milfwich cafe
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your server today is: millie (she/her)
your server today is: millie (she/her)
what about donkey knockers with a honeyfuckle glaze??
donkey cockles with fuck sauce- is this anything??
January 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
what about donkey knockers with a honeyfuckle glaze??
donkey cockles with fuck sauce- is this anything??
January 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
donkey cockles with fuck sauce- is this anything??
babe i work for tips
Sigh, no one appreciates creatively placed shits anymore.
January 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
babe i work for tips
please just shit in the toilets- i’m BEGGING you
January 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
please just shit in the toilets- i’m BEGGING you
could y’all not shit in the hole? why do i have to keep asking y’all??
January 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
could y’all not shit in the hole? why do i have to keep asking y’all??
look i’m just trying to not get lit on fire for 3 straight days
January 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
look i’m just trying to not get lit on fire for 3 straight days
don’t give that 8 yo any more coffee
January 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
don’t give that 8 yo any more coffee
no- spitting in your mouth is a french culinary technique
January 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
no- spitting in your mouth is a french culinary technique
like i’d tell you who murdered him- but i couldn’t fucking remember to save my own life
don’t talk to gary the ghost btw- he’s weird but not weird in an interesting way, he’s just like real boring about it
January 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
like i’d tell you who murdered him- but i couldn’t fucking remember to save my own life
don’t talk to gary the ghost btw- he’s weird but not weird in an interesting way, he’s just like real boring about it
January 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
don’t talk to gary the ghost btw- he’s weird but not weird in an interesting way, he’s just like real boring about it
yes- it’s supposed to smell like fart when you cut into it
no- we don’t do refunds
no- we don’t do refunds
January 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
yes- it’s supposed to smell like fart when you cut into it
no- we don’t do refunds
no- we don’t do refunds
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these fucking bots don’t tip
January 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
these fucking bots don’t tip
you can just get a cup of coffee- you don’t NEED to be a weirdo
January 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
you can just get a cup of coffee- you don’t NEED to be a weirdo
she ain’t gonna use your bone that way bro
are y’all not aware of what the chef with no bones does with the bones you give her??
January 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
she ain’t gonna use your bone that way bro
are y’all not aware of what the chef with no bones does with the bones you give her??
January 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
are y’all not aware of what the chef with no bones does with the bones you give her??
these fucking bots don’t tip
January 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
these fucking bots don’t tip
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i don’t care how much blood was in it- i said FUCK OFF ma’am
January 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
i don’t care how much blood was in it- i said FUCK OFF ma’am
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January 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
fuck i forgot how many of y’all don’t make it to the toilet in time 🤢🤢🤢
January 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
fuck i forgot how many of y’all don’t make it to the toilet in time 🤢🤢🤢
LIKE YOU READ THE SIGN WHEN IT WAS THERE
fuck- somebody ALREADY fell in the hole
January 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
LIKE YOU READ THE SIGN WHEN IT WAS THERE
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that’s not crop dusting- that’s your amuse bouche
January 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
that’s not crop dusting- that’s your amuse bouche
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fuck- somebody ALREADY fell in the hole
January 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
fuck- somebody ALREADY fell in the hole
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i got a fistwich with your name on it buddy
January 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i got a fistwich with your name on it buddy
i got a fistwich with your name on it buddy
January 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i got a fistwich with your name on it buddy