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Bruce Moffatt
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Bank janitor in Saddleworth, South Australia
Anybody know what the deal is with Chihuahuas? I'm feeding this one for a friend while he is away. He (the pup) is possessed by violent evil spirits. He got out of the yard and it took three of us to get him back home. Two of us are nursing bite wounds. Now he's all like nothing happened.
July 16, 2025 at 7:48 AM
We made a big mistake in 1983, my wife and I. We went to Moscva as a stopover on a flight from London to Sydney. People told us not to go, but for a week how bad could it be?

It's difficult to describe exactly how bad it was and what made it so. It's going to be that bad in the same way in the USA.
June 14, 2025 at 8:05 AM
This is Vulcan at approximately 15 months old. He is XXXL size for a cat, and has the genetic material from his wild father to be a ruthless killer. His upbringing has molded him into a semi-liquid partly visible shadow lurker. He loves pats, cuddles and tickles, and slashing flesh with his claws.
June 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Who did this? I love you!
May 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I got two new hens today. They are Lavender Sussex, close to laying their first eggs. These hens are very tame and seem to enjoy a cuddle. They are joining our mixed-breed flock and will hopefully help keep the fruit orchard clean.
May 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I was given this cap quite sometime ago by a friend. Does anyone recognise the style and can shed some information about its ethnicity and perhaps its significance if any in a religious sense?
May 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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🤗
May 5, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Bear, Buster and Vulcan. It's a cool autumnal night in country South Australia. There is hardly a sound. Just the constant muted hiss in my brain of the constant collisions of anxietrons that course through my bulging blood vessels.
May 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
A propos of nothing the frogs are pretty much boiled now.
April 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Buster and Vulcan. Two of four kittens found in a flower pot along with their mother Athena. Now 15 months old.
April 30, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Canada's vote is inspiring. Australia is next weekend. Please keep us Aussies in your thoughts as we go through the last few days of pre-election madness. Hoping for a big win for Albo and the Labor Party to be returned.
April 29, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Truth.
April 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If Old Pumpkinhead's job is to crash the global economy - apart from Russia's, tear apart longstanding western alliances, tear the global focus away from Russia's violent expansionist efforts in the old USSR countries, then you have to admit he is doing a fantastic job.

Pity that's not his job.
April 9, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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Can we stop calling these atrocities "deportations." These people sold to El Salvadorian prisons were not deported. Deportation is a process that did not take place. They were rounded up and removed with no process. They were kidnapped, not deported.
April 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The Heard Island and MacDonald Islands, and Norfolk Island inclusion on the tariff list is not a mistake.

Both are territories of Australia. By treating them as separate countries the USA is softening us all up for their assimilation into the USA as external territories.

Start the timer clock.
April 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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April 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I was wrong when I used the analogy of "The Man Who Would Be King" as foreshadowing Pumpkinhead's likely swift demise. I unwisely compared the ability of the US electorate to detect a huckster against that of a group of uneducated savages.
April 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Already they are admitting to deaths in the concentration camps. Just a small number to start with. Just a softening up.

Scream it in their faces.
"We will hold you to account. You will not walk away from these atrocities."
April 3, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Stable genius? The only thing old Pumpkinhead has in common with stable is they're both full of horse shit.
April 3, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I'm waiting for someone (Beuler? Anyone?) to explain to me the brainfart that resulted in the tiny dot called Norfolk Island being listed in Pumpkinhead's tariffs document.

Norfolk Island isn't even a country. It's 2000 people living on a tiny island. It's part of Australia. A tiny part.
April 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
It was destiny. She was his little Melonia and he was her grotesque Pumpkinhead.
March 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I'm sick of him. Every part of him. I can't even use his name without feeling ill. From now on I will only refer to him as Pumpkinhead.
March 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Anxiety:

Living in a small rural town in South Australia, watching the collapse of the USA and the massively violent conflict in eastern Europe.

Foreseeing the future dominance of China.

Not having any way to make any meaningful contribution to intervene.

SSRI drugs are insufficient.
March 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM