go fuck some shit up just for the lulz

Security pro tip: if you find a USB key on the ground somewhere, DO NOT plug it in to your home computer.

Take it to the office and plug it in there. They have way better software that will mitigate any threats.

is it working-class-coded for me to only have 5 billion dollars?

taking estrogen is cool and you should try it

"Boy, it sure would be great for people to stop mistaking me for that congressman!" **monkey's paw finger curls**

"If what you want is a centrist campaign that's quiet on trans issues, tough on the border, distances itself from Palestinians, talks a lot about law and order, and reaches out to moderate Republicans, that candidate existed and she just lost."

— John Oliver on Dems moving right/left

I don't care if she transitions, we still hate her

i dont hate cis ppl. i just think it would be cool if they were marginally less genocidal.

dance with the devil you know, or go home🌹

Drove out to some dark skies to see the Perseids meteor shower Sunday night and the sky delivered an extra surprise 😍