Ministry of Monkey
@ministryofmonkey.bsky.social
official account of the Ministry of Monkey, policy maker over all monkeys worldwide
You spin me round and round and round, just like this Gorilla and his other friends. Happy spinning monkey day
April 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
You spin me round and round and round, just like this Gorilla and his other friends. Happy spinning monkey day
Just a little more blue strokes here and there and nobody will be able to recognize this Orangutan painting as not being an original Picasso
April 23, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Just a little more blue strokes here and there and nobody will be able to recognize this Orangutan painting as not being an original Picasso
OMG These sandwiches are sooo delicious. This Orangutan is enjoyng his sandwiches and coffee soooo hard
April 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
OMG These sandwiches are sooo delicious. This Orangutan is enjoyng his sandwiches and coffee soooo hard
Just following the market indicators
April 4, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Just following the market indicators
the Markets are again in line with his numbers board today:
April 4, 2025 at 11:20 AM
the Markets are again in line with his numbers board today:
As a result, markets will be hammered further today , this is the pre-market indicator for this morning
April 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
As a result, markets will be hammered further today , this is the pre-market indicator for this morning
Pumping up some courage before diving into the weekend together with this Gorilla.
April 4, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Pumping up some courage before diving into the weekend together with this Gorilla.
Our Orangutan sleeping through the Tariffs anouncements, dreaming of Bananas.....
April 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Our Orangutan sleeping through the Tariffs anouncements, dreaming of Bananas.....
Premarket looking blood red too
April 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Premarket looking blood red too
Your retirement savings are about to be squashed too
April 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Your retirement savings are about to be squashed too
i have bad news for you, these are the Madagaskar pinguins, for these the tariff has been set on 47%.......
April 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
i have bad news for you, these are the Madagaskar pinguins, for these the tariff has been set on 47%.......
After the 50% Trump Tariff increase on the island of Monkey, this poor Orangutan was forced to start gathering his own food
April 3, 2025 at 7:30 AM
After the 50% Trump Tariff increase on the island of Monkey, this poor Orangutan was forced to start gathering his own food
it's time for a smoke break at the Ministry of Monkey
April 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
it's time for a smoke break at the Ministry of Monkey
Monkey focused on his game of solitaire while the world is on fire.
April 2, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Monkey focused on his game of solitaire while the world is on fire.
Anybody knowing the rules of Monkey-tag played by these Gorillas at the zoo?
April 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Anybody knowing the rules of Monkey-tag played by these Gorillas at the zoo?
flinging some monkey shit and other funny monkey things for Funkey Monkey Mondays
March 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
flinging some monkey shit and other funny monkey things for Funkey Monkey Mondays
You absolutely don't want to get in the way of some mayor group Gorilla brawl, they would probably break you like a twig....
March 31, 2025 at 12:50 PM
You absolutely don't want to get in the way of some mayor group Gorilla brawl, they would probably break you like a twig....
Gorilla silverback niptwist!
March 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Gorilla silverback niptwist!
This Macaque is looking at all his sexy followers out here on the other side of the screen.
March 31, 2025 at 7:39 AM
This Macaque is looking at all his sexy followers out here on the other side of the screen.
Our Orangutan friend is wondering what kind of silly toys hoomans are playing with.
March 31, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Our Orangutan friend is wondering what kind of silly toys hoomans are playing with.
Better start learning on how to apply a proper wax job early.... this young chimpanzee is definitely doing a good job here.
March 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Better start learning on how to apply a proper wax job early.... this young chimpanzee is definitely doing a good job here.
Ladies and Gentlemen, in the blue corner, we present you, 3 times heavyweight champion in the Monkey Boxing tournament, iroooooooon Utang!!!!!!!
March 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, in the blue corner, we present you, 3 times heavyweight champion in the Monkey Boxing tournament, iroooooooon Utang!!!!!!!
This little Orangutan just woke up to a bad hair day at his first day of glamping.
March 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
This little Orangutan just woke up to a bad hair day at his first day of glamping.
Helloooooo? Anybody there on the other side of the screen? our little orangutan is wondering if you started your week already
March 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Helloooooo? Anybody there on the other side of the screen? our little orangutan is wondering if you started your week already
All salute for the Silverback Gorilla General
March 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
All salute for the Silverback Gorilla General