Mike Blair
@mikeyblair.bsky.social
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Can someone just clip that "we took the freedom of speech away" part and run it on a loop over video of ICE agents beating up innocent people? Those will be our midterm ads?
mikeyblair.bsky.social
Also Cairo, OH. I learned today that there are actually two Cairo, Ohios. I grew up in the smaller of the two
mikeyblair.bsky.social
When I first moved there I thought it was hilarious that my GPS kept saying Cooch st. I was like haha stupid GPS, but then someone gave me directions that included Couch and it all came together
mikeyblair.bsky.social
A sure sign that things are going good for your conservative administration is when one of your Cabinet heads is fighting with a veteran country music star on Twitter.
Headline that reads "DHS head Kristi Noem rips country star Zach Bryan over his anti- ICE song lyrics
mikeyblair.bsky.social
I love that in the same post it's suggested that only effeminate men live in cities, but also there's tons of crime that these tough guy f-250-with-a-punisher-decal driving alphas can't handle but the metropolitan little soy boys apparently are fine with?
mikeyblair.bsky.social
You just have to make the time. Red lights are a great place to catch up, nobody is watching and definitely won't record you and post it on the internet.
mikeyblair.bsky.social
Oh shit we were supposed to stop doing that?
mikeyblair.bsky.social
I wish some hill reporter would ask him how much more time the administration needs to get all the Trump mentions out of the files before he'll allow his members to vote yes on the discharge petition
mikeyblair.bsky.social
*Against my will* it does the rest
mikeyblair.bsky.social
It's like they act like the computers aren't even human
mikeyblair.bsky.social
He probably wrote and forgot about an EO banning use of the pronoun "they" on federal government computers and it just autocorrected to "you"
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smart people: this is a violation of the constitution
me: the antecedent of “you” is the ice officers and cops
dbernstein.bsky.social
Oh he can just unilaterally pass unconstitutional laws now huh ok
mikeyblair.bsky.social
Jesus Christ these people are embarrassing. "a bit misleading" is a bit misleading
mikeyblair.bsky.social
Literally the only people who talked about Floyd's character were those on the right who tried to suggest his murder wasn't a big deal because of his criminal record and/or drug us. No one on the BLM side tried to lionize him, they simply said he (and those like him) didn't deserve murder.
mikeyblair.bsky.social
Falling asleep in the warm & downy confines of my mother goose's wing would fix me
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Before you fall asleep poorly tonight, slow down to enjoy one of my cutest videos of Baby Bird Season 2025. It doesn't get much better than this 🥰 🪶
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In this moment of anxiety, please enjoy a baby goose falling out of an adult gooses wing.

Yes I wrote that sentence.

Yes this happened.

Yes it's ADORABLE.

No I don't think I'll capture a cuter goose moment this year. 🐣 🪶
mikeyblair.bsky.social
I would die for Oakley
mikeyblair.bsky.social
Figured that out when instead of posting no-context evidence pics to social media, we just get silence from the FBI director
mikeyblair.bsky.social
OK, that's fair. I just had a moment of actual panic when I thought Bsky was using that label. Although on second thought that will probably be the actual case soon over on Twitter. Point made, though
mikeyblair.bsky.social
Did you add the antifa bit? Because if you did then this is a misleading post. This is all intentional on your part, right?
mikeyblair.bsky.social
Lose? Because I always find it mildly amusing when I see the Cowboys lose in primetime 5 or 6 times a year
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Thinking about signing up for the Florida National Guard so I can go visit Portland
mikeyblair.bsky.social
I never use qtips but I gotta admit getting in there deep and (I assume) dangerously close to the important bits feels *really* good
mikeyblair.bsky.social
He's so inspiring. We're in good hands
mikeyblair.bsky.social
Alright, we just disagree about how the word woke should be used. No biggie, have a good day