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microrave.bsky.social
🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦
@microrave.bsky.social
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Proudly #autistic #artist from #Canada. She/her. Asexual enough to miss most innuendo.
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Why's there always one foot that doesn't wanna stay tucked?
Photo of a pair of legs covered in a cozy sherpa blanket, except the toes on the left foot are exposed to the open air.
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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*watching couture fashion show at 4am* "overnight maxi pad with wings anyone?"
Photo of a fashion model wearing a hefty padded white dress with red handprints.
October 20, 2025 at 7:58 AM
microrave.bsky.social
This tracks
Photo of an older Chuck E Cheese animatronic/costume. It has a large head and ready little eyes that stare into your soul. Uncomfortable to look at, really...
October 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
microrave.bsky.social
Looks like my tuxedo boi with a different nose
Photo of a handsome tuxedo cat wearing a red bow tie. He's sitting on an apartment windowsill on a sunny day.
September 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
microrave.bsky.social
If u see this quote with the energy u bring to BlueSky
Photo of an astronaut beside a flag with a widely-smiling dog's head photoshopped on. It's delightfully weird and never fails to make me smile.
September 16, 2025 at 10:18 AM
microrave.bsky.social
Screenshot from the movie Andre, in which 3 men sit by the window in a diner. The caption reads, "Yeah. Where the hell did summer go?"
September 16, 2025 at 6:33 AM
microrave.bsky.social
I knew I recognized him from somewhere
Turning Point USA parody of Charlie Kirk with a face shrunk to an even smaller size. The text beside him reads, "Every time you parody my content, my face shrinks. Please have mercy."
September 11, 2025 at 9:21 AM
microrave.bsky.social
Might just work!
Photo of two chickens on a plain photo backdrop. The larger stands behind the smaller, which is approximately a third of its comrade's size.
August 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
microrave.bsky.social
My autistic ass:
Meme featuring a photo of a dog staring longingly at some cupcakes on a platter held by someone offscreen. The expression can also read as the dog having seen some disturbing shit and is now experiencing a flashback.
August 18, 2025 at 10:18 AM
microrave.bsky.social
Screenshot of a Tumblr post that reads as follows. Idontgiveahex says "if opposites attract why aren't hot people attracted to me", to which clevergirlhahanotactually replies "the obvious logic here is that you're hot." Ishipitlijeups replies "that's the most encouraging thing I've ever heard."
August 5, 2025 at 9:20 AM
microrave.bsky.social
Not the whole puss but we found her doppelganger in an article about fat cats
Photo of a tubby tortie cat laying next to a newspaper article about fat cats. The cat in the article photo looks similar and is even in a similar position.
July 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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She's all grown now but here's a pic of Elli when she was a baby
Overhead photo of an 8 week old grey and white kitten in a plush cat bed. She's laying in the top-right corner, looking up at the camera, and her tiny white paw is on a plush toy frog from a claw machine. It's almost as big as she is. Kinda looks like she's holding it. At this stage, she felt as soft and warm as a dryer lint ball.
July 20, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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More like Toblerone & on & on & on & on & on...
Photo of an extra-long Toblerone chocolate bar that reads "Toblerone & on & on & on & on & on & on &..." held in someone's hand. A retail shelf is in the background; it's stocked with more of these long Toblerone bars.
July 10, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Image of shadow the hedgehog looking at the camera with the caption "nice cock".
July 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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If you see this, post an image you have saved because it made you laugh.
Screenshot of a wall-eyed Scout from Team Fortress 2.
June 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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"Sorry, you cannot report income because you do not have a job or training program on file."
Meme depicting a visibly-distraught cat with photoshopped tears in its eyes and an open mouth.
June 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Took all of a minute for these to pop up
Screenshot of three blusky accounts, all named Lily, two with heart emojis who followed me not too long ago
June 5, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Lol
Screenshot of two of Jerry Chen's skeets. The first one reads as follows: sorry everyone I wrote a program that would appreciate me and accidentally launched 10,000 Lily bots". The second, nested underneath the first, reads as follows: though honestly if SOME people were already appreciating me maybe I wouldn't have had to turn to computers". Directly below that on the skyline is a captioned illustration of a canada goose by Effin' Birds; the goose has its neck stretched out mid-honk and text to the left reads as follows: "no one has the emotional bandwidth left for this bullshit". Beneath that skeet is one by Endless Screaming, who writes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH.
June 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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This is one of the best signs I've ever seen in my life
Photo of a sign so long it needs five poles to stay up, in front of a white picket fence with trees in the background. It reads as follows: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Underneath that is a pronunciation guide. It reads as follows: Llan-vire-pooll-guin-gill-go-ger-u-queern-drob-ooll-llandus-ilio-gogo-goch. I'm not even joking. It's the name of a village in Wales—the longest name on record at 50+ letters. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go ice my thumbs.
May 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
microrave.bsky.social
Then woody would be like...
Photo of a Woody action figure (from Toy Story) lit only from the front, as if in firelight or by a flashlight. It's the version with the pervy looking smile. He's looking to the left.
May 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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#InTheMiddleOaAHeatedDebate I farted. Now everyone's united in being mad at my stinky ass instead of each other.
Image of SpongeBob at the Krusty Krab with a huge mischievous grin on his face.
April 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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I did the thing.

Everybody should do the thing.
Photo of a round sticker with a big X that says "it's our vote""c'est notre vote" on top of a page of random drawings.
April 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
microrave.bsky.social
Speedrunning Star Trek in the worst way
Image of a Ferengi from Star Trek holding something small in one hand, looking at it shocked. The caption reads: there's nothing here but worthless gold.
April 16, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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2-panel meme featuring pictures of a seagull with its head drawn back, captioned "inhale", and in the second panel, it stretches its neck out to squawk, captioned "CAN'T WAKE UP".
April 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Reskeet with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)
Promotional image of Austin Powers (Mike Myers), wearing his trademark velvet suit and glasses. He is standing very close to a girl in a skimpy silver dress and gogo boots. Austin has one hand on his hip and a finger over his lips. The background is an edited Union Jack.
April 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM