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Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸

@midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social

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Materials science & nukes. Deterrence & what comes after. Patriot, liberal firebrand, Catholic, last of the China hawks, Nitzean superman. Victory is possible. Opinions my own. Rekindling hearts in a world that grows chill.

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Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · Jan 30

sorry to all my recent resistlib follows, this account WILL post about counterforce targeting and nuclear materials aging again someday

and to my nuke followers, sorry, this account will continue to post resistlib shit as well

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · Jan 30

people who follow me for one topic

vs

the rest of my interests

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Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 6h

"the hacker known as Four Chan, "

Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 11h

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

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Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 7h

but it DOES at least partially disprove the theory that he's not writing his own posts anymore, he is at least logging into the truth social app sometimes

Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 10h

If you go far enough left in leftCath space you get to start censuring people for heresies again

Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 10h

Therese Delpech, God rest her, certainly never imagined that any of the major world powers would have taken her quite so *literally*

Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 10h

Piracy abroad, tyranny at home

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 11h

My gosh. After the US bombed multiple boats in the middle of the ocean, murdering people on grounds that they were allegedly "carrying drugs," the US Attorney General says "Just like we did with cartels, we're going to take the same approach, President Trump, with Antifa."

Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 12h

How did this come to be historically? It seems sort of odd

Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 13h

they're clumsily quoting his songs here

Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 13h

me and the lads (gender neutral) on our way to enforce the will of the Bishop of Rome by any means necessary (we are going to Costco to get water bottles for border crossers and then we're going to find translators & community resources for them)

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Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 13h

USCG homies exempted from this, it's not your fault you're housed in a shitass org

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Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 13h

obamner, obummer even

Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 13h

Soft weak baby fash

DHS are losers and if you kick doors for ICE or CBP, you're a huge pussy, sorry, don't make the rules

www.axios.com/2025/10/08/z...

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Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 1d

It *is* still antidemocratic and antiliberal in a sentimental way, but that's not a new discovery about Johnson personally or the modern GOP.

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Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 1d

You'd have to target this at a relatively limited number of swing districts. The more targeted, the more obvious the election fraud becomes. I guess I don't discount that they could try it, but they very quickly give up the game.

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Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 1d

The pacing worst case realistic scenario is that they dispute marginal elections and refuse to seat disputed Dem electeds, not that they find the magic no election button. If they try to say "lol no elections", well, it's time to boogie I guess, but posting doom and gloom over it is pointless.

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Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 1d

George Wokington, even

Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 1d

new career path: guy who writes the stringent security classification guides for the tool people use to make videos of racist spongebob, to prevent people from profitably using it for anything more advanced than racist spongebob

Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 2d

this plus Miller delivering fascist gobbledygook in SoCal uptalk dialect (seriously, listen to the video) is the perfect audiovisual metaphor for this dork ass regime

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Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 2d

No this one is from the (R) Congressional page (or intern?) who got killed in a wrong place wrong time drive by earlier this year. Genuinely tragic and pointless, but it became a core GOP talking point so he's heard it a billion times and it stuck.

Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 2d

look you shouldn't always take moral advice from a green puppet in a lucrative sci fi movie, but

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Empire Strikes Back: Jedi Training, Is the Dark Side Stronger?

YouTube video by Christopher Wynn

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Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 2d

I eagerly await the discovery of this attempted murderer's name during the lawsuit I hope she files. If you come into American cities under the false color of law, and you shoot Americans for fun, your days as a free man with a pension and a college fund for your kids are numbered.

Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 2d

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.

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Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 2d

You think it's about the audience of one, so to say?

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Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 3d

it is explored functionally zero percent in the core 3 games, peripherally via environmental storytelling and optional hidden content in the ODST expansion(? more of a full game than an expansion idk) to Halo 3, and then I think sorta explicitly in Halo 5

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Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 3d

@sodrock.bsky.social and @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social would have written scathing things about Catherine Halsey's platonic ideal of the cult of the operator

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Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 3d

it is VITAL that we spend TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS to give about 75 teenagers PTSD so that they can be uhhhh about twice as physically strong and fast as a normal human

there is an existential threat to humanity out there in the stars. what is it you ask? oh it's our own fucking colonists with AKs

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Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 3d

"why did Russ Vought's wifes
leave him after years of marriage and take their young daughters" is one of those questions that made me wish good investigative journalists grew on trees.

Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 3d

I take your point about MAGA intellectuals more generally though. They do definitely get weirder and creepier the more theoretical they get.