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michelleinchief.com
michelle weber
@michelleinchief.com
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Roman with a New Jersey core. Any dog is better than all people . Editor, formerly Longreads and Pipe Wrench. Late-breaking artist. "As demure as a brick to the head."

Disegni: schizzibizzi.com
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no apologies for my choices / nessuna scusa per le mie scelte
a drawing of a wall with a window with green shutters. in front of the wall are four street signs reading "il tuo letto" (your bed), "'na bella camomilla" (a nice camomile), "i tuoi pigiama preferiti" (your favorite PJs), "tutti i libri che non hai letto" (all the books you haven't read), and "la gioventù" (youth). all the signs have arrows pointing the same way except "la gioventù."
May 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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a note for the cardinal electors, his name is pasticciotto, he is located in rome a scant 3km from the vatican, and there is no rule saying a dog can't be pope
a shaggy, scruffy blond dog making the biggest, doofiest smiley face sits on a bright green couch, staring right at the camera and daring you to tell him he is not perfection
May 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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BOOP IT OR LOSE IT
A SHAGGY BLOND DOG WITH BANGS KINDA LIKE BRAD PITT IN "LEGENDS OF THE FALL" STARES INTO THE CAMERA MAKING A HAPPY, DOOFY FACE AND BEGGING YOU TO BOOP HIS SNOOT
May 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
michelleinchief.com
il mondo di oggi, troppo spesso

#arte #disegni #italia #roma
an ink drawing of four white street signs against and brown and gray stone wall. the signs read "cazzate," "fregnaccie," "schicchezze infinite, and "no piotta di stupidaggini"
April 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
michelleinchief.com
made an explainer for those unfamiliar with smoke-based conclave communication methods
a colorful pen and ink drawing showing seven plumes of smoke: white, black, orange, purple, green, pink, and brown. they are labeled: (1) we have a pope!; (2) we don't have a pope!; (3) we don't want a pope!; (4) we have a schism!; (5) we have an antipope!; (6) we have a girl!; and (7) "shit!"
April 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
michelleinchief.com
post an iconic blonde
an image of a shaggy blond dog wearing a blue sleeveless shirt jumping into the air to dunk a basketball into a hoop, under the words "air bud,
April 22, 2025 at 10:22 AM
michelleinchief.com
Boo-urns. Se sei vecchia quanto me, capirai.
a screenshot of simpsons character hans moleman, an old bald man with big round glasses, with the text "io t'ho detto cotica." which is a roman phrase meaning "it's not like I was insulting you"
April 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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fixed it
a photo of some older white techbros with a quote that used to say "I recommend being in the office at least every workday... 60 hours a week is the sweet spot of productivity... I think we have all the ingredients to win this {AG} race, but we are going to have to turbocharge our efforts" but has been corrected in red to say "I recommend logging in to Slack at least every tenth workday... 60 hours a month is the sweet spot of productivity... I think we have all the ingredients to win this {AG} race, but we are going to have to take some naps first."
February 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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man, not my style but a glorious assortment!

current rocking:
a pair of narrow oval black glasses with bright red dots bursting out from the temples, for the woman who is in "kooky dame" phase of life, which comes just before the caftan phase
January 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
michelleinchief.com
take a moment for yourself, do not deny this goober's snoot a boop, he is an innocent
A shaggy blond dog with a big black nose stares right into the camera, making a happy, derpy, smiley face, begging for you to boop his snoot or just say "boop" out loud because he knows you'll feel better for 0.5 seconds if you do
January 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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derpily we roll along
a shaggy blond dog stands, staring right into the camera with a big derpy grin, his big pink tongue lolling out; he is the best dog that ever was or will be
December 15, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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just found out santa can see you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake, has concerns about the extent of his surveillance apparatus
a shaggy blond dog with a very boopable black nose and a concerned look on his face lays on a multicolored carpet among chair legs.
December 14, 2024 at 2:23 PM
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good boi, check
green velvet couch, check
books, check

living the dream
a shaggy blond dog is curled up into a little donut shape on a green velvet couch. above the couch are shelves full of books but don't listen to the dog, he hasn't read a single one.
December 3, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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it's a picture of a pancake syrup carafe wth googly eyes. syrup is pouring out of the "mouth" and text on the image says "excuse me, sir, may i interest you in my bleehhhhhh." it is the best photo i have ever seen.
December 2, 2024 at 8:03 PM
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if you're not touching the screen and saying "boop" right now you're a stronger person than i and also you seem to hate joy
a very close-up photo of a shaggy blond dog with a large, black nose that looks not unlike a potato and is waiting for you to boop it
November 26, 2024 at 12:55 PM
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living up to my promises
a shaggy blond dog with a big black nose and lolling pink tongue sits in the sunshine outside a coffee bar in rome, waiting for someone, anyone, to bring him a biscuit or ten.
November 19, 2024 at 11:40 AM
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i shall begin as i mean to go on: derpily and dog-forward
a shaggy blond dog with brown eyes, a black nose shaped like a potato, and a pink tongue half-hanging out of his mouth looks into the camera. he wants snacks and he knows you are weak.
November 18, 2024 at 12:26 AM