Mike
@mikeiscreative.bsky.social
Comedy writer. Famous for getting bitten by a dog while walking into a meeting at work.
Dude, just because you're the rare rich and famous guy in prison for the sex crimes he committed doesn't mean your lawyer sucked
Danny Masterson blames lawyer, anti-Scientology bias for his rape trial conviction
Danny Masterson's attorney is filing a Habeas petition claiming he had ineffective assistance of counsel during his sexual assault trial in 2023.
abcnews.go.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Dude, just because you're the rare rich and famous guy in prison for the sex crimes he committed doesn't mean your lawyer sucked
The worst part is that "quiet, piggy" is something his cellmate should be telling him right now
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The worst part is that "quiet, piggy" is something his cellmate should be telling him right now
Will he give his concession speech from Cancun?
Ted Cruz sets stage for 2028 run with Tucker Carlson jabs
Cruz is putting himself on a collision course with Vice President Vance, a Carlson ally widely seen as the 2028 GOP frontrunner.
www.axios.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Will he give his concession speech from Cancun?
So, the reason he left Chicago is because it's about to be winter!? I guess I shouldn't be surprised. A c-nt is a p-ssy too.
Border Patrol Commander Gregory Bovino leaves Chicago for North Carolina
Border Patrol Commander Gregory Bovino has left Chicago for Charlotte, North Carolina, after two months of controversial enhanced immigration operations.
www.cbsnews.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
So, the reason he left Chicago is because it's about to be winter!? I guess I shouldn't be surprised. A c-nt is a p-ssy too.
"Poker Face" was one of the best shows of the last few years. Disappointing (but not shocking) that Peacock cancelled it. Hopefully it finds a new home elsewhere.
‘Poker Face’ Canceled at Peacock, Rian Johnson Shops New Version With Peter Dinklage Taking Over for Natasha Lyonne as Charlie Cale
'Poker Face' has been canceled at Peacock after two seasons. Rian Johnson and Natasha Lyonne are shopping a new version starring Peter Dinklage.
variety.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
"Poker Face" was one of the best shows of the last few years. Disappointing (but not shocking) that Peacock cancelled it. Hopefully it finds a new home elsewhere.
Look, if you think making fun of Nazis' pecker size is childish, fine. But it is scientific fact.
Hitler's DNA reveals Nazi leader likely had syndrome that can affect genitals, researchers say
Researchers behind the "Hitler's DNA" documentary say the Nazi dictator likely had Kallmann Syndrome, which can cause undescended testicles and a micropenis.
www.cbsnews.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Look, if you think making fun of Nazis' pecker size is childish, fine. But it is scientific fact.
I sure as shit hope Hilary Clinton is laughing her ass off at all the email news
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I sure as shit hope Hilary Clinton is laughing her ass off at all the email news
On your way out, let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya
Gregory Bovino and Border Patrol agents plan to leave Chicago area, sources say
Some Border Patrol agents could soon leave the Chicago area, after taking a leading role in the Trump administration's controversial immigration operations in the nation's third-largest city, official...
www.cbsnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
On your way out, let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya
Zero sympathy for the agents, but also double-barreled middle fingers to whoever did this. Don't give Trump what he was itching for.
Shots fired at Border Patrol agents during immigration operation in Little Village, DHS says
Someone fired shots at CBP agents as they conducted an immigration enforcement operation on Chicago's Southwest Side on Saturday, DHS said.
abc7chicago.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Zero sympathy for the agents, but also double-barreled middle fingers to whoever did this. Don't give Trump what he was itching for.
FIFA, an organization so corrupt that there are multiple Wikipedia pages for all of its controversies, will be awarding a peace prize
FIFA head says 'you will see' at World Cup draw if Trump receives new peace prize
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington.
www.npr.org
November 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
FIFA, an organization so corrupt that there are multiple Wikipedia pages for all of its controversies, will be awarding a peace prize
Is there a GoFundMe to cover Sean Dunn's legal fees...or can people just send him $5 for another Subway footlong?
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Is there a GoFundMe to cover Sean Dunn's legal fees...or can people just send him $5 for another Subway footlong?
I don't know what's worse: that this jagoff lied or that he wasn't actually hit by a rock?
Federal Judge Says Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino Lied About Being Hit With a Rock Before Deploying Tear Gas in Chicago
U.S. District Court Judge Sara Ellis said Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino admitted to lying about whether a rock hit him before he used tear gas on Chicagoans in Little Village last month.
news.wttw.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I don't know what's worse: that this jagoff lied or that he wasn't actually hit by a rock?
Who would ever have thought Dick Cheney dying was just the appetizer?
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Who would ever have thought Dick Cheney dying was just the appetizer?
Before you celebrate too hard, remember that right now some poor bastard at Mar-a-lago just sighed heavily realizing he'll be up late into the night cleaning ketchup off the walls
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Before you celebrate too hard, remember that right now some poor bastard at Mar-a-lago just sighed heavily realizing he'll be up late into the night cleaning ketchup off the walls
OK sure, Dick Cheney endorsed Kamala Harris last year. But it's a little like Darth Vader dispatching Palpatine. A respectable act with death approaching. But he was still fucking Darth Vader.
November 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
OK sure, Dick Cheney endorsed Kamala Harris last year. But it's a little like Darth Vader dispatching Palpatine. A respectable act with death approaching. But he was still fucking Darth Vader.
Even in 2025, Dick Cheney can still find a scorching hot place where he's not greeted as a liberator
November 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Even in 2025, Dick Cheney can still find a scorching hot place where he's not greeted as a liberator
JD Vance could have found a less racist way of saying he doesn't want to live next door to his in-laws
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
JD Vance could have found a less racist way of saying he doesn't want to live next door to his in-laws
When the blood clot hits the brain mid-tweet...yes, this is real
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
When the blood clot hits the brain mid-tweet...yes, this is real
When you work in advertising, this is when you know the campaign worked
Trump says he's ending trade talks with Canada over TV ads
President Donald Trump says on social media that he is ending “all trade negotiations” with Canada because of recent television ads protesting U.S. tariffs, which he calles “egregious behavior” aimed ...
apnews.com
October 24, 2025 at 5:16 AM
When you work in advertising, this is when you know the campaign worked
Reposted by Mike
Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino personally participated in an ICE raid at a laundromat in the city. However, the owner locked the doors and refused entry, which halted the operation at the site.
Chicago
Chicago
October 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino personally participated in an ICE raid at a laundromat in the city. However, the owner locked the doors and refused entry, which halted the operation at the site.
Chicago
Chicago
Reposted by Mike
Tilly Norwood died a dinosaur stepped on her they are real in the AI world
October 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Tilly Norwood died a dinosaur stepped on her they are real in the AI world
Looks like Sinclair valued keeping ABC football coverage more than their fake Jimmy Kimmel - Charlie Kirk outrage
September 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Looks like Sinclair valued keeping ABC football coverage more than their fake Jimmy Kimmel - Charlie Kirk outrage
What a wonderful time to be alive when Trump wishes he was dead, and so do the American people
Trump tells a reporter who asks him about going to war with American cities to “be quiet” and “listen”
September 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
What a wonderful time to be alive when Trump wishes he was dead, and so do the American people
Listen to my Senator
Take off that Cavalry hat, you draft dodger.
You didn’t earn the right to wear it.
Stolen valor at its worst.
You didn’t earn the right to wear it.
Stolen valor at its worst.
September 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Listen to my Senator