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Minty
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local they/them enby. i lied, i play mario now because he does yippies and hahas in melee. sometimes i'm funny
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i bring the funny to the table, what do you bring?
fox players all think they’re hot shit but actually they’re all fat sweaty losers who are carried
August 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
the metal gear timeline could have never predicted this
May 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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i can’t believe all it took for tesla stock to recover a bit was to do a paid photo op with the president of the united states, have the government designate vandalism on teslas as terrorism, gift multiple politicians and police stations teslas for photo ops, and get corrupt government contracts
March 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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3 on a Crack
1/2016 20 X 13 inches [50.8 X 33 cm] Graphite on Paper
#sciart #gawoski #pollen #botany #botanical
January 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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me at 16: my stomach is an indomitable furnace on a steam engine anything I throw in there will be annihilated into fuel

me at 38: I have to actively maintain the bacterial balance on my gut biome or I don't get to poop right
December 28, 2024 at 12:13 AM
laser spamming camping falcos deserve to walk the plank
December 24, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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December 22, 2024 at 9:20 PM
she dan da dan on my creepy nuts until i pikmin
December 17, 2024 at 9:33 AM
i think it's crazy that people call greta thunberg antisemitic because she said free palestine.

directly associating the idea of feeling bad for palestine with people who think the holocaust didn't happen.
you feeling bad is like holocaust denial to a country that's carpet bombing palestine daily
December 17, 2024 at 9:14 AM
i bring the funny to the table, what do you bring?
December 4, 2024 at 1:56 PM
go back to iowa
December 4, 2024 at 6:37 AM
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Kendrick performing in Toronto on fathers day is NASTY WORK lmao
December 3, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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They're selling the Gibby flag at the flea market
December 3, 2024 at 11:30 PM
ethan klein does so much to make me hate his entire career now.

being a greasy little man shouldn't deserve praise, i liked it better when he was just doing funny shit and not the lame ass podcast and drama baiting
December 1, 2024 at 8:21 AM
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For ranksgiving, I have ranked dads. Enjoy
November 28, 2024 at 11:59 PM
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
big bricks bryson
November 27, 2024 at 11:27 AM
do not listen to this person, please leave cement residue harden for extra strength
Hello Bluesky please remember to brush your teeth after consuming cement
November 26, 2024 at 7:42 PM
i think it's really funny that transphobic dudes always seem to make it a personality trait to reply to as many trans people as possible.
for people who hate penis, they sure love being around cock all day
November 26, 2024 at 7:36 PM
the guy in question:
November 26, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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Felt cute
November 26, 2024 at 2:27 AM
megaskeletons
November 19, 2024 at 2:42 AM
this thing has been great
November 19, 2024 at 1:37 AM
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I swear that's how it works!!!

How did you get into programming? ✨

#CyanTechMeme
November 17, 2024 at 1:26 PM
if you let your cat roam outside freely, you suck dude
November 18, 2024 at 1:46 PM