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@middleoastbastard.bsky.social
Father, brother, widower, Union (Plumber Chicago Local 130 travelers guild), Dem, Asshole. I'm rude, evidently.
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I should have mentioned our people are YOU. We are a nation of immigrants. We are France. England. Germany. Russian. Japan. Iraqi. India. Mexico. Korea. We are the world. No other nation can claim that. THAT is what American exceptionalism is. It is our diversity. Too many have forgotten that. 🤘🏻
C'mon New York!
Hempstead animal shelter #1 thing they're looking for in an adopter for MELIA.

"Hello, we would need an applicant that has experience with resource guarding and stranger issues, as she does have a bite history with both those behavioral issues."

(516) 785-5220
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I've stopped 8...7...7 wars!
December 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
What they actually saw
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Loser.
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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They cannot be given authority to forcibly remove anyone from their vehicle this way. Think about how bad actors would abuse this power.
December 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Putin threatened to kill everyone in Europe again with his nuclear weapons.
December 5, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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How does global warming cause colder winter storms? whowhatwhy.org/2019/11/23/t...
The Paradox of Global Warming and Colder Winters - WhoWhatWhy
If the cold weather makes it harder for you to argue with climate change deniers about the existence of global warming, this story is for you.
whowhatwhy.org
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Just a friendly reminder that most countries last approximately 250-340 years. Happy holidays! 🤘🏻
December 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sounds like a certain petulant orange shitgibbon is getting lost wandering around the White House in addition to falling asleep on camera multiple times a week

Photo credit: Kaitlan Collins
December 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Ruh roh shaggy! 🤣🖕🤘🏻

Accused DC pipe bomber told FBI he believed the 2020 election was stolen, sources say | CNN Politics share.google/iRepn4iljzHN...
Accused DC pipe bomber told FBI he believed the 2020 election was stolen, sources say | CNN Politics
During interviews with the FBI, the suspect arrested in the pipe bomb probe told investigators that he believed the 2020 election was stolen, providing perhaps the first indication of a possible motiv...
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December 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Today, on the 31st anniversary of the Budapest Memorandum with its useless security assurances, we are facing a repeat of history as EU leaders warn of the risk of a peace deal without strong US security guarantees.

Strength is the only true guarantor of peace for the EU.
December 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I've got money that bartiromo hangs out with pirro guzzling boxes of wine. She reminds me of my high school history teacher who started Monday with nicely coifed hair and ended it looking like Radagast the Brown because she was hitting a bottle of jack she kept in her lower desk drawer.
Q: What should we expect from Trump traveling the country this next week talking about some of his economic wins?

Top Trump econ advisor: Well, I mean there have been so many wins to talk about that I think it's just gonna be a great time.
December 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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1) Make fake problem 2) Pretend to fix it 3) Morons cheer
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I wanna drive around town blasting farm noises! Sold!

Scout Recorded Actual Farm Sounds To Use In The Terra And Traveler share.google/NnQdaksUW8eE...
Scout Could Be Taking Its American Heritage A Little Too Far
Scout wants to be outstanding in its field... and apparently, make you feel like you're standing out in a field.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The EU should raise their sights a bit higher, like $100 billion fines against twitter
December 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
For fun, I like to go to the airport and sprinkle Guanidine Nitrate on certain people's pieces of luggage, especially during the holidays! It's a hoot!
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Weird how this happens.
Justice Department urges judge to jail former Jan. 6 defendant after alarming return to DC - POLITICO share.google/cHPZCBgETu7x...
Justice Department urges judge to jail former Jan. 6 defendant after alarming return to DC
Taylor Taranto is the latest Jan. 6 defendant who was pardoned by Trump to face new legal trouble.
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December 5, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Whomever was contracted to run this camp and the Floriduh governor's entire administration need to be tried by fire.
This is so messed up… Amnesty International reports that detainees at Alligator Alcatraz (and at another facility, Krome North Service Processing Center) describe being placed in a “punishment box,” a cage-like structure in the yard so cramped that people could not sit, lie down, or
December 5, 2025 at 8:12 AM
And yet his Appalachian sycophants think he's still for the regular guy...
David Gentile no longer required to pay $15.5M in restitution after Trump’s commutation - POLITICO share.google/isCJyT6PvFvE...
David Gentile no longer required to pay $15.5M in restitution after Trump’s commutation
Gentile was convicted in August 2024 of conspiring to defraud thousands of investors in a capital funds scheme totaling $1.6 billion.
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December 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Newsom kills it with his trolling.
December 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Gotta be Australian.
jiminy's animal reviews: The tentacled snake (𝘌𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘮) is a highly tuned killing machine. That is 61cm (24in) long. And only kills fish. It may not sound impressive, but it can see the future. Just not well enough to win the lottery. 🧵
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I'd beat the brakes off any asshole that came into my neighborhood in Chicago wearing a cowboy hat. Just sayin'
3 Questions:

1) What are we doing?
2) How is this pro-life?
3) What are we doing?

www.themirror.com/news/us-news...
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Bullshit. They're definitely not prosecuting whites...

Blanche warns lawyers who criticize Justice Department - POLITICO share.google/XMCMuK4B4ncG...
Blanche warns lawyers who criticize Justice Department
DOJ’s No. 2 official said says prosecutors see "inconsistency" in attorneys’ private pleas and public commentary.
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December 5, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Fun fact: the Nazis were anti-vaccination too because of the Jewish scientists that designed them....
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 AM