🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦
@microrave.bsky.social
Proudly #autistic #artist from #Canada. She/her. Asexual enough to miss most innuendo.
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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦
@microrave.bsky.social
· Feb 26
Post an image from your phone without any explanation
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Walked past Build-A-Bear and explained it to the 3yo: “That is the flesh grinder, it prepares the bear guts. Over on the skin wall, you choose a skinsuit for your bear, which gets stuffed with guts and a heart and then the skin is sewn around the flesh.”
Now he wants one, I made it sound too cool.
Now he wants one, I made it sound too cool.
December 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Walked past Build-A-Bear and explained it to the 3yo: “That is the flesh grinder, it prepares the bear guts. Over on the skin wall, you choose a skinsuit for your bear, which gets stuffed with guts and a heart and then the skin is sewn around the flesh.”
Now he wants one, I made it sound too cool.
Now he wants one, I made it sound too cool.
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KNOW YOUR RIGHTS: you can put mac and cheese on your hot dog and there is no legal authority that can stop you
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS: you can put mac and cheese on your hot dog and there is no legal authority that can stop you
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Go Go Gadget Coping Mechanism
December 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Go Go Gadget Coping Mechanism
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one, you're like a dream come true
two, just wanna skeet with you
three, babe, it's plain to see
that you’re the only poster for me, and
four, repeat steps one through three
five, make you fall in love with skeets
if ever i believe my posting’s done
then i skeet it back at one
two, just wanna skeet with you
three, babe, it's plain to see
that you’re the only poster for me, and
four, repeat steps one through three
five, make you fall in love with skeets
if ever i believe my posting’s done
then i skeet it back at one
December 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
one, you're like a dream come true
two, just wanna skeet with you
three, babe, it's plain to see
that you’re the only poster for me, and
four, repeat steps one through three
five, make you fall in love with skeets
if ever i believe my posting’s done
then i skeet it back at one
two, just wanna skeet with you
three, babe, it's plain to see
that you’re the only poster for me, and
four, repeat steps one through three
five, make you fall in love with skeets
if ever i believe my posting’s done
then i skeet it back at one
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It was the Dunning of tymes. It was the Kruger of tymes.
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
It was the Dunning of tymes. It was the Kruger of tymes.
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All our animals escaped into society but they came back and pulled the cage doors behind them.
December 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
All our animals escaped into society but they came back and pulled the cage doors behind them.
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Behind every shitpost can be a very intelligent mind taking a break.
December 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Behind every shitpost can be a very intelligent mind taking a break.
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I made a big version of the character design sheet that old comics used to use, if you want to use it. it could be useful
#characterdesign
#characterdesign
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I made a big version of the character design sheet that old comics used to use, if you want to use it. it could be useful
#characterdesign
#characterdesign
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All that he needed to do was get some take-out.
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
All that he needed to do was get some take-out.
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Block block block senora, block them all the time! Block block block senora, save your bloody mind!
December 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Block block block senora, block them all the time! Block block block senora, save your bloody mind!
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i do not think therefore i do not am
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i do not think therefore i do not am
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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
July 8, 2024 at 7:00 AM
You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
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the three second rule starts over if you’re not ready
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
the three second rule starts over if you’re not ready
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Anyone who says “be normal” betrays that they have an implicit value system of who is considered normal and who is not, and when you have that, you will always value some people and traits over another. They will always replicate hierarchies of power in the long run.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Anyone who says “be normal” betrays that they have an implicit value system of who is considered normal and who is not, and when you have that, you will always value some people and traits over another. They will always replicate hierarchies of power in the long run.
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We can neither confirm nor deny that we are using drones to assist with the collection of delinquent gambling debts.
December 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
We can neither confirm nor deny that we are using drones to assist with the collection of delinquent gambling debts.
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Due to a cease and desist letter, StarDucks is now The Capybara Coffee Bar-a.
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Due to a cease and desist letter, StarDucks is now The Capybara Coffee Bar-a.
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When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
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#TruthBeKnown traditions are important
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
#TruthBeKnown traditions are important
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DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.
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A haunted house but each new room is just a piece of internet lore that you were unaware of because you’re 40 years old.
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
A haunted house but each new room is just a piece of internet lore that you were unaware of because you’re 40 years old.
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thinking about getting into smiting and other god-related activities
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
thinking about getting into smiting and other god-related activities