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michelle weber
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Roman with a New Jersey core. Any dog is better than all people . Editor, formerly Longreads and Pipe Wrench. Late-breaking artist. "As demure as a brick to the head."

Disegni: schizzibizzi.com
ooh, what are those jeans?
December 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
but also the modified "butt-ass naked" form is 100% correct
October 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
italy has so many wonderful foods, but poblanos are sadly not among them

my kingdom for some rajas
August 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
WHY NOT BOTH
July 15, 2025 at 12:07 PM
i know, because i am a policeWOman
June 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
May 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
i do this with mascarpone

strawberry season is best season
May 17, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I KNOW
May 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
it's that or start wearing fascinators
May 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
may start communicating exclusively via haiku and william carlos williams parody as my late-40s IDGAF affectation
May 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
100%
May 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM