MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated)
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Ai slop, genocide supported clouding, layoffs, switching to Linux, shutting down studios game studios and "" "" "apps" "" "".
Parody account of hard truths.
Parody account of hard truths.
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"Stop calling our ai slop," said the fuckass ai slop man.
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January 7, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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January 10, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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If an old 2012 dell optiplex can still get work done on Linux and Windows 10 LTSC editions as an office computer and home server, there's no need for Windows 11 and ai.
Dell admits consumers don’t care about AI PCs
Dell admits consumers don’t care about AI PCs
Dell is now shifting it focus this year away from being ‘all about the AI PC.’
buff.ly
January 8, 2026 at 3:31 AM
If an old 2012 dell optiplex can still get work done on Linux and Windows 10 LTSC editions as an office computer and home server, there's no need for Windows 11 and ai.
Place your bets, will MachineGames get shutdown after the future success that is Wolfenstein 3?
January 8, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Place your bets, will MachineGames get shutdown after the future success that is Wolfenstein 3?
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Microsoft just announced a new hotline so you can report anyone you know who has yet to upgrade to Windows 11.
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January 6, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Microsoft just announced a new hotline so you can report anyone you know who has yet to upgrade to Windows 11.
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Listen, guys do NOT get Linux and stick with windows 11!! Linux has NONE of our innovative Ai features, sweep of inclusive file scans, and is a PREMIUM product for PREMIUM hardare!! Linux is free and open source, so it must be cheap!
January 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Listen, guys do NOT get Linux and stick with windows 11!! Linux has NONE of our innovative Ai features, sweep of inclusive file scans, and is a PREMIUM product for PREMIUM hardare!! Linux is free and open source, so it must be cheap!
Sadly, their check bounced, so Israel government will only get the base subscription, not the enterprise version.
apnews.com/article/micr...
apnews.com/article/micr...
Microsoft reduces Israel's access to cloud and AI products over reports of mass surveillance in Gaza
Microsoft said it has disabled services to a unit within the Israeli military after a company review had determined its artificial intelligence and cloud computing products were being used to help car...
apnews.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Sadly, their check bounced, so Israel government will only get the base subscription, not the enterprise version.
apnews.com/article/micr...
apnews.com/article/micr...
Libre office is free and also allows you to type words. No ai included.
Microsoft is so fucking stupid.
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
January 5, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Libre office is free and also allows you to type words. No ai included.
"Stop calling our ai slop," said the fuckass ai slop man.
January 5, 2026 at 6:51 PM
"Stop calling our ai slop," said the fuckass ai slop man.
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