Alex
@mindgobl1n.bsky.social
chaotic dumbass. most of my posts are jokes. #luigiformortalkombat
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if freddy fazbear was a professional gamer would he be freddy faze-bear
December 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
if freddy fazbear was a professional gamer would he be freddy faze-bear
ios autocorrect is so fucked. i tried to type “were” like “if you were…” and it corrected to “wetdd egg”.
apple what in gods name is a wetdd egg
apple what in gods name is a wetdd egg
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
ios autocorrect is so fucked. i tried to type “were” like “if you were…” and it corrected to “wetdd egg”.
apple what in gods name is a wetdd egg
apple what in gods name is a wetdd egg
imagine if college degrees were like flags and you had to burn them if they ever touched the ground, but the only way to get another one if that happened was to complete another however-many-years of college it took to get the first time.
that’d suck.
that’d suck.
November 17, 2025 at 8:20 AM
imagine if college degrees were like flags and you had to burn them if they ever touched the ground, but the only way to get another one if that happened was to complete another however-many-years of college it took to get the first time.
that’d suck.
that’d suck.
if lowes made candles or air fresheners or literally any purchasable fragrance that smelled like their stores i would buy so many. idc what they are i just need more Lowes Scent in my life.
October 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
if lowes made candles or air fresheners or literally any purchasable fragrance that smelled like their stores i would buy so many. idc what they are i just need more Lowes Scent in my life.
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Pretty much every single one of these new government accounts is posting rage bait. It's possible (like 100% guaranteed) they are trying to provoke people here on purpose, so don't fall for it. Blockity block block block.
Gotta block ‘em all!
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -
bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Pretty much every single one of these new government accounts is posting rage bait. It's possible (like 100% guaranteed) they are trying to provoke people here on purpose, so don't fall for it. Blockity block block block.
me: okay yeah my burnout and depression are getting pretty bad but at least my sleep schedule isn’t fucked.
also me:
also me:
October 18, 2025 at 9:12 AM
me: okay yeah my burnout and depression are getting pretty bad but at least my sleep schedule isn’t fucked.
also me:
also me:
does michael rat hold any power over this domain or am i good to post this
October 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
does michael rat hold any power over this domain or am i good to post this
realized recently i was confusing “liquid death” with “death wish coffee”.
still a dumb name for sparkling water imo.
still a dumb name for sparkling water imo.
can’t get over the fact that “liquid death” is a brand of sparkling water. i always assumed it was some kind of coffee-energy drink hybrid with some absurd amount of caffeine. not just fizzy water.
October 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
realized recently i was confusing “liquid death” with “death wish coffee”.
still a dumb name for sparkling water imo.
still a dumb name for sparkling water imo.
already asked twitter but i’ll ask here too: does anyone have a link to the scp (might be a -j but idk for sure) that’s a horny nuclear reactor? i can’t find a single mention of it online, nor can i find the screenshot i (thought i) took of it but istg it is or at one point was real.
October 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
already asked twitter but i’ll ask here too: does anyone have a link to the scp (might be a -j but idk for sure) that’s a horny nuclear reactor? i can’t find a single mention of it online, nor can i find the screenshot i (thought i) took of it but istg it is or at one point was real.
y’know sometimes i completely forget this is like an entire separate social media app with its own ecosystem and shit and not just somewhere to repost my criminally underappreciated tweets.
October 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
y’know sometimes i completely forget this is like an entire separate social media app with its own ecosystem and shit and not just somewhere to repost my criminally underappreciated tweets.
at least half (probably more) of the things i type out on twitter are things i never post because they’re all shit like this
October 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
at least half (probably more) of the things i type out on twitter are things i never post because they’re all shit like this
i wish there were new months and seasons and holidays i could experience. gimme fuckin octobruary. december 23rd 1/2. hallentinesmas eve. i’ll take anything.
October 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
i wish there were new months and seasons and holidays i could experience. gimme fuckin octobruary. december 23rd 1/2. hallentinesmas eve. i’ll take anything.
new zealand was invented by big globe to sell more globe
August 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
new zealand was invented by big globe to sell more globe
can’t get over the fact that “liquid death” is a brand of sparkling water. i always assumed it was some kind of coffee-energy drink hybrid with some absurd amount of caffeine. not just fizzy water.
July 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
can’t get over the fact that “liquid death” is a brand of sparkling water. i always assumed it was some kind of coffee-energy drink hybrid with some absurd amount of caffeine. not just fizzy water.
imagine experiencing a jumpcut irl. like, you’re somewhere one moment and then somewhere completely different the next. that’d be terrifying i think.
June 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
imagine experiencing a jumpcut irl. like, you’re somewhere one moment and then somewhere completely different the next. that’d be terrifying i think.
oh damn kinda forgot this app was a thing tbh. my bad. (i say, knowing i’ll probably immediately forget again as soon as i close it)
May 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
oh damn kinda forgot this app was a thing tbh. my bad. (i say, knowing i’ll probably immediately forget again as soon as i close it)
dammit the phone case i 3d printed is slowly breaking just from daily use. this sucks.
April 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
dammit the phone case i 3d printed is slowly breaking just from daily use. this sucks.
my hallucinations are getting worse 😞
March 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
my hallucinations are getting worse 😞
the other night i was falling asleep to youtube videos as i usually do and for some reason i got an ad that was half an hour long explaining shit about taxes. i tried ignoring it cuz i was already comfy but i started listening to it and long story short that’s how i had my most recent panic attack.
March 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
the other night i was falling asleep to youtube videos as i usually do and for some reason i got an ad that was half an hour long explaining shit about taxes. i tried ignoring it cuz i was already comfy but i started listening to it and long story short that’s how i had my most recent panic attack.
@sulettastmtohnd.bsky.social hey i’m just gonna hazard a guess based on your bio that you didn’t just dm me on twitter asking for help with something?
March 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
@sulettastmtohnd.bsky.social hey i’m just gonna hazard a guess based on your bio that you didn’t just dm me on twitter asking for help with something?
@adhdforreal.bsky.social do you have that one meme that’s like “this is what it feels like to sit still with adhd” and it’s a skeleton clawing at the inside of an outline of a person?
March 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
@adhdforreal.bsky.social do you have that one meme that’s like “this is what it feels like to sit still with adhd” and it’s a skeleton clawing at the inside of an outline of a person?