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Mike Southworth
@mikepsouthworth.bsky.social
Husband, father, Evertonian.
Adopter of Greyhounds. Reader of books. Beater of prostate cancer
@evertonthegear.co.uk First outing for the new hat. Proper cosy.
I'm a bit worried I look like the Woolfinder? @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
@Hillsboroughparkrun done. No sign of the Woolfinder @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social
Wools on tour!
June 21, 2025 at 8:40 AM
One. Last. Time.
#EFC #UTFT
May 3, 2025 at 10:19 AM
So, I did a thing, and signed myself up for my first 10K. I'm hoping to raise a few quid for Prostate Cancer UK following my diagnosis and successful treatment last year. Any donations would be gratefully received, but at least get checked!

#prostatecancer #EFC

www.justgiving.com/fundraising/...
Mike's Running for Prostate Cancer UK
Help Michael Southworth raise money to support PROSTATE CANCER UK
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April 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
@brianwoolfinder.bsky.social
What do we reckon Brian? Gravy was about to be added, but I wanted you to see the purity of the pie and peas
April 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
@brianwoolfinder.bsky.social

Thought you might ap-pea-ciate this, Brian
Pea decimation. Ducks for my duck loving internet friends!
March 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
March 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Who brought this
Own up 🤣
February 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Didn't Dyche say goals are really hard to score?
#UTFT #EFC
February 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
What is this strange thing that is happening?
Why have I never seen this before?
What is this thing that I am feeling?

#UTFT #COYB
January 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Golf done.
Now, UTFT!
#EFC
January 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Reposted by Mike Southworth
We’re just innocent men
December 30, 2024 at 10:20 AM
January 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
January 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
First park run of 2025, my first since prostate cancer surgery last October. A bit slower than usual and had to stop for a comfort break. But happy to be back plodding round.
Just need an Everton win to top it off.

#prostatecancerUK #EFC
January 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Happy New Year, one and all (except kopites)
May 2025 bring you everything you need, and then some!

#UTFT #EFC
December 31, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Reposted by Mike Southworth
Interesting fact of the day 1 - 30th December 1893 – the only time an Everton player has scored 6 goals in a match – Jack Southworth achieving the feat in a 7-1 home win over West Brom (Source:evertonresults.com)
December 30, 2024 at 7:09 AM
When your farts smell so bad, you have to cover your own nose...
December 27, 2024 at 10:15 PM
December 26, 2024 at 10:17 AM
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Join us

#EFC
December 24, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Reposted by Mike Southworth
Every president should have a dog
December 23, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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It also makes it harder for them to ban books.
December 22, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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Trevor Steven wheels away to celebrate with Andy Gray after latching on to THAT Paul Bracewell pass and scoring for Everton in a 4-1 win over Sunderland at Goodison Park in April 1985 🔵⚽
December 16, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Reposted by Mike Southworth
THAT goal #EFC
Trevor Steven wheels away to celebrate with Andy Gray after latching on to THAT Paul Bracewell pass and scoring for Everton in a 4-1 win over Sunderland at Goodison Park in April 1985 🔵⚽
December 16, 2024 at 6:25 PM