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Mike “Zim” Zimmelman
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Comedian/Actor/New York Jets Writer and Editor for LWOS. NY.
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Patience is hard. While he was falling through the cracks, guys like Reggie Wayne knew it was a matter of "when", not "if" they'd shine.

Slowly but surely, Adonani Mitchell finally got to show his true potential yesterday. #JetUp #LWOS

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Jets Relishing Breakout Game From Young Wide Receiver
An afterthought with the Indianapolis Colts, New York Jets wide receiver Adonai Mitchell is showing flashes of great potential.
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Per league sources, OG Anunoby is listed as questionable for tomorrow’s game.

He’s missed the last two weeks and change with a hamstring injury.
December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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🚨Paramount Skydance in letter to David Zaslav: “It has become increasingly clear, through media reporting and otherwise, that WBD appears to have abandoned the semblance and reality of a fair transaction process.”
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Yeah, I'm not interested in Janice Soprano with an armbar Pure Rules graps in 2025.

Yuka Sakazaki or Billie Starkz, please save this tournament.
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December 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Interesting name to look out for on Day 2. #NFLDraft
Florida State DL Darrell Jackson Jr. to declare for 2026 NFL Draft, per Jordan Reid.
December 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Florida State DL Darrell Jackson Jr. to declare for 2026 NFL Draft, per Jordan Reid.
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My Edge Rusher rankings taking a massive U-Turn now that Quincy Rhodes is staying in Arkansas.

Although this is a big boost for LT Overton, Caleb Banks, and Matao Uiagalelei's chances of going top 20📈📈📈
December 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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There's something special about this time of year!
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
You got morons complaining about Samoa Joe's age on one side and people defending Hook in Main Event Angles in big 2025 on the other.

I'm suffocating in a whirlpool of annoyance and feel like Clark Griswald after getting a jelly of the month club membership.

EVERYONE FUCK OFF.
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December 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Might need Dame Dash to put in a boss call to stop these Taz Jr. shenanigans.

And by that I mean Hangman just drops that mfer Tyler with 5 buckshots before Christmas and just put the focus on Page vs. Hobbs instead.
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December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Thank god for Taquitos to the rescue, and I'm back on track, hoe.

I haven't done enough to praise his rookie season, but I think this new Armand Membou article will rectify that. #NFLSky #NYJets #JetsSky
December 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Top 10 wide receivers in Open Score this season.

THIS IS AN AD MITCHELL TWEET
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Full article on Adonai Mitchell's breakout game on Sunday up now on @lastwordonsports.bsky.social. #LWOS #NYJets #JetsSsky

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December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Also that line of Samoa Joe "selling out" by Eddie Kingston doesn't rhyme the same as it did with CM Punk 4 years ago. Eddie tried to remix his Punk promo from 4 years ago to Joe and it didn't worked.
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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I love Eddie Kingston, but he looks like he doesn't care enough even though he's in a World Title Match next week. And this has been his run since returning from injury so far. This isn't the same Eddie Kingston from the Inaugural Continental Classic until he fought Gabe Kidd.
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This writer's block has me in a vice grip right now.🙃🙃🙃
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December 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Hook will never be a thing who could possibly care
"You realize I'm the one that made that call, right?"

EXCLUSIVE: HOOK explains the true genius behind The Opps' grand strategy to get the AEW World Championship around the waist of Samoa Joe to Alicia Atout!
December 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Jon Moxley's grip over the Deat Riders gets weaker and weaker each passing day.

Tonight showed the true danger Claudio Castangoli is. What a brutal and awesome main event.
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
All announced for CMLL on 12/19

Speedball vs Dorada
Neon vs Knight
Claudio vs Ultimo Guerrero

GOD, I LOVE COLLABORATION. #CMLL #AEWDynamite
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Bryan Danielson watching two future world champions in Kevin Knight and Kyle Fletcher take an opportunity like this and running with it makes me so happy. #AEWDynamite
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Really nice move by Cincinnati. Good to see the Reds retain Pagan after a career high 32 saves last year.
From my teammate Mark Feinsand at MLB . com...

Emilio Pagan is headed back to the Reds on a two-year, $20 million deal, per source. The deal, which is pending physical, includes an opt-out after 2026.
December 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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From my teammate Mark Feinsand at MLB . com...

Emilio Pagan is headed back to the Reds on a two-year, $20 million deal, per source. The deal, which is pending physical, includes an opt-out after 2026.
December 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Swerve in a Davante Adams Rams jersey beats Nick Bosa in a 3 minute squash match.🔥
December 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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REJOICE!! SOMEONE HAS PUT THE VIDEO OF JESSE VENTURA SINGING WEREWOLVES OF MINNESOTA WITH WARREN ZEVON BACK UP ON YOUTUBE, HAPPY FIRST WEDNESDAY!!! (It starts at the 5-minute mark)
Warren Zevon In Governor Jesse Ventura's Inaugural Ball At The Target Center, Minneapolis, 1/16/1999
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December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Fork found in Kitchen. More at 11.
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM