Not me actually waking tf up this morning bc my man sent me a FINE ass picture of himself, I’m so cooked

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Stopped folding my underwear; I am free.

I havent been this sick in a second, it feels like I have a bunch of baby bees with butter knives doing saber dances under my skin

Whenever I get uncontrollably sad, I go down my contacts list and count the number of people who may miss me if I died. Maybe those who would cry at my funeral. If the number goes above 10, I tell myself it’s still worth being around. Can’t be a nuisance to 10+ people, you know.

Just screaming into the void with the mete intention of externalizing my consciousness to say that I’m currently insanely depressed and my body never feels like mine but all this must stay inside because my friends are all suffering and I must stay alive for them

If you can't handle me at my "look at this Dark Souls meme", you don't deserve me at my "no seriously though look at this Dark Souls meme"

Whenever I consider having a meet and greet with the creator my train of thought ultimately concludes that it’s just too much of a logistical nightmare to tie all the loose strings that I’d like to tie & makes me chuckle that inconvenience is what makes me say nah

Everyone wish Kindest Mr. Latte a happy birthday 🎉🎂 He is ✨10✨ today

It’ll never not be funny watching the air purifier next to my auto cat litter fiercely chimp out immediately after my cat takes a dump

Love whales. One mammal was just like, "I've seen enough, time to go back in the water" and honestly? I would too, given the option