Microwave Ellie 🏳️⚧️
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I love you toronto
June 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I love you toronto
The bank just sent me an email with an emoji in the subject line. It’s so over
April 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The bank just sent me an email with an emoji in the subject line. It’s so over
tag yourself, I’m ghost goomba
An official 1994 Japanese Mario character encyclopedia lists character traits for enemies. While most of them are straightforward descriptions of their behavior, some provide surprising depths to their personalities.
April 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
tag yourself, I’m ghost goomba
This is literally just me and my partner
March 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This is literally just me and my partner
Ya I love halo. I love to play as that green guy. What’s his name? Uhhhh…. Oh right, mister queef
March 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Ya I love halo. I love to play as that green guy. What’s his name? Uhhhh…. Oh right, mister queef
New roommate told me that if that guy hadn’t fucked up Twitter so bad I would have at least 5k followers rn and he’s so real for that
March 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
New roommate told me that if that guy hadn’t fucked up Twitter so bad I would have at least 5k followers rn and he’s so real for that
Realizing you’re trans is like realizing magneto was the good guy in the x men movies. I don’t want peace anymore. They’ve shown me it won’t last. I want world domination.
March 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Realizing you’re trans is like realizing magneto was the good guy in the x men movies. I don’t want peace anymore. They’ve shown me it won’t last. I want world domination.
I'd love to see an alt return of the jedi where Leia is able to escape Jabba's palace with Han, then they have to figure out how to get Chewbacca and the droids back in an even more convoluted scheme.
March 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I'd love to see an alt return of the jedi where Leia is able to escape Jabba's palace with Han, then they have to figure out how to get Chewbacca and the droids back in an even more convoluted scheme.
I had a really good tweet idea then I forgot it :(
March 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I had a really good tweet idea then I forgot it :(
I think dinosaurs are as cool as the next girl, but I feel like if we’re going to try to bring back anything from that period it should be megaflora instead of megafauna. Imagine the co2 devouring even one of those plants could manage.
February 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I think dinosaurs are as cool as the next girl, but I feel like if we’re going to try to bring back anything from that period it should be megaflora instead of megafauna. Imagine the co2 devouring even one of those plants could manage.
She just called back because they “updated” all my info to my deadname, and she wants me to re-sign my offer letter. No, sorry random bureaucrat. You’re gonna have to fix that again.
I just got a temporary gig and they called me, confused because I applied under my preferred name and my payment info has my deadname. I was so blunt with her, like ‘yeah, I’m transgender 😐’ and you could immediately hear stress in her response lmaooo
February 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
She just called back because they “updated” all my info to my deadname, and she wants me to re-sign my offer letter. No, sorry random bureaucrat. You’re gonna have to fix that again.
I went bowling yesterday for my birthday and asked for size 7 shoes. Then in front of my family I had to give those shoes back and say “women’s 7 please”
It sucks not passing, but that one in particular hurt.
It sucks not passing, but that one in particular hurt.
February 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I went bowling yesterday for my birthday and asked for size 7 shoes. Then in front of my family I had to give those shoes back and say “women’s 7 please”
It sucks not passing, but that one in particular hurt.
It sucks not passing, but that one in particular hurt.
Any time someone mentions Harry Potter I like to say “millennial spotted”
Sometimes they counter with “I’m not a millennial” I hit them with a “oh man 😅” to let them know that’s even worse.
Is it manipulation? Yes. Does it get them to shut up about it? Also yes.
Sometimes they counter with “I’m not a millennial” I hit them with a “oh man 😅” to let them know that’s even worse.
Is it manipulation? Yes. Does it get them to shut up about it? Also yes.
February 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Any time someone mentions Harry Potter I like to say “millennial spotted”
Sometimes they counter with “I’m not a millennial” I hit them with a “oh man 😅” to let them know that’s even worse.
Is it manipulation? Yes. Does it get them to shut up about it? Also yes.
Sometimes they counter with “I’m not a millennial” I hit them with a “oh man 😅” to let them know that’s even worse.
Is it manipulation? Yes. Does it get them to shut up about it? Also yes.
Customers often ask me about the gourmet honey we sell at my work and what I like it with. Uhhh, the 300g jar of honey that costs more than I make in an hour? I’ll have to get back to you on that one lol
February 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Customers often ask me about the gourmet honey we sell at my work and what I like it with. Uhhh, the 300g jar of honey that costs more than I make in an hour? I’ll have to get back to you on that one lol
I just got a temporary gig and they called me, confused because I applied under my preferred name and my payment info has my deadname. I was so blunt with her, like ‘yeah, I’m transgender 😐’ and you could immediately hear stress in her response lmaooo
February 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I just got a temporary gig and they called me, confused because I applied under my preferred name and my payment info has my deadname. I was so blunt with her, like ‘yeah, I’m transgender 😐’ and you could immediately hear stress in her response lmaooo
Well I feel called the fuck out lmao
February 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Well I feel called the fuck out lmao
February 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
This is how I imagine that went. #severance
February 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This is how I imagine that went. #severance
Mr. Beast loves publicly giving away lots of money, but instead he could just be the top donor on thousands of Patreons and fund a new renaissance, actually earning him the reputation he wants.
It’s almost like if an 18yo lucks their way into millions they won’t be smart about it.
It’s almost like if an 18yo lucks their way into millions they won’t be smart about it.
February 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Mr. Beast loves publicly giving away lots of money, but instead he could just be the top donor on thousands of Patreons and fund a new renaissance, actually earning him the reputation he wants.
It’s almost like if an 18yo lucks their way into millions they won’t be smart about it.
It’s almost like if an 18yo lucks their way into millions they won’t be smart about it.
nerds will be like yeah I have a favourite opera and it’s just The Empire Strikes Back
millennials will be like yeah i have a favorite opera and it's just The Black Parade (2006) by my chemical romance
February 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
nerds will be like yeah I have a favourite opera and it’s just The Empire Strikes Back
Hot take, Piper in Fallout 4 is actually the best companion. The reason she gets so much hate from the men is that she’s a woman who makes sure her opinions are heard when she sees an injustice, and she isn’t afraid of what others will say about her. Misogyny. Misogyny never changes.
February 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Hot take, Piper in Fallout 4 is actually the best companion. The reason she gets so much hate from the men is that she’s a woman who makes sure her opinions are heard when she sees an injustice, and she isn’t afraid of what others will say about her. Misogyny. Misogyny never changes.
Just got a YouTube ad that starts “God made you different for a reason. Don’t lose that by trying to fit into someone else’s mould.”
February 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Just got a YouTube ad that starts “God made you different for a reason. Don’t lose that by trying to fit into someone else’s mould.”
