Got introduced to them by a couple of the older lads when I left basic training and went to my first proper unit. Some cracking block parties soundtracked by Sweaty Betty and Buenos Aries 😂

Cleaned my teeth, put on my best clobber,
Tonight's the night I'm gonna nob her.

Love the Macc Lads 🤣

Anything by Black Lace. Especially Music Man and Agadoo.

I love stew at the time of year. She's done cottage pie for her and the kids but I'm having the stew that's left from last night.

Stew and crusty bread.

I had loads when I read it but I'm not sure how strict they are on here yet 😂

I know 🤣 I'm taking no chances after the last one though. I got picked up for not having an evacuation plan for the elderly, disabled or children. It's a warehouse, we don't have any elderly or children on site and this job would be impossible for someone who's disabled. H&S is truly mental.

Yep. I hate doing H&S stuff at the best of times but COSHH is proper put a rope up stuff.

Road salt, I keep it in for the front of my depot in case it gets icy. There's a dead exciting data sheet for it 🤣

I'll be doing that soon I reckon. The majority of people I follow there are moving here so it won't be long until it's time.

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I haven't seen a single Temu advert or naked pensioner yet. It's nice.

Going to be a lot of people caught out because they've got used to feeling safe on Twitter 🤣