Minturn Alexander
@minturn-alexander.bsky.social
Left-handed, vaguely ginger. Fluent in both German and Furby. Occasionally amusing. Socialist, Anti-Fascist 🏳️🌈 he/him #BLM ✌🏼
It's my fault for gaining literacy as a child. I only have myself to blame.
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It's my fault for gaining literacy as a child. I only have myself to blame.
Second one would get it.
December 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Second one would get it.
But you're... 6'6"? Right?
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
But you're... 6'6"? Right?
Why are you so horny all of a sudden? Is this like a Pennywise thing? You wake up after 27 years ravenous, go on a rampage and then go back into the sewer?
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Why are you so horny all of a sudden? Is this like a Pennywise thing? You wake up after 27 years ravenous, go on a rampage and then go back into the sewer?
Matthew, It's not even 9am.
December 4, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Matthew, It's not even 9am.
They just play lifetime Christmas movies for white women all day? I don't think my remote finger has ever graced channel 5
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
They just play lifetime Christmas movies for white women all day? I don't think my remote finger has ever graced channel 5
Swooped you right up!
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Swooped you right up!
How you gonna be vegan and fat? Pick a struggle bbz
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
How you gonna be vegan and fat? Pick a struggle bbz
Lolol first of all... Not the focus of the video second of all 😇
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Lolol first of all... Not the focus of the video second of all 😇
They were 😔
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
They were 😔
I don't know what any of those words mean..
November 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I don't know what any of those words mean..
Your tie is a little bit too long. I can show you how a trick to make sure it's always sitting just right X
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Your tie is a little bit too long. I can show you how a trick to make sure it's always sitting just right X
This is true
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This is true