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Mike Holm
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Writer, reader, coder, slacker. Vegan. Sports card enthusiast. Check out my awesome web site PYTChecklists.com
People told me if I voted for Kamala, we'd have a president who was too emotional to lead the nation, and they were right.
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.

“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Somebody wake up Mike Johnson and tell him about what just happened in Venezuela. He seems to miss news like this.
January 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
You see, we had to invade a country because they weren’t exploiting their natural resources in a way we approve.
January 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I wonder what it’s like to have bad people who should’t be leading.
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Tr*mp struggling not to fall asleep.
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Ald-er-ra-a-an, Alderaan got blown a way-ay.

If Flock of Seagulls were Star Wars nerds.
December 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
2000-ish I went with a friend to meet her friend Cynthia Plastercaster at her home so I could install Quark XPress on her laptop so she could start writing her memoir.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
How I'm strolling into 2026
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
How I'm walking out of 2025
December 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Reposted by Mike Holm
Gingerbread 2025 Dumpster 🔥
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The Lions were giving footballs for Christmas, apparently.
December 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
We all laughed at idiot Tr*mp receiving the ridiculous Fifa Peace Prize, but there may have been a lot more to it than just ego-baby getting a pacifier. youtube.com/shorts/jq48e...
Trump stops prosecuting corruption in soccer after FIFA gives him a prize
YouTube video by Lawyer Oyer
youtube.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
December 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The funny thing about Tr*mp's surprise $1776 "warrior dividend" to active-duty troops is it was money already appropriated by Congress for housing subsidies in the Big Bonehead Bill. Tr*mp just pushed it early and called it a bonus to make himself look good. federalnewsnetwork.com/pay-benefits...
Trump’s ‘Warrior Dividend’ for troops is housing money approved by Congress
Trump suggested during his speech on Wednesday that the bonuses would be funded by excess tariff revenues.
federalnewsnetwork.com
December 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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🚨 BREAKING: I obtained the letter the DOJ sent to Congress about today's Epstein files release. NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE! The law requires 5 exceptions. They're using 8. Here's what they're hiding and why it matters.
December 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Just spitballing, but maybe between now and the 2028 election, Democrats should come up with a plan to materially improve the lives of rural Americans, and a plan for delivering that message to them. Trump has fumbled, Dems. Pick up the ball and go!
December 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Take a trip back to 1983 and relive the commercials, and the pop hits. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcb8...
Friday Night Videos Hall of Fame! with original commercials | 1983
YouTube video by Mone Media
www.youtube.com
December 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The Christmas spirit just oozes out. youtu.be/a1v7HakNz4E?...
Tom Waits - "Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis" (Live at Austin City Limits, 1978)
YouTube video by Tom Waits
youtu.be
December 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Sure, but just consider how many thousands of Americans would have been killed by the oil in that tanker.
December 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Under Tr*mp, 'do you support the president?' is a gotcha question.
STEPHANOPOULOS: Do you support the pardon of the former Honduran president?

SCHMITT: I'm not familiar w/ the facts or circumstances

S: What do you mean you're not familiar? It's been front page news

SCHMITT: You spew Democrat talking points every single week, which is why your ratings are so bad
December 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
McCormick: I think the message is to lie our asses off and hope people believe us.
BARTIROMO: What are you expecting the president's economic message to be?

SEN. McCORMICK: I think the message is that we inherited a trainwreck from the Biden administration and we made a lot of progress
December 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Pretty excited to see who wins the SECOND annual FIFA Peace Prize, which I'm certain will be a thing.
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Don Jr. and Eric kicking themselves for not giving Tr*mp a peace prize.
December 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
So Tom Cotton basically saw what he wanted to see in that second strike video. Or he’s lying.

Also, if two people are able to flip over a boat full of drugs, as he claimed they were trying, how small was that boat?
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM