Rufus's Person
mikesapoz.bsky.social
Rufus's Person
@mikesapoz.bsky.social
Dad, lawyer for the good guys, and person for the world's silliest greyhound. In the prisoner's dilemma, I always choose cooperation.
I have a snakey nightmare
A one-one for one black
And when my snakey mutates
Your little guy gets whacked

Oh, Zagoth, Zagoth, Zagoth
The Mamba who can’t fail
Play him with Pouncing Shoreshark
And then your foes will wail

#mtg

cards.scryfall.io/large/front/...
December 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I have a cycling triome
A land card without a flaw
With a color combination
That lets me kill and ramp and draw

Oh, Zagoth, Zagoth, Zagoth
It’s blue and black and green
The Sultai-est of fixing
That you have ever seen

cards.scryfall.io/large/front/...
December 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The Definitive Guaraldi is my favorite chill dinner with friends music. It’s just good jazz, no big deal, and then about halfway through everyone turns their heads all at once and goes “wait, is that?…”

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Have any of you ever played this card?

I've never had to...

cards.scryfall.io/large/front/...
December 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Whoa...
November 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Memento mori
November 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
November 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Enchanted Clam.
October 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I love mine! It makes long zoom meetings bearable...
October 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
@chuckwendig.bsky.social thanks for the inspiration! The braeburn, pippin, winesap, and mutsu were most popular.

(The pink lady was presliced from earlier in the day, so don't judge that one by how much is left)
October 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Bonus: Dick Tracy punches the Nazi. And then punches him again.
October 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
In 1988 at age 10 I got into vintage newspaper comics, and my parents got me a big Dick Tracy book. So I was the only 12-year-old complaining that the movie wasn't true enough to the source material.

The original storyline of Nazi spy The Brow seems worth revisiting, especially his eventual end.
October 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Specifically, these guys are to blame:

cards.scryfall.io/large/front/...
October 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The oath at 28 U.S.C. § 453 is to the Constitution and to the People—"to the poor and to the rich"
October 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Reminds me of this one

cards.scryfall.io/large/front/...
September 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The album Ventriloquism by Meshell Ndegeocello gives me joy.

That is all
September 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Breaking: track greyhound dog watches humans run race
September 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
September 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
It’s a terrible photo, but tonight the kids are old enough to enjoy Cats! with us. (Thanks internet archive!)

And they get something I never did. “Memory” was on the radio nonstop when I was a kid, but they’re hearing it for the first time while watching the show and it hits like a truck
September 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I dedicate today to the worker who long ago went room to room with a bucket of blue and a bucket of red paint in my cheap hotel, to put blobs on the sinks so people could tell hot from cold
September 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
September 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This is the one I thought of. Which I guess makes me old.
September 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
My dog and his person are quite fond of that name
September 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
...then the Weatherlight emerged from the hurricane, looking for a place to land. Chandra saw it first from her position on the prow: the island known as "Wubbo."
September 2, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Game 5 with my new Szarel-fling Brawl deck on Magic Arena: This is really fun!

Game 10 with my new Szarel-fling deck: Goddamnit, I built Korvold
September 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM