Mikki Magenta 💖🏳️⚧️💖
@mikkimagenta.bsky.social
29 / [they/she] / USA
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Since I’m prohibited from adding music to my profile, I’m instead pinning a photo of the song “Call Me” by Blondie and requesting that you imagine it playing in your head while you scroll this page. Thank you in advance for your cooperation
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They’re saying Andrew Wakefield touched his research subjects and that’s why they’re autistic
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
They’re saying Andrew Wakefield touched his research subjects and that’s why they’re autistic
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lord i see what u have done for others
November 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
lord i see what u have done for others
Breaking generational patterns by instructing ChatGPT on how it can kill itself
November 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Breaking generational patterns by instructing ChatGPT on how it can kill itself
I’m in the 1800s, reviewing your vampire folklore, and assuring you with full confidence that the homos are gonna love this shit
November 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I’m in the 1800s, reviewing your vampire folklore, and assuring you with full confidence that the homos are gonna love this shit
Permanently disinvited from karaoke night b/c I got a minute into “Cloudbusting” by Kate Bush before I started crying hysterically into the microphone and refused to give up the mic even after the song was over
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Permanently disinvited from karaoke night b/c I got a minute into “Cloudbusting” by Kate Bush before I started crying hysterically into the microphone and refused to give up the mic even after the song was over
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Her cock is my strange addiction the way it has me eating the mattress
November 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Her cock is my strange addiction the way it has me eating the mattress
West Coast vs East Coast beefs are manufactured by Big Lotto b/c they don’t want ppl on the east coast leaking the winning lotto numbers to ppl on the west coast so that they can buy winning tickets before the numbers are called in their time zone, guaranteeing payouts of over $2.5 mil every time
November 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
West Coast vs East Coast beefs are manufactured by Big Lotto b/c they don’t want ppl on the east coast leaking the winning lotto numbers to ppl on the west coast so that they can buy winning tickets before the numbers are called in their time zone, guaranteeing payouts of over $2.5 mil every time
My romantic rival doesn’t have shit on me: I’m hotter, wealthier, and better schooled in the arts and histories. Literally the only thing he had going for him is the hypnotic movement of his pendulous balls. Not that I’m watching b/c that would be gay, but damn those shits are pendulous huh 😵💫
October 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
My romantic rival doesn’t have shit on me: I’m hotter, wealthier, and better schooled in the arts and histories. Literally the only thing he had going for him is the hypnotic movement of his pendulous balls. Not that I’m watching b/c that would be gay, but damn those shits are pendulous huh 😵💫
It’s all good y’all, he told me the tattoo is gonna be a maze when it’s done
October 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
It’s all good y’all, he told me the tattoo is gonna be a maze when it’s done
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kyle fletcher has some wardrobe issues at Wrestledream
October 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
kyle fletcher has some wardrobe issues at Wrestledream
Movies with adjectives in their title should be part of suffixed trilogies, such as “The Long Walk” being followed by “The Longer Walk” and finally “The Longest Walk.” “The Green Mile” would have “The Greener Mile” and “The Greenest Mile.” “Die Hard with a Vengeance” should have been “Die Hardest”
October 18, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Movies with adjectives in their title should be part of suffixed trilogies, such as “The Long Walk” being followed by “The Longer Walk” and finally “The Longest Walk.” “The Green Mile” would have “The Greener Mile” and “The Greenest Mile.” “Die Hard with a Vengeance” should have been “Die Hardest”
I fucked it up y’all. I fumbled the millennial baddie. Now she’s making epic bacon for someone else, and my life will never be awesomesauce again. How am I supposed to go on adulting without her?
October 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I fucked it up y’all. I fumbled the millennial baddie. Now she’s making epic bacon for someone else, and my life will never be awesomesauce again. How am I supposed to go on adulting without her?
Monosyllabic names are an attack on literacy. We must put an end to John, Joe, Jane, Jack, James, Joan, Jim, Jess, Jill, Jean, and others
October 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Monosyllabic names are an attack on literacy. We must put an end to John, Joe, Jane, Jack, James, Joan, Jim, Jess, Jill, Jean, and others
HRT is the difference between the intro to “Roundabout” and the intro to “Crazy on You”
October 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
HRT is the difference between the intro to “Roundabout” and the intro to “Crazy on You”
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it's not FOR us
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
it's not FOR us
With a name like Cillian Murphy, you’d really expect him to be Irish
October 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
With a name like Cillian Murphy, you’d really expect him to be Irish
Hate meeting Watchers IRL, she read the contents of my soul and now she knows about the time I jacked off 💀
October 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Hate meeting Watchers IRL, she read the contents of my soul and now she knows about the time I jacked off 💀
Thoughts and Prayers
Bought myself a fancy pair
Tightened up the derriere
Did the nose with it, all that goes with it!
Bought myself a fancy pair
Tightened up the derriere
Did the nose with it, all that goes with it!
October 2, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Thoughts and Prayers
Bought myself a fancy pair
Tightened up the derriere
Did the nose with it, all that goes with it!
Bought myself a fancy pair
Tightened up the derriere
Did the nose with it, all that goes with it!
Turned their drilling into fracking by pooping during anal
September 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Turned their drilling into fracking by pooping during anal
