Miguel Parreño
@miguelaparreno.bsky.social
Midwestern, Solo Latino Feature writer and TV co-writer.
I know Aftyn Behn probably loses tomorrow and by a lot. But Man... I want to believe.
December 2, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I know Aftyn Behn probably loses tomorrow and by a lot. But Man... I want to believe.
Applying for Jobs is literally one of the worst activities to engage in in the modern era. Just absolute clown shit.
December 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Applying for Jobs is literally one of the worst activities to engage in in the modern era. Just absolute clown shit.
The Chicago Bears are the Number 1 seed in the NFC 🤣
November 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The Chicago Bears are the Number 1 seed in the NFC 🤣
Well that’s one way to stop the Tush Push
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Well that’s one way to stop the Tush Push
Remember the days when big name actors wouldn’t be caught dead in a commercial and it was a sign of their fall from grace if they were?
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Remember the days when big name actors wouldn’t be caught dead in a commercial and it was a sign of their fall from grace if they were?
So Nick Offerman is definitely getting an Emmy this year right?
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
So Nick Offerman is definitely getting an Emmy this year right?
If we play our cards right we might be able to get Universal Healthcare out of this nightmare.
I hope Zohran Mamdani dropped a hint; "You know Mr. President, you can turn your poll ratings around by getting Republicans to vote with Democrats for Medicare-for-All. "
November 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
If we play our cards right we might be able to get Universal Healthcare out of this nightmare.
I was 17 when I wrote my Resident Evil Adaptation. I still go back to it from time to time applying what I've learned as a writer over the years and was even a Stunt List selection in 2023.
This ought to be fun, #Scriptsky! What the very first script wrote or home movie you made?
In 5th grade, my sister & I made a horror movie called "The Bloody Sock" about a hole in the ground that ate people.
My mom was not pleased that we used all the food coloring & dug a hole in the yard! 🧦
In 5th grade, my sister & I made a horror movie called "The Bloody Sock" about a hole in the ground that ate people.
My mom was not pleased that we used all the food coloring & dug a hole in the yard! 🧦
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I was 17 when I wrote my Resident Evil Adaptation. I still go back to it from time to time applying what I've learned as a writer over the years and was even a Stunt List selection in 2023.
Hear me out: He starts out on top of a dam and says… I’ve been here before… shrugs it off and jumps.
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Hear me out: He starts out on top of a dam and says… I’ve been here before… shrugs it off and jumps.
Imagine letting someone as stupid as Mike Johnson dragging your asses to the cleaners.
Q: Will you assure House Democrats they'll get a vote on ACA subsidies by a date certain?
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Imagine letting someone as stupid as Mike Johnson dragging your asses to the cleaners.
Easier to just assume they’re all complicit and vote them all out.
I'd like for someone in the dem caucus to tell us which senators were real no votes and which ones voted no because they were allowed to.
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Easier to just assume they’re all complicit and vote them all out.
Primary everyone over 60
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Primary everyone over 60
Burn the whole useless party to the ground.
Dems who voted with GOP on ending shutdown:
DURBIN
SHAHEEN
HASSAN
FETTERMAN
ROSEN
CORTEZ MASTO
KAINE
And KING (I)
On track for 60-40 vote
DURBIN
SHAHEEN
HASSAN
FETTERMAN
ROSEN
CORTEZ MASTO
KAINE
And KING (I)
On track for 60-40 vote
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Burn the whole useless party to the ground.
“Hey fam, we caved but we really need another $5 so we can cave to Trump better and more fecklessly next time!”
Can't wait for tomorrow's fundraising email from the Democratic Party.
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“Hey fam, we caved but we really need another $5 so we can cave to Trump better and more fecklessly next time!”
@kaine.senate.gov you’re Charlie Brown.
a cartoon of charlie brown running in a field with the words " are you ready for some football " above him
ALT: a cartoon of charlie brown running in a field with the words " are you ready for some football " above him
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
@kaine.senate.gov you’re Charlie Brown.
My Eat The Rich script takes place in 2035 when Elon is set to become the world’s first Trillionaire and brings up his billionaire frienemies up to his space station to celebrate and end up getting stranded.
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 AM
My Eat The Rich script takes place in 2035 when Elon is set to become the world’s first Trillionaire and brings up his billionaire frienemies up to his space station to celebrate and end up getting stranded.
Reposted by Miguel Parreño
I started a trend!
November 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I started a trend!
He died as he lived. Devoted to hating Muslims that he couldn’t bear to live long enough to see one elected Mayor of NYC.
November 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
He died as he lived. Devoted to hating Muslims that he couldn’t bear to live long enough to see one elected Mayor of NYC.
This was my High School not even a block away from where I grew up. Fuck ICE.
abc7chicago.com/post/chase-i...
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Chase involving feds results in crashes, ends in arrests at Gurnee high school campus: police
A car chase involving federal agents ended in arrests at a north suburban high school Thursday morning, Gurnee police said.
abc7chicago.com
October 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This was my High School not even a block away from where I grew up. Fuck ICE.
abc7chicago.com/post/chase-i...
abc7chicago.com/post/chase-i...
We’re one step closer to making this a reality. Fun things incoming!
October 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
We’re one step closer to making this a reality. Fun things incoming!
Cuomo’s desperation to cling to power is the top reason why he needs to be repudiated in this election.
So here's Andrew Cuomo reacting to Maria Bartiromo wondering if Mamdani will "change the look of New York" and have Muslim women "completely covered up," telling her that Mamdani "doesn't understand New York culture" because he has "dual citizenship" and "he's a citizen of Uganda."
October 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Cuomo’s desperation to cling to power is the top reason why he needs to be repudiated in this election.
Bedard with the hat trick!
October 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Bedard with the hat trick!