Ministry of Monkey
@ministryofmonkey.bsky.social
official account of the Ministry of Monkey, policy maker over all monkeys worldwide
Would be so hilarious if they sent a sh*tload of everything to moscow during theParade
April 29, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Would be so hilarious if they sent a sh*tload of everything to moscow during theParade
Worst part: he's making money of it too by charging the taxpayer for the stays of his security personal in his own resorts.....
April 23, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Worst part: he's making money of it too by charging the taxpayer for the stays of his security personal in his own resorts.....
Trump is going to kill the economy fast. bsky.app/profile/diew...
Andrew Chen, co-founder of one of my favorite denim brands, 3sixteen, breaks down how the tariffs affect his company
IG 3sixteen
IG 3sixteen
April 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Trump is going to kill the economy fast. bsky.app/profile/diew...
Some nice details on why his tariffs are going to sink the economy: bsky.app/profile/diew...
Andrew Chen, co-founder of one of my favorite denim brands, 3sixteen, breaks down how the tariffs affect his company
IG 3sixteen
IG 3sixteen
April 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Some nice details on why his tariffs are going to sink the economy: bsky.app/profile/diew...
He did mention it ☺️. 2 reasons: US products get more expensive because the tariffs they applied when sourcing parts abroad, and second there is the uncertainty of retaliatory tariffs, so the EU might be reluctant to purchase goods from the US which might become more expensive overnight
April 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
He did mention it ☺️. 2 reasons: US products get more expensive because the tariffs they applied when sourcing parts abroad, and second there is the uncertainty of retaliatory tariffs, so the EU might be reluctant to purchase goods from the US which might become more expensive overnight
If his nipples are going to descend just a little more he can hide them in his pants
April 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
If his nipples are going to descend just a little more he can hide them in his pants
Since the fox viewers are probably the low incomes, they will be the ones who are going to feel this first anyway (on the other hand, they will blame bidenflation)
April 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Since the fox viewers are probably the low incomes, they will be the ones who are going to feel this first anyway (on the other hand, they will blame bidenflation)
At the pace at which Russia is moving the frontline in Ukraine it will take 1000 years to reach Berlin 😅
April 5, 2025 at 11:04 AM
At the pace at which Russia is moving the frontline in Ukraine it will take 1000 years to reach Berlin 😅
Frontline going to look like Spider-Man went berserk there 🥴
April 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Frontline going to look like Spider-Man went berserk there 🥴
Meanwhile the regular folks retirement investments are melting in front of their eyes, all while Trump plays some "who has the bigger balls" and gambles on what will happen next
April 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Meanwhile the regular folks retirement investments are melting in front of their eyes, all while Trump plays some "who has the bigger balls" and gambles on what will happen next
US Markets is going to be equally bad, and so are EU markets
April 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
US Markets is going to be equally bad, and so are EU markets
Disgusting blood seems to run through the family
April 4, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Disgusting blood seems to run through the family
Just following the market indicators
April 4, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Just following the market indicators
the Markets are again in line with his numbers board today:
April 4, 2025 at 11:20 AM
the Markets are again in line with his numbers board today:
As a result, markets will be hammered further today , this is the pre-market indicator for this morning
April 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
As a result, markets will be hammered further today , this is the pre-market indicator for this morning
Whats there to investigate? The existence of the signal group alone should be sufficient to throw them all in jail for treason
April 4, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Whats there to investigate? The existence of the signal group alone should be sufficient to throw them all in jail for treason
might still be the case, everything depends on how he get's taxed once he extracts money
April 4, 2025 at 10:04 AM
might still be the case, everything depends on how he get's taxed once he extracts money
didn't you receive the latest MAGA news, now markets crashing is a good thing 😏. they bring up all kinds of some opposite arguments from when the markets had a dip under Biden
April 4, 2025 at 9:55 AM
didn't you receive the latest MAGA news, now markets crashing is a good thing 😏. they bring up all kinds of some opposite arguments from when the markets had a dip under Biden
Unfortunately another 30% was still stupid enough to just let him have it ☝️
April 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Unfortunately another 30% was still stupid enough to just let him have it ☝️
Little bit too late, isn’t it
April 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Little bit too late, isn’t it