Horse Girl Mikaeus
@mikaeushorsebutt.bsky.social
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your reality warping friend is playing out their pokemon mystery dungeon fantasy as the main character
and now you’re learning the hard way that going off script and asking them to turn everything back is a surefire way to get demoted into a weaker + more embarrassing pokemon
and now you’re learning the hard way that going off script and asking them to turn everything back is a surefire way to get demoted into a weaker + more embarrassing pokemon
February 14, 2026 at 5:12 AM
your reality warping friend is playing out their pokemon mystery dungeon fantasy as the main character
and now you’re learning the hard way that going off script and asking them to turn everything back is a surefire way to get demoted into a weaker + more embarrassing pokemon
and now you’re learning the hard way that going off script and asking them to turn everything back is a surefire way to get demoted into a weaker + more embarrassing pokemon
I made my friend spend a day as his horse's donut, but then his girlfriend said she liked him better back there.
I sold her the horse, only to find out that they broke up a week earlier! As the horse's owner, though, she had filed non-alteration paperwork and boarded him out-of-state.
I sold her the horse, only to find out that they broke up a week earlier! As the horse's owner, though, she had filed non-alteration paperwork and boarded him out-of-state.
February 12, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I made my friend spend a day as his horse's donut, but then his girlfriend said she liked him better back there.
I sold her the horse, only to find out that they broke up a week earlier! As the horse's owner, though, she had filed non-alteration paperwork and boarded him out-of-state.
I sold her the horse, only to find out that they broke up a week earlier! As the horse's owner, though, she had filed non-alteration paperwork and boarded him out-of-state.
Losing a bet, spending a night as your roommate's white-tailed butt, and hearing the Grindr notification sound.
February 12, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Losing a bet, spending a night as your roommate's white-tailed butt, and hearing the Grindr notification sound.
Turning an entire furry convention into mice, then releasing 28 housecats into the hotel.
February 12, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Turning an entire furry convention into mice, then releasing 28 housecats into the hotel.
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Getting flattened, wrapped around an angry wolf, tied shut, and hung from a tree.
February 7, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Getting flattened, wrapped around an angry wolf, tied shut, and hung from a tree.
Accidentally giving your dog authority over your ref sheet, and waking up as a scrap of rawhide.
February 7, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Accidentally giving your dog authority over your ref sheet, and waking up as a scrap of rawhide.
Switching bodies with a feral donkey before realizing you forgot to disable the app.
The now-dragon canceling the reset timer, grabbing a carrot from your fridge, and flopping onto the couch.
The now-dragon canceling the reset timer, grabbing a carrot from your fridge, and flopping onto the couch.
February 5, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Switching bodies with a feral donkey before realizing you forgot to disable the app.
The now-dragon canceling the reset timer, grabbing a carrot from your fridge, and flopping onto the couch.
The now-dragon canceling the reset timer, grabbing a carrot from your fridge, and flopping onto the couch.
The transformation app still being in beta, it was going to have some issues. Apparently, the default form of a miniature toilet did not register as "fox," which it had been before spending a week at the bottom of a fish tank, but as a *regular* toilet, somewhere in the 5-story apartment building.
February 2, 2026 at 5:07 AM
The transformation app still being in beta, it was going to have some issues. Apparently, the default form of a miniature toilet did not register as "fox," which it had been before spending a week at the bottom of a fish tank, but as a *regular* toilet, somewhere in the 5-story apartment building.
Turning your friend into a genie and making him live in a doberman's butt until you need some wishes.
February 2, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Turning your friend into a genie and making him live in a doberman's butt until you need some wishes.
Hitting on a cute deer, and screwing it up so badly that she turns you into a squirrel and drops you in her purse.
February 2, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Hitting on a cute deer, and screwing it up so badly that she turns you into a squirrel and drops you in her purse.
You didn't need to actually use the certification, so you thought you could get away with crashing the equine studies deep-dive to save a dollar or two. Nobody really noticed that you never signed up, but the problem is nobody noticed you were *there*, either. ↓
January 31, 2026 at 2:07 AM
You didn't need to actually use the certification, so you thought you could get away with crashing the equine studies deep-dive to save a dollar or two. Nobody really noticed that you never signed up, but the problem is nobody noticed you were *there*, either. ↓
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//hypnosis
finding an old outdated weird puzzle game with TF mechanics, only to be hypnotized by the text to TF into whatever thing irl
finding an old outdated weird puzzle game with TF mechanics, only to be hypnotized by the text to TF into whatever thing irl
January 30, 2026 at 5:10 AM
//hypnosis
finding an old outdated weird puzzle game with TF mechanics, only to be hypnotized by the text to TF into whatever thing irl
finding an old outdated weird puzzle game with TF mechanics, only to be hypnotized by the text to TF into whatever thing irl
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Molding a rude panther into a whimpering tennis ball before throwing them into a dog park.
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Molding a rude panther into a whimpering tennis ball before throwing them into a dog park.
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That moment when you give in to being a drone and get hit with that strong Drone-euphoria
It's over, totally and permanently, and that's okay. No more thinking, no more worries, that's all behind you now. You can just be happy, and enjoy obeying like a good drone should, forever <3
It's over, totally and permanently, and that's okay. No more thinking, no more worries, that's all behind you now. You can just be happy, and enjoy obeying like a good drone should, forever <3
January 30, 2026 at 6:26 AM
That moment when you give in to being a drone and get hit with that strong Drone-euphoria
It's over, totally and permanently, and that's okay. No more thinking, no more worries, that's all behind you now. You can just be happy, and enjoy obeying like a good drone should, forever <3
It's over, totally and permanently, and that's okay. No more thinking, no more worries, that's all behind you now. You can just be happy, and enjoy obeying like a good drone should, forever <3
My older sister used to be into bureaumancy, and apparently I signed some terms by going in her room five years ago.
Anyway, I've been our cat's tiny butthole since she visited for Thanksgiving. Once utilized, her authority was supposed to wear off after a day or two, but Mittens sleeps on her bed.
Anyway, I've been our cat's tiny butthole since she visited for Thanksgiving. Once utilized, her authority was supposed to wear off after a day or two, but Mittens sleeps on her bed.
January 30, 2026 at 11:28 PM
My older sister used to be into bureaumancy, and apparently I signed some terms by going in her room five years ago.
Anyway, I've been our cat's tiny butthole since she visited for Thanksgiving. Once utilized, her authority was supposed to wear off after a day or two, but Mittens sleeps on her bed.
Anyway, I've been our cat's tiny butthole since she visited for Thanksgiving. Once utilized, her authority was supposed to wear off after a day or two, but Mittens sleeps on her bed.
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Getting swallowed by a Yoshi right before someone edits him to have a monobutt.
January 30, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Getting swallowed by a Yoshi right before someone edits him to have a monobutt.
Hazing rituals are a great passtime in Cappa Phi Omega, so much so that they start before someone has even been accepted in. There's a cupboard full of fleshlights and buttplugs whose background checks never came through, and enough jarred-up furs in the pantry to fill a museum.
January 30, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Hazing rituals are a great passtime in Cappa Phi Omega, so much so that they start before someone has even been accepted in. There's a cupboard full of fleshlights and buttplugs whose background checks never came through, and enough jarred-up furs in the pantry to fill a museum.
Be careful when subletting an apartment! Some contracts can allow your roomie to auction off your residential address, and farmers will pay quite a lot to get their cows permapregnant.
January 29, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Be careful when subletting an apartment! Some contracts can allow your roomie to auction off your residential address, and farmers will pay quite a lot to get their cows permapregnant.
Turning you into a rat and dropping you down a manhole.
January 29, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Turning you into a rat and dropping you down a manhole.
Ending a blind date transformed into a ferret and tossed into a bush.
January 29, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Ending a blind date transformed into a ferret and tossed into a bush.
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Having "the talk" with your girlfriend, begging her to let you stay, and ending up as her Pomeranian.
She said she'd only let you stay for three weeks, and that's what she does. After 21 days on a humiliating pink leash, she finally keeps her promise and donates you to a kennel.
She said she'd only let you stay for three weeks, and that's what she does. After 21 days on a humiliating pink leash, she finally keeps her promise and donates you to a kennel.
January 27, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Having "the talk" with your girlfriend, begging her to let you stay, and ending up as her Pomeranian.
She said she'd only let you stay for three weeks, and that's what she does. After 21 days on a humiliating pink leash, she finally keeps her promise and donates you to a kennel.
She said she'd only let you stay for three weeks, and that's what she does. After 21 days on a humiliating pink leash, she finally keeps her promise and donates you to a kennel.
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At the end of her Halloween adventure, Katlyn was able to *choose* to be a centaur for the rest of her life. She did so, completely forgetting the boyfriend in the back half of her former costume.
January 27, 2026 at 1:29 PM
At the end of her Halloween adventure, Katlyn was able to *choose* to be a centaur for the rest of her life. She did so, completely forgetting the boyfriend in the back half of her former costume.
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You get transformed into a fleshlight, but every time someone cums in you, you get a little bit smaller.
After years of use, you're barely more than a condom. You stay the same size now, ostensibly, but each use stretches you out a *teeny* bit more.
After years of use, you're barely more than a condom. You stay the same size now, ostensibly, but each use stretches you out a *teeny* bit more.
January 26, 2026 at 2:11 AM
You get transformed into a fleshlight, but every time someone cums in you, you get a little bit smaller.
After years of use, you're barely more than a condom. You stay the same size now, ostensibly, but each use stretches you out a *teeny* bit more.
After years of use, you're barely more than a condom. You stay the same size now, ostensibly, but each use stretches you out a *teeny* bit more.
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You, the savior of the kingdom. Me, a blushing horsebutt from a tf gag in episode 6.
January 26, 2026 at 2:03 AM
You, the savior of the kingdom. Me, a blushing horsebutt from a tf gag in episode 6.
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Do not show anyone your ref sheet until the third date! An elephant girl I was with decided it was missing a few things. (1/2)
January 23, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Do not show anyone your ref sheet until the third date! An elephant girl I was with decided it was missing a few things. (1/2)