Mike Shehan
@mikeshehan.bsky.social
Dad | Husband | Nerd. KCChiefs. LFC. I write music and fiction sometimes - I should be doing a lot more of both. Fair warning: I have a potty mouth - not afraid to use it. He/Him.
As is our tradition this time of year, @composerbrad.bsky.social...(1 of 2)
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
As is our tradition this time of year, @composerbrad.bsky.social...(1 of 2)
Seriously though, how did they get OFF of the sandworms?!
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Seriously though, how did they get OFF of the sandworms?!
Seeing lots of clips of Republicans going on Fox and bitching about Trump not getting the Nobel.
You know, one of the worst things about the MAGA/right-wing grift lately is that it's SO dumb it's getting almost impossible to tell who's grifting and who's just actually THAT stupid.
You know, one of the worst things about the MAGA/right-wing grift lately is that it's SO dumb it's getting almost impossible to tell who's grifting and who's just actually THAT stupid.
October 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Seeing lots of clips of Republicans going on Fox and bitching about Trump not getting the Nobel.
You know, one of the worst things about the MAGA/right-wing grift lately is that it's SO dumb it's getting almost impossible to tell who's grifting and who's just actually THAT stupid.
You know, one of the worst things about the MAGA/right-wing grift lately is that it's SO dumb it's getting almost impossible to tell who's grifting and who's just actually THAT stupid.
🧵I was my mom's caregiver for the last three years of her life as she slowly died from congestive heart failure. Her legs from her ankles to her knees were swollen up like tree trunks. She moved very slowly and with a strange gait. She constantly had bruises all over the backs of her hands from...
July 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
🧵I was my mom's caregiver for the last three years of her life as she slowly died from congestive heart failure. Her legs from her ankles to her knees were swollen up like tree trunks. She moved very slowly and with a strange gait. She constantly had bruises all over the backs of her hands from...
A lot of life changing events have happened in my time but learning you could make scrambled eggs in the microwave has to rate top 10 (...top 15 at the very least).
June 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
A lot of life changing events have happened in my time but learning you could make scrambled eggs in the microwave has to rate top 10 (...top 15 at the very least).
I'm good with referring to him as President TACO.
But wouldn't President Doritos™ Locos TACO be more appropriate?
But wouldn't President Doritos™ Locos TACO be more appropriate?
May 29, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I'm good with referring to him as President TACO.
But wouldn't President Doritos™ Locos TACO be more appropriate?
But wouldn't President Doritos™ Locos TACO be more appropriate?
The steak, egg, and cheese breakfast quesadilla is the absolute best thing you can buy from Taco Bell.
I will die on this hill.
I will die on this hill.
April 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The steak, egg, and cheese breakfast quesadilla is the absolute best thing you can buy from Taco Bell.
I will die on this hill.
I will die on this hill.
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Chonky Boi Winston like tummy lovin'
April 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Chonky Boi Winston like tummy lovin'
I'm not saying he's a Russian asset, and I'm not saying he isn't*, but...
All of his bullshit since January sure as hell does sound like the EXACT kind of things they'd be making him do.
(*he TOTALLY is!)
All of his bullshit since January sure as hell does sound like the EXACT kind of things they'd be making him do.
(*he TOTALLY is!)
April 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I'm not saying he's a Russian asset, and I'm not saying he isn't*, but...
All of his bullshit since January sure as hell does sound like the EXACT kind of things they'd be making him do.
(*he TOTALLY is!)
All of his bullshit since January sure as hell does sound like the EXACT kind of things they'd be making him do.
(*he TOTALLY is!)
Am I the only one waiting on him to start putting tariffs on fictional places next?
10% tariff on Atlantis
25% tariff on Wakanda
30% tariff on Narnia
10% tariff on Atlantis
25% tariff on Wakanda
30% tariff on Narnia
April 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Am I the only one waiting on him to start putting tariffs on fictional places next?
10% tariff on Atlantis
25% tariff on Wakanda
30% tariff on Narnia
10% tariff on Atlantis
25% tariff on Wakanda
30% tariff on Narnia
Can we just skip ahead to the part where they start passing out the kool-aid so we can get this over with already.
