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Mikki Magenta 💖🏳️‍⚧️💖
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Dunno about the gear but the makeup looks like Ichi the Killer!!
Poster for the movie Ichi the Killer. Closeup of Ichi’s face, which has one long horizontal scar across the middle, one down his left eye, and one extending out of each corner of his lips
November 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Family member’s recipe for nachos! Ingredients can be easily swapped or omitted based on availability and energy. Last time I made it, I replaced the black beans with refried right out of the can. I also used some of that taco kit seasoning for the ground beef, which worked great
Screenshot of text messages describing a nacho recipe. “A bag of tortilla chips, a large jar of Pace picante medium salsa, a bag of shredded cheese, a minced jalapeño, a small can of sliced olives, corn sliced off an ear if in season, a can of drained, rinsed, and dried black beans, and cooked ground beef or shredded chicken from a rotisserie chicken. toss it up in a big pan and bake in preheated oven at 400 for 20 minutes. then when it’s done, add dollops of sour cream and diced avocado on top.”
October 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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#rhoslc
Album artwork for Meredith Brooks’ 1997 single, “Bitch.” Meredith Brooks is white with long dark hair, wearing a black dress and holding a brown electric guitar. Behind her is a wall of blue flowers. Top right corner has a box of text that reads “Meredith Brooks - Bitch”. The edit for this image adds a red arrow pointing down from “Meredith Brooks” leading to a red circle. Within the red circle is an image of Meredith Marks from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, depicted with her son and star of Next Gen NYC, Brooks Marks.
September 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Saw a cat today!
Cat on the sidewalk! He’s got a black and gray stripe scheme with white chest fluff. His eyes are big and green and staring right up at the camera
August 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Inspiring - 99% of ppl wont reblob
Boomer-ass Facebook meme depicting a kneeling knight with his sword pointed down into the ground. Text to his right reads, “THE DEVIL SAW ME WITH MY HEAD DOWN AND THOUGHT HE’D WON UNTIL I SAID” and in the edited text box, it concludes with, “YOU MAKE A LOOP-DE-LOOP AND PULL, AND YOUR SHOES ARE LOOKING COOL”
August 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Screencap from WWE Smackdown during the Invasion angle of the early 2000s. Paul Heyman and the rest of the Alliance are taking a knee in the ring while he says into the mic, “DEATH TO SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT. DEATH TO THE WWE”
August 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Don’t ever tell me Fortnite isn’t for the gays when a key mechanic of this season is slaying queens
Screencap of Fortnite. Over-the-shoulder POV of Magneto blasting a giant wormy bug with an arm-cannon. Above the bug is a health bar and the listed objective, “SLAY THE QUEEN!”
August 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Photo from the ending of Wrestlemania 17, wherein Stone Cold Steve Austin shakes hands with former arch-nemesis, Mr. McMahon. Text is overlaid onto both of them: Austin’s text reads, “Hot dog company putting 6 or 10 hot dogs in a pack” and McMahon’s text reads, “Bun company putting 8 buns in a pack”
July 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Consistent exercise is all about finding the right motivation
June 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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We’re out here making shirt-form content
Screenshot of a T-shirt design website. White male torso wearing a blue tank top with white lettering that reads, “I’m not a SHIT STIRRER, but my STRAP-ON is!”
