Mike Turski
@miketurski.bsky.social
If you don’t think Moonlighting was one of the best tv shows ever, hit the bricks…
Mr. Lawless wishes you all a Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Mr. Lawless wishes you all a Merry Christmas!
When you don’t recognize the number, just say, “hello, you’re live on the air!” when you answer the phone.
Boom. 99% of calls disappear.
Boom. 99% of calls disappear.
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
When you don’t recognize the number, just say, “hello, you’re live on the air!” when you answer the phone.
Boom. 99% of calls disappear.
Boom. 99% of calls disappear.
I love getting Xmas cards! Got one from my brother Paul, his lovely wife Angel, and my nephew Maceo.
🤘🏾❤️🤘🏾
🤘🏾❤️🤘🏾
December 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I love getting Xmas cards! Got one from my brother Paul, his lovely wife Angel, and my nephew Maceo.
🤘🏾❤️🤘🏾
🤘🏾❤️🤘🏾
Why would you buy new clothes when you go on vacation? Those people haven’t even seen your old clothes yet.
December 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Why would you buy new clothes when you go on vacation? Those people haven’t even seen your old clothes yet.
Grow some balls NBC. Let’s do this!
December 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Grow some balls NBC. Let’s do this!
If you invite me over to your house, you should clean your tub cause I pull back curtains to check when I pee, and I’m very judgmental.
December 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
If you invite me over to your house, you should clean your tub cause I pull back curtains to check when I pee, and I’m very judgmental.
I really should have bought a house in 1981 instead of being in kindergarten.
December 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I really should have bought a house in 1981 instead of being in kindergarten.
You really can tell how old you’re getting by the attention you pay to furniture on the curb.
December 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
You really can tell how old you’re getting by the attention you pay to furniture on the curb.
I’m at my neighbors house while they’re on vacation taking care of their cat Dash. He’s pretty cool, and we’re of like mind. He hates the loud ass neighbors across the street too.
December 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I’m at my neighbors house while they’re on vacation taking care of their cat Dash. He’s pretty cool, and we’re of like mind. He hates the loud ass neighbors across the street too.
I’ll never understand why taco trucks don't deliver. I mean, you’re already in the truck…
December 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I’ll never understand why taco trucks don't deliver. I mean, you’re already in the truck…
Who the hell named that Patrick Swayze movie Ghost and not Potterygeist?
December 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Who the hell named that Patrick Swayze movie Ghost and not Potterygeist?
Manager: “You were gone for eight hours on a smoke break?!?!”
Me: “It was a brisket.”
Me: “It was a brisket.”
December 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Manager: “You were gone for eight hours on a smoke break?!?!”
Me: “It was a brisket.”
Me: “It was a brisket.”
I’m sick of getting all these dirty looks just because I brought my own cheese grater to Olive Garden.
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’m sick of getting all these dirty looks just because I brought my own cheese grater to Olive Garden.
To all the cars honking behind me, I’m sorry I held up the drive thru line for six minutes counting to make sure I got all my McNuggets.
December 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
To all the cars honking behind me, I’m sorry I held up the drive thru line for six minutes counting to make sure I got all my McNuggets.
#wbw Found some ancient pics of me when I played YMCA baseball looking like Steady Eddie Murray with my Hawaiian Afro peeking out from my cap.
December 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
#wbw Found some ancient pics of me when I played YMCA baseball looking like Steady Eddie Murray with my Hawaiian Afro peeking out from my cap.
Elementary school teachers used to really have beef with me.
Like bitch, I'm 10. I’m allowed to forget my Social Studies book at home.
Like bitch, I'm 10. I’m allowed to forget my Social Studies book at home.
December 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Elementary school teachers used to really have beef with me.
Like bitch, I'm 10. I’m allowed to forget my Social Studies book at home.
Like bitch, I'm 10. I’m allowed to forget my Social Studies book at home.
Has anyone ever lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Has anyone ever lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?
I always love getting Xmas cards, and just got one from my amazingly awesome super cool homie @mykimmicalromance.bsky.social and her pup Casserole.
🤘🏾❤️🤘🏾
🤘🏾❤️🤘🏾
December 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I always love getting Xmas cards, and just got one from my amazingly awesome super cool homie @mykimmicalromance.bsky.social and her pup Casserole.
🤘🏾❤️🤘🏾
🤘🏾❤️🤘🏾
This is exactly what I think every time I see this guy.
December 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This is exactly what I think every time I see this guy.
I don't understand people who go camping on weekends. You just did things all week. What's next, more things?
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I don't understand people who go camping on weekends. You just did things all week. What's next, more things?
Something I just learned: If someone comes out of the Denny’s bathroom sweating, do not go in that bathroom.
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Something I just learned: If someone comes out of the Denny’s bathroom sweating, do not go in that bathroom.
Be careful out there during the “Foo Moon.”
December 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Be careful out there during the “Foo Moon.”
“Captain… Seriously Jim, what’s the setting?”
December 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
“Captain… Seriously Jim, what’s the setting?”
God bless all the kids with fucked up names who never found their name on anything in a souvenir store.
December 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
God bless all the kids with fucked up names who never found their name on anything in a souvenir store.