Mike Revenaugh
@mikerevenaugh.bsky.social
Writer, Dogfather, Jellicle Human
April 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I just got back from Costa Rica and boy, do I have some BIRDS TO SHARE.
Like this orange-bellied trogon!
#birds @vicmmic.bsky.social
Like this orange-bellied trogon!
#birds @vicmmic.bsky.social
April 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I just got back from Costa Rica and boy, do I have some BIRDS TO SHARE.
Like this orange-bellied trogon!
#birds @vicmmic.bsky.social
Like this orange-bellied trogon!
#birds @vicmmic.bsky.social
I want a digital remaster of Paul Verhoeven's Robocop where the only changes are replacing OCP with Amazon, and adding a presidential seal to the "I'd buy that for a dollar" guy.
April 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I want a digital remaster of Paul Verhoeven's Robocop where the only changes are replacing OCP with Amazon, and adding a presidential seal to the "I'd buy that for a dollar" guy.
I respect dachshund owners for living the Cowboy Code: Get a long, little doggie.
April 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I respect dachshund owners for living the Cowboy Code: Get a long, little doggie.
Heading out of Kier for a restorative visitation of novel locales. #severance
March 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Heading out of Kier for a restorative visitation of novel locales. #severance
Funny how you claim to be “pro-life,” but I can see you have a trampoline in your yard.
March 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Funny how you claim to be “pro-life,” but I can see you have a trampoline in your yard.
Headin' into the club with a gym class parachute.
March 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Headin' into the club with a gym class parachute.
I can’t even afford my own borders and these doctors come looking for a handout? Get a job.
February 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I can’t even afford my own borders and these doctors come looking for a handout? Get a job.
Yes Boeing, please rush this job. As fast as you can. Don't let an inspector get near it. Chop chop.
February 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Yes Boeing, please rush this job. As fast as you can. Don't let an inspector get near it. Chop chop.
As a child I watched Knight Rider and thought it would be awesome to have a talking car. Now, my car texts me when its doors are unlocked and it fills me with rage.
January 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
As a child I watched Knight Rider and thought it would be awesome to have a talking car. Now, my car texts me when its doors are unlocked and it fills me with rage.
This bell ringer guy. He's cool, don't get me wrong. He's fine, I mean, but... he's not like, fully modo, you know?
January 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This bell ringer guy. He's cool, don't get me wrong. He's fine, I mean, but... he's not like, fully modo, you know?
Reposted by Mike Revenaugh
Me, out loud, to myself while sweeping crumbs up in the kitchen of my AirBnB before the next guests arrive: More like everyWHERE bagels, amiright?
January 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Me, out loud, to myself while sweeping crumbs up in the kitchen of my AirBnB before the next guests arrive: More like everyWHERE bagels, amiright?
Why yes, I suppose I am the Dopest Trick.
December 27, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Why yes, I suppose I am the Dopest Trick.
If you watch Die Hard backwards, it’s a movie about how a man’s job saving lives puts a strain on his marriage.
December 24, 2024 at 2:18 PM
If you watch Die Hard backwards, it’s a movie about how a man’s job saving lives puts a strain on his marriage.
I know that drinking raw milk can be dangerous, but as a raw cookie dough fiend, who am I to judge?
December 24, 2024 at 2:25 AM
I know that drinking raw milk can be dangerous, but as a raw cookie dough fiend, who am I to judge?
Reposted by Mike Revenaugh
It also makes it harder for them to ban books.
December 22, 2024 at 11:58 PM
It also makes it harder for them to ban books.
I’d like to wish everyone a happy and safe holiday season, except for anyone involved in the creation and/or distribution of the song ‘The Christmas Shoes.’
December 23, 2024 at 2:30 PM
I’d like to wish everyone a happy and safe holiday season, except for anyone involved in the creation and/or distribution of the song ‘The Christmas Shoes.’
This month, I’d like to wish a happy 21st birthday to the non-zero number of people who were conceived while their parents were listening to 50 Cent’s ‘In Da Club.’
December 12, 2024 at 3:23 PM
This month, I’d like to wish a happy 21st birthday to the non-zero number of people who were conceived while their parents were listening to 50 Cent’s ‘In Da Club.’
Me on the 6 train with a suitcase: “Oh, I’m not a tourist, I just don’t live here.”
December 8, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Me on the 6 train with a suitcase: “Oh, I’m not a tourist, I just don’t live here.”
DragonBall Z takes 30 episodes to tell a story that Popeye wraps up in six minutes.
December 7, 2024 at 3:33 PM
DragonBall Z takes 30 episodes to tell a story that Popeye wraps up in six minutes.
The Ultimate Challenge: an Escape Room designed by the people who make online insurance claim forms.
December 5, 2024 at 3:47 PM
The Ultimate Challenge: an Escape Room designed by the people who make online insurance claim forms.
Thank you for your feedback, but I prefer to think of them as the ‘suggestions’ of God and man.
November 30, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Thank you for your feedback, but I prefer to think of them as the ‘suggestions’ of God and man.
Karaoke PSA: your level of intoxication does not correlate with your ability to hit the notes at the end of ‘Defying Gravity’
November 29, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Karaoke PSA: your level of intoxication does not correlate with your ability to hit the notes at the end of ‘Defying Gravity’