Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶
@middleoastbastard.bsky.social
Father, brother, widower, Union (Plumber Chicago Local 130 travelers guild), Dem, Asshole. I'm rude, evidently.
I'd like to thank the committee...
December 6, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I'd like to thank the committee...
The 2028 scout has entered the thunderdome
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The 2028 scout has entered the thunderdome
The people that buy this absolute nonsense should lose their children, access to weapons and their drivers licenses. Permanently. Get a load of this delusional twatwaffle!
December 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The people that buy this absolute nonsense should lose their children, access to weapons and their drivers licenses. Permanently. Get a load of this delusional twatwaffle!
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December 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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I just want a Cherry RC and a Phil's on 35th Pizza
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I just want a Cherry RC and a Phil's on 35th Pizza
Such absolute bullshit
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Such absolute bullshit
Hat dance
November 30, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Hat dance
CNN knew what they were doing here 🤪
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
CNN knew what they were doing here 🤪
It hasn't stopped snowing since 0500 and now this is coming and I've got a 4 hour drive in the morning. FML
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It hasn't stopped snowing since 0500 and now this is coming and I've got a 4 hour drive in the morning. FML
This croissant? BOW!
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This croissant? BOW!
Not a million dollar salon trip
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Not a million dollar salon trip
My helper is unhelpful.
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
My helper is unhelpful.
Not Tahitian Treat, but definitely a pleasant surprise!
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Not Tahitian Treat, but definitely a pleasant surprise!
I'll bite.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I'll bite.
Does "Olivia" have a secret? 🤔🤪
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Does "Olivia" have a secret? 🤔🤪
To all the "the city of Chicago should shovel our sidewalks" lazy bastards:
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
To all the "the city of Chicago should shovel our sidewalks" lazy bastards:
Here's some stuff from 2015 January gut job prior to White Sox caps being buried. Yes, Jennifer Aniston's number was written on the clubhouse wall 🤪
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Here's some stuff from 2015 January gut job prior to White Sox caps being buried. Yes, Jennifer Aniston's number was written on the clubhouse wall 🤪
Uh nope.
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Uh nope.