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spider💀rider
@microgorilla.com
occasionally posting moody, undersaturated photos that look bad on a phone screen in the middle of the night when nobody will see them

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[all photos by me]
BEHOLD. every year i grab as much citrus as i'm allowed from the fruit basket my aunt sends us and juice it all into what my brother has dubbed CHRISTMAS JUICE. it glows with concentrated christmas power, and let me tell you it is some real holy shit on new year's morning.
January 1, 2026 at 4:50 AM
hell yeah it's chili season!
December 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
couple last beach photos before fall. lightning pics are of course corny and cliche, except mine which are sooooo coooool. i love the huge explosions in the clouds!! south carolina 2008
September 7, 2025 at 6:44 AM
south carolina 2016
August 25, 2025 at 7:35 AM
south carolina 2019
August 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM
they dropped long rock jetties about every 1/4 mile to try to keep the beach in place. it's futile of course, but the rocks attract a ton of wildlife like these cockles. south carolina 2016
August 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM
no idea where the black sand comes from, or why it's laid down in a pattern. south carolina 2013
August 25, 2025 at 7:33 AM
this is my kind of beach: endless white sand, low waves and tide pools, no people. this isn't anything exotic and expensive, it's just south carolina. 2013
August 25, 2025 at 7:32 AM
pretty close i bet
August 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
and i got this one from @holboldoart.bsky.social‬! it's haunting, it's so silent and cold. this is what i love about winter. the quiet, the dark, the transformation. i expect i'll live to see the last of the snow, outside of the highest latitudes and altitudes.
June 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
i also got this incredible set from ‪@artofmaquenda.bsky.social! i think this is stunning, and it looks even better in print.
June 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
look at this badass anglerfish print i got from @phasemoth.bsky.social! in person it looks like it's about to thrash right out of the frame. i love the ocean more than anything, and i love the sort of heavy metal styling.
June 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
this mfer plotting garden felonies #squirrelcrimes #gardenhorror 📷
June 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
June 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
June 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
June 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
June 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
May 24, 2025 at 7:14 AM
well what year was it though
May 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
🎵 this is america 🎶
May 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
another old one. i did just recently, at long last, in spite of the goddamn tiktok kids buying everything in stock everywhere, get a new [old, refurb] camera, but i'm still learning how to drive it.
May 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
just for fun, here's the exact same spot today, 11 years later
May 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
rainy season
May 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
spider
May 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM