Witchy retirement is looking pretty sweet...but does a former villain truly deserve a happily-ever-after?

reactormag.com/cover-reveal...
Revealing Violet Thistlewaite Is Not a Villain Anymore by Emily Krempholtz - Reactor
A powerful plant witch and a grumpy alchemist must work together to save their quiet town from a magical plague
reactormag.com
February 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I've made some really incredible new friendships this past year and I'm constantly in awe/grateful for the way these woman have been in my corner through so much. Truly nothing more incredible than a girl's girl.
February 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This is a hate crime 😂
for the record i would support an invasion of Canada if our goal were something noble and humanitarian, like ending poutine once and for all
February 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Me literally every week of Severance:
"What the fuck is going on"
February 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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You don’t need therapy, you just need a neighborhood you can walk in.
February 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Me literally every week of Severance:
"What the fuck is going on"
February 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Went on a date tonight and the banter was excellent, and at the end of the night a lady came over to tell us how "adorable and cute we were together." And like, she wasn't wrong.
February 7, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Men really out here with profile pics from 2019. Like, my dude, that is fraud.
February 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Y'all the way this Dramione fanfic Manacled has me in the most insane chokehold rn? I can't function, my brain is consumed with angst and yearning haha
February 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Sometimes I think about how much Taylor Swift's music has carried me through the greatest heartbreaks and helped me process and heal, I'm so fucking grateful for that.
February 1, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Was described as "wholesome" on hinge today and idk if I should be flattered or insulted hahaha
January 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I don't love that you can't make your Bluesky account private because I used to subtweet guys I was seeing with impunity on Twitter. How am I supposed to do that now? 😅
January 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM