Midnight Platypus
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Getting my M.Div in Food Science, thesis on the "Transubstantiation of Mountain Dew and Higher Orders of Caffeine Chain of Being." Will cop to knowing cop stuff. Better to be remembered as a sharp lover of sandwiches than a slick merchant of hate.
Whether finely calibrated or just adhering to calibri,
December 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Whether finely calibrated or just adhering to calibri,
Male friendship should evolve from the celebrated "Dylan, you son of a bitch" handclasp arm wrestling greeting in Predator and more toward the confession Robert Pattinson's Neil makes to John David Washington's Protagonist in describing their mobius-enduring bond in Tenet, "We get up to some stuff."
December 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Male friendship should evolve from the celebrated "Dylan, you son of a bitch" handclasp arm wrestling greeting in Predator and more toward the confession Robert Pattinson's Neil makes to John David Washington's Protagonist in describing their mobius-enduring bond in Tenet, "We get up to some stuff."
Donkey Kong and Mario could do the funniest thing to these....
December 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Donkey Kong and Mario could do the funniest thing to these....
Of course, the Uzi was a iconic and literal flex for G.I. Joe's Snake Eyes. One may wonder about proportions in the comic, but I think the Uzi kept changes sized over the 20something releases of the character in action figure form. 2/
December 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Of course, the Uzi was a iconic and literal flex for G.I. Joe's Snake Eyes. One may wonder about proportions in the comic, but I think the Uzi kept changes sized over the 20something releases of the character in action figure form. 2/
Uzis are fine, if you need a comfy forward grip to rest your support hand, but real ones in the 80s learned the more compact minimalism of the Mac 10 from Michael Ironside's Ham Tyler I'm V: The Final Battle. Gives a primer on teflon coated bullets, though that may have been Tartikoff era misinfo 1/
December 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Uzis are fine, if you need a comfy forward grip to rest your support hand, but real ones in the 80s learned the more compact minimalism of the Mac 10 from Michael Ironside's Ham Tyler I'm V: The Final Battle. Gives a primer on teflon coated bullets, though that may have been Tartikoff era misinfo 1/
You will be visited by five, I mean _just three_ spirits.
December 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
You will be visited by five, I mean _just three_ spirits.
Really wasn't expecting the release of the presumably Delta Green adjacent cyberpunk tinged FedEx | System Down would have been so aggressively marketed over my texts today. My guess is their pulling the Blair Witch reboot stunt, where shortly in you re Alice this is a reboot of the XXX franchise
December 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Really wasn't expecting the release of the presumably Delta Green adjacent cyberpunk tinged FedEx | System Down would have been so aggressively marketed over my texts today. My guess is their pulling the Blair Witch reboot stunt, where shortly in you re Alice this is a reboot of the XXX franchise
I don't have a good Earthquake sense. No idea what a 5.6 176 miles away means, but Google sent me a sterner notice than I got during the milder but much closer earthquakes earlier this fall. I guess I may have feels for the ground beneath my feet today.
December 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I don't have a good Earthquake sense. No idea what a 5.6 176 miles away means, but Google sent me a sterner notice than I got during the milder but much closer earthquakes earlier this fall. I guess I may have feels for the ground beneath my feet today.
The plate of crescent rolls has a plate, maybe because the first plate was in the oven or other warmer, but I think it's like a malapropism of a different food concept.
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The plate of crescent rolls has a plate, maybe because the first plate was in the oven or other warmer, but I think it's like a malapropism of a different food concept.
I usually only do this when my feed makes noteworthy juxtaposition with the Moby Dick account, but sometimes two unrelated posts in my feed just speak to the moment.
RIP Mr Stoppard, you gave quite a lot.
And keep living the dream, Brian, literally.
RIP Mr Stoppard, you gave quite a lot.
And keep living the dream, Brian, literally.
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I usually only do this when my feed makes noteworthy juxtaposition with the Moby Dick account, but sometimes two unrelated posts in my feed just speak to the moment.
RIP Mr Stoppard, you gave quite a lot.
And keep living the dream, Brian, literally.
RIP Mr Stoppard, you gave quite a lot.
And keep living the dream, Brian, literally.
Jyn Erso's live on Scariff reaction to the New York Times subsidized affront to Rogue One yesterday.
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Jyn Erso's live on Scariff reaction to the New York Times subsidized affront to Rogue One yesterday.
Time flies doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue
…
It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings or
or this place!
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue
…
It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings or
or this place!
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Time flies doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue
…
It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings or
or this place!
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue
…
It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings or
or this place!
The McRib is back.
For a limited time.
For a limited time.
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
The McRib is back.
For a limited time.
For a limited time.
I mean, I remember FIFA traditionally as you describe it; but as of late, like a lot of global sports, this is what I associate with attendance nowadays. The global elite not really groking, so to speak, the bread and circuses thing anymore.
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I mean, I remember FIFA traditionally as you describe it; but as of late, like a lot of global sports, this is what I associate with attendance nowadays. The global elite not really groking, so to speak, the bread and circuses thing anymore.
Dang, it's synchronicity like this where I sometimes think maybe I've gone too hard on former Senior Official Acting as Administrator of FEMA David Richardson, perhaps I should show humility.
Then I think, nah, maybe his predecessor was a Starbuck but this guy was a full on MAGA Ahab.
Then I think, nah, maybe his predecessor was a Starbuck but this guy was a full on MAGA Ahab.
November 18, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Dang, it's synchronicity like this where I sometimes think maybe I've gone too hard on former Senior Official Acting as Administrator of FEMA David Richardson, perhaps I should show humility.
Then I think, nah, maybe his predecessor was a Starbuck but this guy was a full on MAGA Ahab.
Then I think, nah, maybe his predecessor was a Starbuck but this guy was a full on MAGA Ahab.
Senior Official Performing the Duties Federal Emergency Management Agency Adminstrator David Richardson has resigned, possibly having completed his mission to crash FEMA deep into the ground.
This summer left memories of how his tenure started, and I made one more to show how it's going.
This summer left memories of how his tenure started, and I made one more to show how it's going.
November 18, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Senior Official Performing the Duties Federal Emergency Management Agency Adminstrator David Richardson has resigned, possibly having completed his mission to crash FEMA deep into the ground.
This summer left memories of how his tenure started, and I made one more to show how it's going.
This summer left memories of how his tenure started, and I made one more to show how it's going.
Hmmm. Sensing a conflict as we build this out.
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Hmmm. Sensing a conflict as we build this out.
How it started. Where it went. Star Wars version.
November 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
How it started. Where it went. Star Wars version.
Saturn 3? Hardware? Split Second? Screamers? The Black Hole?
I think yes.
I think yes.
November 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Saturn 3? Hardware? Split Second? Screamers? The Black Hole?
I think yes.
I think yes.
It's been a minute since I've had a really good Moby Dick post speaking to a subsequent post in uncanny proximity of my feed. This is just off my phone, and adjacent enough to scratch that itch.
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It's been a minute since I've had a really good Moby Dick post speaking to a subsequent post in uncanny proximity of my feed. This is just off my phone, and adjacent enough to scratch that itch.