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Midnight Platypus
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Getting my M.Div in Food Science, thesis on the "Transubstantiation of Mountain Dew and Higher Orders of Caffeine Chain of Being." Will cop to knowing cop stuff. Better to be remembered as a sharp lover of sandwiches than a slick merchant of hate.
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December 16, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Almost grabbed a 12 pack of Coca-Cola Holiday Creamy Vanilla, but went for a single bottle of Mountain Dew Baja Blast Tropical Lime rather than buy a 12 pack of unknown.

Someday I'll find Mountain Dew holiday Fruitquake again, that was a good one.
December 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Just imagine Fives' video essays on CloneTube toward the end. We just weren't listening.

Don't know whether Krell was a Tuber though, more a dark web forum/info exchange type, and how his "conclusions" played out influenced the Jedi Council to lobby for the repeal of the Republic's Section 230.
December 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Whether finely calibrated or just adhering to calibri,
December 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The Travis Bickle Mandela Effect. How could he _not_ be talking to me?
December 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Waiting for Ezra Klein and Thomas Chatterton Williams to write some really weird shit evoking the "I'll have what she's having" scene from When Harry Met Sally to claim Trump was eulogizing the right way and that Trump's unhinged comments were a symptom of a pathological Left that scares them.
December 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I mean, fuck, man.
December 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Loved it. The only thing the film left me wanting was for Rian Johnson to get the Pokerface itch back and do a spinoff show featuring Jeffrey Wright's bishop or cardinal solving institutional and parochial problems with off the cuff reassignments within his diocese. Small role but dang he brought it
December 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Stupid Lio Pardagaz-azz refresh. I just got back into it, and was even enjoying the Snow 12 Days base variant, now I feel I'm in a card trader app version of someone trying to immitate a Shane Black Christmas movie that just doesn't work.
December 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
You're Stewie Wil Wheatoning this, but I'm also team Mass so may have conflicting commitments preventing good faith impartiality.
youtu.be/2Nae9L4EdRs?...
Wil Wheaton
YouTube video by Paul Debich
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December 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I don't know if @radiofreetom uses his influence on your media consumption responsibly or is not meeting the potential. Like, he could have gone on a rant about Adrian Paul, leading you to check out Highlander: the Series, before really pulling you into the rabbit hole of War of the Worlds, season 2
December 14, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Cobra totally uses emulsions of the primordial soup of DNA to create synthoids and even Serpentor.

Relatedly, re: such soup, Cobra-La is responsible for so many human foodways, Gung-ho is going to really lose it when he finds out where gumbo really came from.
December 14, 2025 at 7:30 AM