June 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Three screen caps from the “Dunkaccino” scene from Jack and Jill (2011). The subtitles have been replaced with the chorus from Sabrina Carpenter’s “Espresso.” First panel: Al Pacino is dancing with a coffee cup mascot and doughnuts; caption reads, “Move it up, down, left, right, oh. Switch it up like Nintendo.” Second panel: Al Pacino is flashing the doughnut design lining the inside of his suit; caption reads, “Say you can’t sleep, baby, I know.” Third panel: Al Pacino holds a coffee cup up to the camera; caption reads, “That’s that me espresso”
June 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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When someone asks me for my favorite character on Sex and the City
John Cena wrestling John Bradshaw Layfield at Saturday Night’s Main Event in 2008. With Cena lifting JBL onto his shoulders in a Fireman’s Carry, we can witness him Carry Bradshaw
June 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Having unbuyer’s remorse over this heat I left behind at the thrift store the other day
D ark gray T-shirt with a chaotic graphic in the middle. “UNIVERSAL” in big blue tacky word art on the top and “2023” in big blue tacky word art on the bottom. In between is a slew of Universal characters crowded together like a movie poster. From top left to bottom right: Cocaine Bear, Oppenheimer, M3gan, Mario, Freddy Fazzbear, the Trolls, Jason Momoa on a motorcycle, Donkey Kong, Dominic Toretto, and Bowser
May 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Screenshot of a Reddit post in r/Hair from 2 years ago by user [deleted]. Question title is, “What is a fuck ass bob?” Description reads, “I went to see Harry Potter and the Cursed Child on Broadway last weekend and some girl screamed that Ginny had a fuck ass bob? What is that?” Note: Fuck JK Rowling and the Harry Potter series
May 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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We could’ve been getting street waffles at Dick Tucker Square. The square where you Tuck your Dick
Screencap of google maps highlighting Richard Tucker Square, a small triangle of green space in the Upper West Side of Manhattan
April 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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I actually want to play the Forgotten Land expansion more than I want to play Air Riders
Screencap from I Think You Should Leave. Tim Heidecker (white male, glasses, short brown hair, dressed in a lab coat) is sitting behind a desk with a friendly yet nosily inquisitive expression on his face. The actual dialogue from this scene is “I actually want to go to Haunted House more than I want to go to Aqua”
April 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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You’re supposed to use one of these, right?
Strap-on modeled on a mannequin torso. In place of a dildo is a long rounded brush, white and blue
March 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Who’s the marine biologist who saw this guy and thought “yeah that looks like acclaimed television show ‘Monk’ starring Tony Shalhoub”
Monkfish being held up by its stomach on the deck of a fishing boat at sea. Monkfish is brown, wide but not tall, with a massive mouth agape giving a clear look into its pink interior. The monkfish is monstrous looking. Fisherman holding up the monkfish is mostly cropped out, spare for his white arms, blue T-shirt, and striped pants
March 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Highly recommend buying art from Spunk Rock!! I bought this Elvira piece three years ago and still hang it proudly in my bedroom 💖 thank you, Spunk!!
Framed illustration of Elvira by artist Spunk Rock. Illustration background is pink with white bats, Elvira’s skin is blue toned with her signature black dress and big black wig. She’s thick as hell showing mad thigh and titty. She has a playful yet sinister expression on her face. Frame is black on a white wall.
February 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Craziest part about living in the desert is dealing with the snake cactus. I’m not used to plants that move, much less ones that slither and swarm other lifeforms to feed on them. Supposedly they’re strictly vegetarian, but they sure seem to hunt like carnivores
Picture of a desert climate, with different plant species growing out of the arid brown dirt. Most prominent is a tangled cluster of long cacti, varied in shades of green and purple with white spines jutting out from all of them. Several of these long cacti are reaching upright, as if surveying their surroundings like small critters in the prairie. Some of these cacti have slinked themselves around the base of a tree, which has tipped to a precarious angle verging on collapse. The tree is dark brown, its bark twisted in its patterns after years in the harsh desert. One could interpret that the tree, once mighty and upright, has been weakened from the parasitic onslaught of the snake cacti horde that ensnares it in a snarling, writing mass.
February 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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I Saw the TV Glow (2024)
Screencap from The Incredibles (2004). Mr. Incredible is white, brolic, wearing a tuxedo, driving a car. Caption below him reads, “ Yeah, I’ve got time.” The joke of this post is that this meme is similar to the well-known quote from I Saw the TV Glow, “There is still time”
February 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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56 people found this helpful and baby, I’m 57
Screenshot from IMDb. Reads as follows: “Sling Blade Quotes Karl: I like them French fried potaters. 👍 Helpful - 56 👎 - 0”
January 31, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Kitty cat loves her blankie fort, purrs loudly as she gets cozy!! 🐱
January 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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My cat gets them rabbit feet when she sleeps
Sleepy calico cat resting on a couch cushion. Her fur is orange, black, and white. Her front paws are folded into her chest, and her back legs are stretched outward
January 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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They also transed her gender
Hatsune Miku from Fortnite. Her color scheme is pink, white, and blue. She is wearing a light pink cap with cat ears, a sweater crop top, a short skirt, high socks, and sneakers. Miku has two belts, one of which has a megaphone attached. Her hair is blue and pink gradient. She is posed with her hand in front of her face, palm outward
January 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM