spider💀rider
@microgorilla.com
occasionally posting moody, undersaturated photos that look bad on a phone screen in the middle of the night when nobody will see them
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[all photos by me]
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[all photos by me]
this kid stripey jim loved fish slime
he'd drink it, bathe in it-- divine!
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
"when the singing eels breach, that's slime time!"
he'd drink it, bathe in it-- divine!
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
"when the singing eels breach, that's slime time!"
January 14, 2026 at 2:26 AM
this kid stripey jim loved fish slime
he'd drink it, bathe in it-- divine!
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
"when the singing eels breach, that's slime time!"
he'd drink it, bathe in it-- divine!
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
"when the singing eels breach, that's slime time!"
to be fair, we won't know if karma came for him until we find out if he's reincarnated as a beneficial slug, or an invasive, crop-destroying slug
January 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
to be fair, we won't know if karma came for him until we find out if he's reincarnated as a beneficial slug, or an invasive, crop-destroying slug
there once was a girl with a hat
who thought that snails bit like a rat
"london's infested
"but i won't be bested
"in brighton there lives a snail cat"
who thought that snails bit like a rat
"london's infested
"but i won't be bested
"in brighton there lives a snail cat"
January 13, 2026 at 5:42 AM
there once was a girl with a hat
who thought that snails bit like a rat
"london's infested
"but i won't be bested
"in brighton there lives a snail cat"
who thought that snails bit like a rat
"london's infested
"but i won't be bested
"in brighton there lives a snail cat"
there once was a kid dressed old-timey
who hated molluscs all so slimy
"to brighton, i guess"
as she hitched up her dress
"where this slimy fucker can't find me"
who hated molluscs all so slimy
"to brighton, i guess"
as she hitched up her dress
"where this slimy fucker can't find me"
January 13, 2026 at 5:38 AM
there once was a kid dressed old-timey
who hated molluscs all so slimy
"to brighton, i guess"
as she hitched up her dress
"where this slimy fucker can't find me"
who hated molluscs all so slimy
"to brighton, i guess"
as she hitched up her dress
"where this slimy fucker can't find me"
there once was a girl from old brighton
whom the wind did truly not frighten
but she fled from a snail
ere her dress became sail
and wished her hat doff'd, her head lightened
whom the wind did truly not frighten
but she fled from a snail
ere her dress became sail
and wished her hat doff'd, her head lightened
January 13, 2026 at 5:25 AM
there once was a girl from old brighton
whom the wind did truly not frighten
but she fled from a snail
ere her dress became sail
and wished her hat doff'd, her head lightened
whom the wind did truly not frighten
but she fled from a snail
ere her dress became sail
and wished her hat doff'd, her head lightened
this is the most electric and coordinated i have seen the eagles offense all season
January 12, 2026 at 12:25 AM
this is the most electric and coordinated i have seen the eagles offense all season
"it's basically sterile!"
January 11, 2026 at 9:11 PM
"it's basically sterile!"
wow, it never occurred to me the post-jerry acts had been going for as long as the original
January 11, 2026 at 5:28 AM
wow, it never occurred to me the post-jerry acts had been going for as long as the original
i have a stack of band t-shirts and the like that are that old, but they sure don't fit anymore haha
January 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
i have a stack of band t-shirts and the like that are that old, but they sure don't fit anymore haha
"Davis, 70, usually looks boyish because of his youthful haircut" lol
January 6, 2026 at 9:17 PM
"Davis, 70, usually looks boyish because of his youthful haircut" lol
that's just what happens when you play with bad posture
January 4, 2026 at 5:24 PM
that's just what happens when you play with bad posture
hell yeah i bought that cd for the single. i bet i put it on a mix tape with big bang baby and santa monica.
December 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
hell yeah i bought that cd for the single. i bet i put it on a mix tape with big bang baby and santa monica.
i'm over 40 and i'm not sure who dick clark was
December 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
i'm over 40 and i'm not sure who dick clark was
oh man, i hadn't seen the gamblers, just incredible work
December 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
oh man, i hadn't seen the gamblers, just incredible work
gosh, this kind of thing just keeps happening to wayne coyne, doesn't it? he must be so unlucky! or something!
December 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
gosh, this kind of thing just keeps happening to wayne coyne, doesn't it? he must be so unlucky! or something!
this is EXACTLY why my spotify account only lasted about 10 songs
December 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
this is EXACTLY why my spotify account only lasted about 10 songs
🎵everything is free now
that's what they say
everything i ever done
gonna give it away🎶
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy6V...
that's what they say
everything i ever done
gonna give it away🎶
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy6V...
Everything Is Free
YouTube video by Gillian Welch - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
🎵everything is free now
that's what they say
everything i ever done
gonna give it away🎶
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy6V...
that's what they say
everything i ever done
gonna give it away🎶
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy6V...