Wow, aside from updating to more modern slang this is identical to social media comments today

Debate Night: Centrist Liberal Pundit vs Jerry the Knife-Wielding Maniac:

Jerry: “I’m going to stab you in the heart!”
CLP: “Now, Jerry said heart, but he actually pointed further down, closer to the femoral artery, making it difficult to discern his true intentions, so let’s not get carried away-

*another domino falls*
“Actually Reagan/Nixon/[other figure, law, or institution] pushed over the first domino decades ago so this isn’t any different from that”

“Welcome back Darth Haters, to Vadercast. This week’s guest is another rebel spy, tune in to see if we can torture the location of the rebel base out of them. I am altering this week’s sponsors, pray I do not alter them again.”

“No it’s fine, I just didn’t think it would be Japanese”

There’s an interpretation of the name that implies these men are both circumcised and uncircumcised, a paradix if you will

I know this isn’t what you meant but you could argue this was the entire premise of “The Good Place”

Wow, other media voices’ silence on this issue is telling.

Main issues with season 3 are:
- leans too hard into doing straight 1:1 copies/references to 80’s movies instead of the previous blending of influences
- very clearly wanting to go from ‘80’s horror/coming of age to 80’s action movies, when that doesn’t really make sense for this setting/characters

Then season 3 swerves so sharply into a goofy cartoon world it’s honestly jarring.

Dems when a candidate is a Republican in all but name:
“Vote blue no matter who!”
Dems when a candidate is even slightly to the left of them:
“Vote blue? No, matters who!”