Mike
@mikeiscreative.bsky.social
Comedy writer. Famous for getting bitten by a dog while walking into a meeting at work.
When the blood clot hits the brain mid-tweet...yes, this is real
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
When the blood clot hits the brain mid-tweet...yes, this is real
Scum can be allergic to mold!?
August 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Scum can be allergic to mold!?
"I'm so happy Trump is letting us be alpha males again. Also, I just peed myself on the way to go look at some trees because some kid rolled by on a loud bike."
August 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"I'm so happy Trump is letting us be alpha males again. Also, I just peed myself on the way to go look at some trees because some kid rolled by on a loud bike."
Everyone on the internet will think the umpire kid at the Cubs game is adorable...except the poor bastard sitting behind him
August 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Everyone on the internet will think the umpire kid at the Cubs game is adorable...except the poor bastard sitting behind him
Happy 21st birthday to Dave Matthews Band's 800 pounds of poop! You're officially old enough to drink now.
August 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Happy 21st birthday to Dave Matthews Band's 800 pounds of poop! You're officially old enough to drink now.
Another side benefit of not being a bigoted jackass is that you don't feel fear in places where you're already safe
July 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Another side benefit of not being a bigoted jackass is that you don't feel fear in places where you're already safe
When Paramount gives you FU money, you take it and immediately say, "FU." Thank you, Matt and Trey.
July 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
When Paramount gives you FU money, you take it and immediately say, "FU." Thank you, Matt and Trey.
Is this the same Paramount that was too broke to keep their #1 rated late night show on the air?
July 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Is this the same Paramount that was too broke to keep their #1 rated late night show on the air?
Jimmy Swaggart was a meme before there were memes
July 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Jimmy Swaggart was a meme before there were memes
When they ask New Jersey people to rat out the Newark Escape guys' location:
June 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
When they ask New Jersey people to rat out the Newark Escape guys' location:
Feel-good story to start your weekend. Obviously, we don't have to tell people from New Jersey to keep their mouths shut to the feds.
June 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Feel-good story to start your weekend. Obviously, we don't have to tell people from New Jersey to keep their mouths shut to the feds.
Disappointing that someone with a brown-skinned, Jewish son would be so hateful
June 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Disappointing that someone with a brown-skinned, Jewish son would be so hateful
Reasons I know Trump is full of shit about Los Angeles:
1. Honest people who live there have told me there are no violent protests
2. This is a picture I took of downtown Chicago the last time he claimed we were having violent protests.
1. Honest people who live there have told me there are no violent protests
2. This is a picture I took of downtown Chicago the last time he claimed we were having violent protests.
June 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Reasons I know Trump is full of shit about Los Angeles:
1. Honest people who live there have told me there are no violent protests
2. This is a picture I took of downtown Chicago the last time he claimed we were having violent protests.
1. Honest people who live there have told me there are no violent protests
2. This is a picture I took of downtown Chicago the last time he claimed we were having violent protests.
When the ketamine wears off and you look at how much money you've lost...
June 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
When the ketamine wears off and you look at how much money you've lost...
Yet another reason to watch more films at @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social and @davistheater.bsky.social
June 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Yet another reason to watch more films at @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social and @davistheater.bsky.social
Alien vs. Predator (2004)
June 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Alien vs. Predator (2004)
Starts playing Earth, Wind and Fire's "After the Love Has Gone"
June 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Starts playing Earth, Wind and Fire's "After the Love Has Gone"
Gotta feel a little sorry for her. Most women are told by their friends that they have terrible taste in men over mimosas at brunch, not by the whole world.
May 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Gotta feel a little sorry for her. Most women are told by their friends that they have terrible taste in men over mimosas at brunch, not by the whole world.
Good news, guys! Penguin shit!!!
May 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Good news, guys! Penguin shit!!!
Watching "Friendship" in the @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social tonight reminded me why it's so much more fun watching comedies in a theater with an audience than it will ever be on streaming. Highly recommended film and theater.
May 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Watching "Friendship" in the @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social tonight reminded me why it's so much more fun watching comedies in a theater with an audience than it will ever be on streaming. Highly recommended film and theater.
I mean, where else would a guy who looks like that be from?
May 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I mean, where else would a guy who looks like that be from?