March 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Can we just skip ahead to the part where they start passing out the kool-aid so we can get this over with already.
March 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Say what you will about the wheel, the printing press, splitting the atom, the microprocessor...I'd argue that mankind's greatest invention was combining chocolate with peanut butter.
March 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Say what you will about the wheel, the printing press, splitting the atom, the microprocessor...I'd argue that mankind's greatest invention was combining chocolate with peanut butter.
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ADVENTURER: Dragon! We are here for your gold! Prepare to die!
DRAGON: My gold?
ADVENTURER: Yes! We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and-
DRAGON: Fair enough
ADVENTURER: Wait, what?
DRAGON: It's yours
ADVENTURER:
DRAGON: How are you carrying it out of here?
ADVENTURER: Um... /1
DRAGON: My gold?
ADVENTURER: Yes! We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and-
DRAGON: Fair enough
ADVENTURER: Wait, what?
DRAGON: It's yours
ADVENTURER:
DRAGON: How are you carrying it out of here?
ADVENTURER: Um... /1
December 30, 2024 at 1:50 PM
ADVENTURER: Dragon! We are here for your gold! Prepare to die!
DRAGON: My gold?
ADVENTURER: Yes! We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and-
DRAGON: Fair enough
ADVENTURER: Wait, what?
DRAGON: It's yours
ADVENTURER:
DRAGON: How are you carrying it out of here?
ADVENTURER: Um... /1
DRAGON: My gold?
ADVENTURER: Yes! We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and-
DRAGON: Fair enough
ADVENTURER: Wait, what?
DRAGON: It's yours
ADVENTURER:
DRAGON: How are you carrying it out of here?
ADVENTURER: Um... /1
If I were to just venture a guess as to what Death's cock tasted like, I'm pretty sure it would be the same taste as this covid phlegm I've been choking on for the last several days.
December 23, 2024 at 2:04 PM
If I were to just venture a guess as to what Death's cock tasted like, I'm pretty sure it would be the same taste as this covid phlegm I've been choking on for the last several days.
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The phrase "Righty-Whities" just entered my head as a substitute for Christofascists and I've managed to momentarily amuse myself.
December 16, 2024 at 8:35 PM
The phrase "Righty-Whities" just entered my head as a substitute for Christofascists and I've managed to momentarily amuse myself.
I have covid...again. Still had to drive to Springfield to pick up Audrey from school. The missus called on the way back to KC. Asked where we were. BIG Covid fog, couldn't remember the name of the town Clinton. Said "we're about 45 miles south of Clitoris."
She has covid too. I almost killed her.
She has covid too. I almost killed her.
December 13, 2024 at 2:41 AM
I have covid...again. Still had to drive to Springfield to pick up Audrey from school. The missus called on the way back to KC. Asked where we were. BIG Covid fog, couldn't remember the name of the town Clinton. Said "we're about 45 miles south of Clitoris."
She has covid too. I almost killed her.
She has covid too. I almost killed her.
December 9, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Somebody needs to get on making 12 Angry Muppets like...now.
December 6, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Somebody needs to get on making 12 Angry Muppets like...now.
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it’s just been me and dad since calgon took mom in ‘86
December 4, 2024 at 1:28 AM
it’s just been me and dad since calgon took mom in ‘86
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone who celebrates.
(made my mom's baked Mac n' Cheese recipe for the first time since she passed)
(made my mom's baked Mac n' Cheese recipe for the first time since she passed)
November 28, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone who celebrates.
(made my mom's baked Mac n' Cheese recipe for the first time since she passed)
(made my mom's baked Mac n' Cheese recipe for the first time since she passed)
The one thing I still can't put my finger on with Bluesky is why about 25% of my What's Hot Classic feed is gay porn.
November 25, 2024 at 7:24 PM
The one thing I still can't put my finger on with Bluesky is why about 25% of my What's Hot Classic feed is gay porn.
November 23, 2024 at 10:37 PM