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Michael Allen
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Every few weeks my therapist and I have what I call “A Sony Spider-Man Session” because there’s nothing new to say but it’s best to keep the franchise alive
November 27, 2024 at 12:52 AM
One of these days I’m gonna poop myself when I’m on a run. It’s gonna happen…but not today sir. Not today!
November 20, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Hot take - I believe that people who believe in Tarot Cards, astrology, or anything with a “magical” vibe to it are stupid and need to live in the real world.

Now if you excuse me,
I’m gonna go heal my inner child with some crystals I purchased off of eBay.
October 2, 2023 at 5:45 PM
Watching Dreamgirls for the first time. Eddie Murphy is so so good in this.
October 2, 2023 at 1:50 AM
Deleted Twitter so…..bluesky better pick up some steam.
October 1, 2023 at 12:12 AM
Just got out of Saw X: Jigsaw Takes Mexico. Fun film.
September 30, 2023 at 2:47 AM
Going on a walk when a little stoned is pretty great.
September 22, 2023 at 11:40 PM
The Yellowjackets theme goes so hard.
September 22, 2023 at 12:39 AM
Also I Watched Blade 2 this week. I don’t know if there’s been another human being on this planet that can drop an F bomb like Snipes can. His line “You obviously do not know who you are *fucking* with!” gets me so amped.
September 21, 2023 at 5:09 PM
As an ex performer, I still find it really hard to not just observe people when I’m at a public place. I promise I’m not staring at you for any weird reason, I just want to know how you interact with people, your objective in life, and how I might be able to utilize it in the future.
September 21, 2023 at 4:29 PM
I just learned that my 89 year old grandpa is getting circumcised this weekend. Never give up on your dreams.
September 20, 2023 at 11:58 PM
There are FOUR “Expendables” movies? Wow, the devil works hard.
September 20, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Blue skys smiling at me, nothing but blue skys do I see.
September 19, 2023 at 2:55 AM